SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Yeah? What else could that be?

W-Well... You know... Ekhm... S-Something else

Nice!

I like your enthusiasm! You gonna need it since we're starting a war against Vampires

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Hold on, I still want to hear it from you... I'm not a dense anime protagonist like Boi! The last two emojis, explain! >_>

You know, I think Mama's interpretation, although very plausible, lacks imagination considering the reaction my puzzle elicited in you and Ane-san. Do you want me to spell it out?

 

[SRB]

You know, I think Mama's interpretation, although very plausible, lacks imagination considering the reaction my puzzle elicited in you and Ane-san. Do you want me to spell it out?

... You're pregnant?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You know, I think Mama's interpretation, although very plausible, lacks imagination considering the reaction my puzzle elicited in you and Ane-san. Do you want me to spell it out?

@DannyTheDaikon Goddess daikon, help!!! Do I satisfy my thirst for truth and forbidden knowledge or remain in blissful ignorance?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@DannyTheDaikon Goddess daikon, help!!! Do I satisfy my thirst for truth and forbidden knowledge or remain in blissful ignorance?

Difficult question, my Rootling Hmm... Go for it... This Goddess is curious which one of you is the father after all...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Difficult question, my Rootling Hmm... Go for it... This Goddess is curious which one of you is the father after all...

Too much imagination, ANe-san. Too much!
Emoji are dangerous

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Too much imagination, ANe-san. Too much!

Oi! Ssemouy though the same! And I bet it was even worse than what I thought

Emoji are dangerous

Indeed they are

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You know, I think Mama's interpretation, although very plausible, lacks imagination considering the reaction my puzzle elicited in you and Ane-san. Do you want me to spell it out?

Difficult question, my Rootling Hmm... Go for it... This Goddess is curious which one of you is the father after all...

Goddess daikon has given me her guidance. Lord Matcha, I'm ready, reveal the truth behind those emojis!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Goddess daikon has given me her guidance.

You have 10 turns

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Goddess daikon has given me her guidance. Lord Matcha, I'm ready, reveal the truth behind those emojis!

Spoiler

Please, do you want to have a child with me?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Spoiler

Please, do you want to have a child with me?

Narrator voice: It was, in fact, exactly what she was thinking of

L-lord Matcha, it's too early... we have yet to even eliminate all our death flags! ...wait a minute, are children even possible to make in SHHS?

Spoiler

If we're going with the SH apocalypse fanfic canon, it seems that my answer was yes

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*covers Azure's eyes and ears* oh, dear this is getting dangerous she's a few millennias too young for this degeneracy

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*covers Azure's eyes and ears* oh, dear this is getting dangerous she's a few millennias too young for this degeneracy

No worries, I'm biologically incapable of making children... Featureless silhouette, remember?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No worries, I'm biologically incapable of making children... Featureless silhouette, remember?

Well of course I remember I keep getting scared thinking you're a ghost at least 3 times a week because of that

 

[Nolff]

(Alf): *Wakes up in his bedroom* "Morning, everyone~"

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

You're teleporting to your desk a lot. Oh, did you know that there's a Fluff club room in the vents?

Yeah, I do that a lot, it looks like. I think there was mention of a fluff club in my SHFHSF application thread, maybe, but what's the vents?

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

I like your enthusiasm! You gonna need it since we're starting a war against Vampires

War on vampires? What happened???

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Yeah, I do that a lot, it looks like. I think there was mention of a fluff club in my SHFHSF application thread, maybe, but what's the vents?

It is the Fluff Appreciation Cul- Club~

I iz' the president, and here are the sacred scriptures for those who wan'na join~

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Spoiler: Fluffosophy: Tenets of Tender Textiles

1. Thou shalt embrace the fluff, for it brings joy and warmth to the heart.
2. Honor thy fluff with gentle strokes and kind words, for it is a source of comfort.
3. Thou shalt not deny thyself the pleasure of sinking into the fluff, for it is a sanctuary of coziness.
4. Remember to fluff thy pillows and blankets regularly, for a well-fluffed existence is a content one.
5. Thou shalt not forsake the sacred act of petting thy fluffy companions, for they are the bearers of fluffiness.
6. Keep thy fluff clean and free from dust, for a pristine fluff is a happy fluff.
7. Thou shalt share thy fluff with friends and loved ones, for the warmth of fluff is best enjoyed together.
8. Respect the boundaries of others' fluff, for each fluff has its own sacred space.
9. Thou shalt not underestimate the power of a good fluff in times of stress, for it is a balm to the weary soul.
10. Cultivate an attitude of gratitude for the fluff in thy life, for it is a simple yet profound source of happiness.
11. Embrace the fluff: Thou shalt celebrate the soft and fluffy, for it brings joy and comfort.
12. Respect the fluffiness of others: Thou shalt not judge the fluffiness of different creatures, for diversity in fluff is a blessing.
13. Keep it clean: Thou shalt groom and care for thy fluff, maintaining its pristine and delightful state.
14. Share the fluff: Thou shalt not hoard fluff, but share its warmth and happiness with those in need.
15. Fluff responsibly: Thou shalt not harm fluff for personal gain, but cherish and protect it as a precious gift.
16. Honor the bedtime fluff: Thou shalt create a cozy and comfortable environment for fluff to rest and rejuvenate.
17. Play with the fluff: Thou shalt engage in joyful activities with thy fluff, fostering bonds of happiness and companionship.
18. Fluff fashion: Thou shalt appreciate and adorn thyself and thy fluff with stylish accessories, enhancing the fluff's allure.
19. Fluff diplomacy: Thou shalt resolve conflicts peacefully, using fluff as a mediator to bring harmony and serenity.
20. Eternal fluff love: Thou shalt cherish and love thy fluff unconditionally, for its softness and warmth are timeless treasures.
21. Embrace the fluff: Thou shalt cherish the softness and warmth of fluff in all its forms.
22. Honor the floofiness: Thou shalt respect the inherent fluffiness, whether it be on creatures or comforting items.
23. Protect the puffiness: Thou shalt guard against the forces that may flatten or diminish the fluff.
24. Praise the plush: Thou shalt hold in high regard the luxurious textures of plush materials.
25. Cultivate coziness: Thou shalt create spaces that exude coziness, adorned with fluff to enhance comfort.
26. Uphold the cuddle code: Thou shalt indulge in the joy of cuddling with all things fluffy and delightful.
27. Foster fluff-friendly environments: Thou shalt seek out and support places that appreciate and encourage fluffiness.
28. Fluff equality: Thou shalt treat all fluff with equal regard, be it on animals, pillows, or garments.
29. Share the softness: Thou shalt spread the joy of fluffiness, allowing others to experience the comfort it brings.
30. Fluff mindfulness: Thou shalt be mindful of the delicate nature of fluff, handling it with care and appreciation.

We meet up in my den that I created in the vents~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

We meet up in my den that I created in the vents~

So that's why i kept hearing voices in the vent system