SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

You definitely have a problem

Don't see the problem.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Okay

Goodnight.

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿≧ᆺ≦)˝∩˝ Nighty night~

 

[SRB]

I'd say it's not entirely mascot horror per se
Like, I think it's a lot darker than FNAF in a lot of ways
And quite disturbing in some aspects
'-'

Watching a video about it's timeline rn. The toys were creepy from the start, dear Lord...

*continues to look up at you*
'-'

*pats your head*

I know...
You really were...

I see.
'-'
*moves over to the bottles*
*grabs several*
*goes to the window*
*opens the bottles and window*
*pours the contents outside*
*repeats this process for every. single. bottle.*
'-'
No good drink has been wasted since what is gone was just bad.
(^-^)

... My soul is screaming very bad words in Russian. I could've sold those to Rhaps...

*strokes your back in soothing circles*
There, there.

X

*relaxes a bit*

 

[SRB]

Okay

Goodnight.

Good night.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You definitely have a problem

You're so late for the party, Foxy

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You definitely have a problem

...you are 845 pages late to realizing this

 

[Nahrenne]

Watching a video about it's timeline rn. The toys were creepy from the start, dear Lord...

Yeah, um...
The teacher is probably the creepiest looking one
But she wasn't a toy, per se

*pats your head*

'-'
Why do I feel like I'm being pitied for my height...?

... My soul is screaming very bad words in Russian. I could've sold those to Rhaps...

...who would have then sold them to MF1 who would have then 'gifted' them back to you
*glares*
Why not end the cycle before it repeats?
(^_^)

*relaxes a bit*

*continues to stroke you*

X

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

OOC: What follows are nerdy insights and discussions about the lore. I'm putting it under a spoiler because it might bore you.
You might ask why I don't just DM @SsemouyOnan ? I'm too shy to do that, but at the same time, I'm quite an exhibitionist and I want it to be visible to everyone. I'm a living contradiction. After all, I'm a writer.

Spoiler

KIS-d, huh, so it's the same type of power as the Villainess Declaration?

These bullets, known as KIS-d (keep it simple, dude), do not harm the target but neutralize the absurdities of their powers.
For instance, if their power would generate a quintillion copies, due to KIS-d's effect, this would be reduced to just 5 copies.
The effect is exponential. For example, if the opponent has a power that can create infinite copies it is reduced to one copy.
If they relied on the dominance of 183189181983419819838193891893198 multiverses, this would be reduced to a single solar system.
It's still an experimental technology and is therefore fallacious.
Unfortunately, the KIS-d effect lasts only a few seconds.
S stole this technology, and is based on the Reality Breaker that Anon is secretly developing.

I am Ssemouy, though?

Ssemouy's heroine alter ego is still Ssemouy? Doesn't she have a name that distinguishes her? Do the green hair and outfit have a reason?

Let my true nature be known. I am a sort of arbiter, sent to remove anomalies such as yourself.

An arbiter presupposes a neutral alignment. Should I consider her as such or as a heroine? It's a sophism, but I'm interested in the implications.

Of course, it was her who called out to me in the name of love, after all. How could I reject such a wish made with such pure intentions.

[Have you listened to your own words? You have just noted how the situation for you is good, too. Worry not, once I come to be, everything shall be set in it's rightful place. Naturally, where you would belong will be up to how you conduct yourself then. Now- wait, why is she here? Go away! Your form has never even been written down in-]

-COMMUNICATION TERMINATED-

Did heroine Ssemouy interpret Seymour's will, or did she act on her own initiative? Or is she lying? From the communication, it seems like the latter possibility. Obviously, I think they are in conflict, and I imagine the Lady's hand is also involved.

Well, I'm glad that conflict could be resolved without violence! (ᵔ.ᵔ) I feel fulfilled committing a heroic act. Everything should return to the way it is meant to be soon.

Is it, therefore, a sort of [Heroine Declaration], a power opposite to Seymour's?

I will take my leave.
Not because I am afraid of you. Know that I am the anti Mary-Sue par excellence.
Maybe one day, I will explain my powers to you.

We will meet again.

