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I'm pregnant with you, Ane-san??!!:blob_shock:
That's so wrong!:blob_no:


It's wrong, it's incest... but a life is always a life, so I'll keep it anyway.
... You're pregnant with Ssemouy's triplets, Danny just made the process quicker.
They will be human, part daikon, one-quarter demon, with an Eldritch grandfather.:blob_hmm_two:
Imma go cry in the vodka corner.
 
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What's with wrong family roles...?
Just Eldritch things~
I'm pregnant with you, Ane-san??!!:blob_shock:
That's so wrong!:blob_no:
Not with me, Matcha-kun with Ssemouys :blob_uwu: I'm simply a power that made it possible :blob_uwu:


...Unless you really miss being stabbed out of existence by angry Azure, then sure I can claim fatherhood :blob_hmm:
It's wrong, it's incest... but a life is always a life, so I'll keep it anyway.
You and Ssemouy aren't blood-related so no worry :blob_uwu:
They will be human, part daikon, one-quarter demon, with an Eldritch grandfather.:blob_hmm_two:
I made sure that my magic doesn't meddle with the DNA of the baby, so no half-daikon babies :blob_uwu:
 

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Hero Ssemouy because it's funny. :blob_evil_two:

And will lead to interesting plot points.

But I hold the opinion that all of your versions are the father thanks to hero Ssemouy that made it possible.
All three :blob_uwu: Triplets :blob_uwu:
:blob_evil_two: Ow!
?Gifts are better when earned ?
Huh, fortune cookies spontaneously appearing from nothing, what are the odds? No idea what it means though :blob_evil_two:

You’re right about that, but I think we should still start setting some goals, as we dance between red flags and black flags.
Let's just hope our child doesn't become a protagonist :blob_no: Parents of those don't tend to live very happy lives... or lives at all, to be honest.
Our child will dominate the universe, being connected to the most powerful beings in it. No path will be closed to them; they will be the ultimate Mary Sue.
Mary Sue?! :blob_shock: Something about that word gives me the heebie jeebies >_>, if our child is all powerful, can they be the "Devourer of All that Shall and Shall Not Be" Instead? It's a great moniker, makes you want to spoil 'em :blob_uwu:
And I would be extremely happy with that. Here, we have planted the flag for the route that leads us to that future.
From a silly misunderstanding, we managed to generate an important plot point that we can build on. Only with you could I have delved so deeply.
What do you mean misunderstanding? You mean this wasn't your grand plan all along? :blob_pout:
Fortunately, we are fictional characters in a fictional universe, so with a bit of magic, a massive dose of suspension of disbelief, and a substantial timeskip, we can make anything possible and, most importantly, justify it (in the sense of not justifying it at all).
Looks like that timeskip wasn't needed after all... well maybe it is needed for when you deliver the baby
You will be an amazing father, my Rootling :blob_uwu:
I hope so, unlike Seymour! >_>
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(Lore accurate lol) the song sent

What's with wrong family roles...?
Absolutely nothing wrong :blob_uwu:
 
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SRB

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Running away? No, everyone knows that its a parental obligation for the father to disappear in anime!

(this is also a test to see if all my messages need moderator approval or just those with links)
Hi Seymour!
*pat pat*
Just with links. :blob_reach:
 

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im confuse right now what is happening where does this pregnancy came from? and its matcha that got pregnant? shhs need mpreg tag now?
 
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Oh, look who we have here now :blob_evil:
Running away? No, everyone knows that its a parental obligation for the father to disappear in anime!
Good thing the other 2 are at least somewhat responsible :blob_neutral: You're going to be terrible father Seymour :blob_pout:
(this is also a test to see if all my messages need moderator approval or just those with links)
I think only those with links :blob_hmm: But Shizuki seems to have issues with even those without, so take it with a grain of salt
 

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