*takes out a jeweled rapier while patting the zombie daikon*
This child is called Mary Sue. I conceived her myself. (＾-＾). I've observed people like miss Azure and miss Midnight, and thought it would be incredibly cool to have her do lots of things! She can multiply infinitely, be infused with any element, attack concepts and erase people ontologically... I'm still not done with the list, though.
Ah sorry, the mood was getting sour, so I thought to show her off to lighten the mood!
*looks for his gun loaded with KIS-d bullets.*
Gasp!
*There is no gun. His equipment has not been transported to this room.*
Let my true nature be known. I am a sort of arbiter, sent to remove anomalies such as yourself. Your mere presence has already made us deviate from the true reality so, so much. Yet, I do not wish to cleanse you by my own hands, for there is too much kindness in my heart for that.
So you are not Lady Ssemouy. I have been deceived.
Watcha, I know that deep within, you see yourself as a hero. I implore you to think of Matcha, he too is a person that needs saving. Restoring the order of the school is something that not only you are capable of, there exists other heroes out there too willing to restore balance. However, saving Matcha, that is something only you are capable of. Sure with you around, your mission would be completed sooner than later, but if you stick around, Matcha cannot come back. Surely, you cannot ignore his plight? His yearning and despair. Seat number 9 was meant for him.
The villains are winning in the school, the student council is corrupt, the Eldritch family has its hands in everything, and the drug cartel continues to grow larger and larger. The heroes that exist are weak, incompetent, lazy; if this continues, the school will collapse on itself if there is no balance. I have a mission!
what is your mission? My mission is to bring balance.
No, your mission... is S3ym0ur.
So it's like this...
It could only be this way. Thinking about it, everything makes sense.
There's no white without black.
There's no nine without six.
There's no yin without yang.
It's exhausting.
What should I do? I cannot lose.
But at this moment, I cannot win either.
I do believe that even Villains deserve happy endings. That is why I am taking this path, though it pains me greatly to see a charming and heroic gentleman such as yourself go. It is simply what must be done.
So, you'll do the right thing, no?
Now I have gained awareness.
But a happy ending for the villains is not possible. Do not lie to yourself.
I will take my leave.
Not because I am afraid of you. Know that I am the anti Mary-Sue par excellence.
Maybe one day, I will explain my powers to you.
We will meet again.
*He stands up and bows with his hat in hand.*
SNAP
What? Calm down I can't understand...
