SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

To be fair I'm pretty sure most of us weren't conceived in a conventional manner, so there would be no father in the first place

That's a good point

 

[SRB]

Daring to touch my head? Good, that hand is now prone to spontaneous combustion.

It already was.
*pat pat- BOOM*
See?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Not with me, Matcha-kun with Ssemouys I'm simply a power that made it possible

Thank you so much, Ane-san! But this way, we skipped the fun part...

sure I can claim fatherhood

Although it is morally wrong, the fact that you keep the door open to the possibility flatters me a lot.

You and Ssemouy aren't blood-related so no worry

I know, I still remember the epic DNA test where Ssemouy got three consecutive 2s. I was referring to our blood relationship. Which, now that I think about it, doesn't actually exist.

I made sure that my magic doesn't meddle with the DNA of the baby, so no half-daikon babies

That's a shame

Let's just hope our child doesn't become a protagonist Parents of those don't tend to live very happy lives... or lives at all, to be honest.

That's a danger we absolutely must avoid! We will raise our child by teaching them the true values of villainy. They will be a supervillain who manages to break the fate of certain defeat at the hands of the hero and wins by subverting all the established rules!

Mary Sue?! Something about that word gives me the heebie jeebies >_>, if our child is all powerful, can they be the "Devourer of All that Shall and Shall Not Be" Instead? It's a great moniker, makes you want to spoil 'em

That seems like a truly appropriate title for our progeny. Perhaps it would be better to find a diminutive, considering it might become cumbersome to call them that every time. Maybe DASSNB?

We will definitely spoil them as they deserve.

What do you mean misunderstanding? You mean this wasn't your grand plan all along?

The ways in which my plans operate are mysterious and infinite.

Looks like that timeskip wasn't needed after all... well maybe it is needed for when you deliver the baby

*starts feeling a strong nausea* ?

Skipping the negative parts of pregnancy wouldn't be bad indeed...

I hope so, unlike Seymour! >_>

(Lore accurate lol) the song sent

I will tell our child how great their father was, that she loved them with all her heart, but her role as Villainess required a lot of effort and constant presence. It will be difficult to raise them alone, but I can count on two other fathers, a fantastic aunt, and a phenomenal grandmother.

(The cover song is phenomenal )

This Goddess has no idea either she used all of her computing power on blessing Matcha with his triplets

Wait, triplets? No way! Use your magic to merge them together, please. For now, one child is enough. At most, they can have three personalities like their father.

Of course the NEET is trying to run away

Don't talk about my wife like that, Ane-san, she has her good reasons...

Running away? No, everyone knows that its a parental obligation for the father to disappear in anime!

(this is also a test to see if all my messages need moderator approval or just those with links)

I'm so happy to see you!
My beloved! ? Now you exist! You have a tangible and defined presence! Now I can stalk you!

(Try posting at least a dozen messages around the forum, in the subforums where posts are currently counted. This should unlock the permissions for you to post without waiting for the mod. That's how it worked with Watcha.)

 

[Seymour]

eeeh why not

you feel incredibly powerful, you are filled with heroic spirit!

I will tell our child how great their father was, that she loved them with all her heart, but her role as Villainess required a lot of effort and constant presence. It will be difficult to raise them alone, but I can count on two other fathers, a fantastic aunt, and a phenomenal grandmother.

Sure keep feeding them lies, it will only hurt more when the inevitable comes. Though wouldn't count on two fathers, that one makes herself known even less than me!

(The cover song is phenomenal )

(It really is, lol... on a 9 minute song, too)

Wait, triplets? No way! Use your magic to merge them together, please. For now, one child is enough. At most, they can have three personalities like their father.

Worry not, they may appear as triplets, but they are of one mind, even if there are three bodies. Don't think I don't notice you trying to escape your fate of birthing triplets

I'm so happy to see you!
My beloved! ? Now you exist! You have a tangible and defined presence! Now I can stalk you!

Stalk me? *laughs in privacy setting set to Nobody*

(Try posting at least a dozen messages around the forum, in the subforums where posts are currently counted. This should unlock the permissions for you to post without waiting for the mod. That's how it worked with Watcha.)

Eh, if it's just my links that are limited I don't mind working around that. Too lazy to respond to posts on this account and it would be hella confusing out of context.

 

[Theirl]

you feel incredibly powerful, you are filled with heroic spirit!

did u drug me i fell amazing?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

*pat pat*

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*pat pat*

Hugg

 

[SRB]

Hugg

*hugs*

 

[Nolff]

*Barges in with style*

Heya people!

It's tax time!

 

[SRB]

*Barges in with style*

Heya people!

It's tax time!

I do not care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying Taxes!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Thank you so much, Ane-san! But this way, we skipped the fun part...

You can have the fun part of making babies even without making them, Matcha-kun You need to work for it yourself, though. Ane-san can't help you directly, but usually a nice romantic dinner and a bit privacy is a good start

Although it is morally wrong, the fact that you keep the door open to the possibility flatters me a lot.

It's really cute that you ignored the first part of that statement, Matcha-kun But, yes, if Ane-san was straight and we were both singe, I'd definitely make you the mother of my children

I know, I still remember the epic DNA test where Ssemouy got three consecutive 2s. I was referring to our blood relationship. Which, now that I think about it, doesn't actually exist.