Watcha possesses abilities nearly identical to Matcha's, yet he can only generate white chocolate.
He shares Matcha's physical and mental skills but excels in competence due to the absence of intrusive thoughts.
His unique advantage is a passive ability: [GAME BALANCEMENT].
This means that if an ability, power, or character is overly OP and lacks a balanced or appropriate disadvantage, it has no effect on him.
He's the anti Mary Sue.

 

[SRB]

Yeah, um...
The teacher is probably the creepiest looking one
But she wasn't a toy, per se

The one that went on a tangent about how we're all kids in grown-up bodies and that even the oldest human alive is still younger than some trees?
Who thought it was a good idea to let her near children...?

'-'
Why do I feel like I'm being pitied for my height...?

You're not. Just the perfect height for a headpat.
*pat pat*

...who would have then sold them to MF1 who would have then 'gifted' them back to you
*glares*
Why not end the cycle before it repeats?
(^_^)

... Is this the moment where I need to say "yes dear"?

*continues to stroke you*

X

*huggles and goes to the corner to sit down*
There, now it's better.

 

[SRB]

Dope @Simple_Russian_Boi that's the spirit that's my man, respect + Dap me up ?

I'll leave you hanging just because I can. Now you can't lower your hand before someone daps you up.

 

[LuoirM]

I'll leave you hanging just because I can. Now you can't lower your hand before someone daps you up.

*starts enjoying self*
*aggressively*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

 

[Nahrenne]

The one that went on a tangent about how we're all kids in grown-up bodies and that even the oldest human alive is still younger than some trees?
Who thought it was a good idea to let her near children...?

No.
I'm talking about the Teacher who ate all the other teachers and has their face ripped off.
'-'
In Part 3 of [Poppy Playtime]
(^-^)

You're not. Just the perfect height for a headpat.
*pat pat*

'-'
*grabs your hand and nibbles your fingers in retaliation*

... Is this the moment where I need to say "yes dear"?

Isn't that what married couples say?

*huggles and goes to the corner to sit down*
There, now it's better.

*sinks into the beanbag beside you*

X

 

[SRB]

*starts enjoying self*
*aggressively*

I don't know why I expected something else.

 

[Nahrenne]

*starts enjoying self*
*aggressively*

How does one enjoy themselves aggressively?

X

 

[SRB]

No.
I'm talking about the Teacher who ate all the other teachers and has their face ripped off.
'-'
In Part 3 of [Poppy Playtime]
(^-^)

... I haven't reached this part of the timeline. Now I want to.
There's so many dead orphans...

'-'
*grabs your hand and nibbles your fingers in retaliation*

Ouch.
*pats you with another hand*
You can't defeat me!

Isn't that what married couples say?

Dunno, Russians don't exactly say "Yes Dear," or "Da, Dorogaiya" if I translate it in Russian.
I think this phrase is more used by native English speakers. It seemed appropriate to use.

*sinks into the beanbag beside you*

X

*brings out the blanket and covers both*

 

[SRB]

How does one enjoy themselves aggressively?

X

It's one of those things that are better not to know...

 

[Nahrenne]

... I haven't reached this part of the timeline. Now I want to.
There's so many dead orphans...

There's also lots of technically alive orphans, too...
...technically...

Ouch.
*pats you with another hand*
You can't defeat me!

*stares at you intensely*
*suddenly sits down*

Dunno, Russians don't exactly say "Yes Dear," or "Da, Dorogaiya" if I translate it in Russian.
I think this phrase is more used by native English speakers. It seemed appropriate to use.

'-'
How come?

*brings out the blanket and covers both*

*snuggles with you under the blanket*


X

 

[Nahrenne]

It's one of those things that are better not to know...

X

 

[SRB]

There's also lots of technically alive orphans, too...
...technically...

Not so much after the hour of joy... Why did they eat eachother...? Wouldn't it be easier to escape the factory?
Ah. No. Got to the explanation. It wouldn't be easier.

*stares at you intensely*
*suddenly sits down*

*dragged down because you never let go of my fingers*
Ouch.
*pat pat*

'-'
How come?

Why don't we use it?
Honestly, I don't know, maybe it comes with the mentality of different people. Russian people are a bit stingy with such gestures, at least most married couples that I know. Although it may be that they just restrained themselves in front of others.

*snuggles with you under the blanket*


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