True Which is surprising, considering even physical similarities We're going to need more explanation from Mama

That's a shame

The implications of the child being in any part a daikon, would be a bit... dangerous Azure is killing you enough times already, I don't want her to keep murdering you even more

Wait, triplets? No way! Use your magic to merge them together, please. For now, one child is enough. At most, they can have three personalities like their father.

Worry not, they may appear as triplets, but they are of one mind, even if there are three bodies. Don't think I don't notice you trying to escape your fate of birthing triplets

I'm sorry, Matcha-kun, your Wife said "no" to merging babies my hands are tied

Don't talk about my wife like that, Ane-san, she has her good reasons...

You need to stand up for yourself more, Matcha-kun For your own good and the babies. It's time for Seymour to take responsibilities for her act--...hmm... well... on the second thought, technically it's all your actions... ...I guess Seymour is off the hook for this one, huh?

 

[SRB]

True Which is surprising, considering even physical similarities We're going to need more explanation from Mama

I just ate a sweet roll.

You are not blood relatives through me, that's true. Can't say the same about my ex-wife.

 

[Nolff]

I do not care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying Taxes!

But, Tony's asking for personal funds...

 

[SRB]

But, Tony's asking for personal funds...

NO!
*Soviet anthem starts playing in the background*

 

[MidnightFox]

*Barges in with style*

Heya people!

It's tax time!

*You got mugged without realising* here's the tax "from your own pocket "

 

[Azure_Fog]

 

[Nolff]

NO!
*Soviet anthem starts playing in the background*

AMERICA!!
F*CK YEAHH!!

*INTENSE BANGING*

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

It is the Fluff Appreciation Cul- Club~

I iz' the president, and here are the sacred scriptures for those who wan'na join~

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Spoiler: Fluffosophy: Tenets of Tender Textiles

1. Thou shalt embrace the fluff, for it brings joy and warmth to the heart.
2. Honor thy fluff with gentle strokes and kind words, for it is a source of comfort.
3. Thou shalt not deny thyself the pleasure of sinking into the fluff, for it is a sanctuary of coziness.
4. Remember to fluff thy pillows and blankets regularly, for a well-fluffed existence is a content one.
5. Thou shalt not forsake the sacred act of petting thy fluffy companions, for they are the bearers of fluffiness.
6. Keep thy fluff clean and free from dust, for a pristine fluff is a happy fluff.
7. Thou shalt share thy fluff with friends and loved ones, for the warmth of fluff is best enjoyed together.
8. Respect the boundaries of others' fluff, for each fluff has its own sacred space.
9. Thou shalt not underestimate the power of a good fluff in times of stress, for it is a balm to the weary soul.
10. Cultivate an attitude of gratitude for the fluff in thy life, for it is a simple yet profound source of happiness.
11. Embrace the fluff: Thou shalt celebrate the soft and fluffy, for it brings joy and comfort.
12. Respect the fluffiness of others: Thou shalt not judge the fluffiness of different creatures, for diversity in fluff is a blessing.
13. Keep it clean: Thou shalt groom and care for thy fluff, maintaining its pristine and delightful state.
14. Share the fluff: Thou shalt not hoard fluff, but share its warmth and happiness with those in need.
15. Fluff responsibly: Thou shalt not harm fluff for personal gain, but cherish and protect it as a precious gift.
16. Honor the bedtime fluff: Thou shalt create a cozy and comfortable environment for fluff to rest and rejuvenate.
17. Play with the fluff: Thou shalt engage in joyful activities with thy fluff, fostering bonds of happiness and companionship.
18. Fluff fashion: Thou shalt appreciate and adorn thyself and thy fluff with stylish accessories, enhancing the fluff's allure.
19. Fluff diplomacy: Thou shalt resolve conflicts peacefully, using fluff as a mediator to bring harmony and serenity.
20. Eternal fluff love: Thou shalt cherish and love thy fluff unconditionally, for its softness and warmth are timeless treasures.
21. Embrace the fluff: Thou shalt cherish the softness and warmth of fluff in all its forms.
22. Honor the floofiness: Thou shalt respect the inherent fluffiness, whether it be on creatures or comforting items.
23. Protect the puffiness: Thou shalt guard against the forces that may flatten or diminish the fluff.
24. Praise the plush: Thou shalt hold in high regard the luxurious textures of plush materials.
25. Cultivate coziness: Thou shalt create spaces that exude coziness, adorned with fluff to enhance comfort.
26. Uphold the cuddle code: Thou shalt indulge in the joy of cuddling with all things fluffy and delightful.
27. Foster fluff-friendly environments: Thou shalt seek out and support places that appreciate and encourage fluffiness.
28. Fluff equality: Thou shalt treat all fluff with equal regard, be it on animals, pillows, or garments.
29. Share the softness: Thou shalt spread the joy of fluffiness, allowing others to experience the comfort it brings.
30. Fluff mindfulness: Thou shalt be mindful of the delicate nature of fluff, handling it with care and appreciation.

We meet up in my den that I created in the vents~

Oh, okay, will do!

Blehmonade is made by Enby and her Blood Farm there's no way she's going to share the market with our lemonade without the fight

Oh, I see! *sharpens kitchen knife*

*as u stab my butt u hear a pang as u hit a metal plate

*de-pantses*
*kicks off metal plate*
*butt-stabs*

The vents in this school is an endless maze, full of twists and turns that are impossible in 3 dimensional space.

Oh, wow! Interesting.

 

[Nolff]

*You got mugged without realising* here's the tax "from your own pocket "

Oh, look at that. Someone's following the rules!

Your cooperation will not be forgotten.