SHF High-school Fanfic

SsemouyOnan

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*The atmosphere gets even heavier. He starts to get hot. He takes off his hat*


I... I am not a student... I am a member of the staff. No, that's not true... I am Uncle Tony's assistant... [Error. There is no assistant. ]
Have I taken someone's place? Who is missing from the roll call? [9 IS MISSING] Number 9...


Y-yes... P-please...
*she refills your cup with lemon tea, it is very sour*
Mister Watcha, I trust that being related to Sir Tony, you are responsible enough to recognize that the integrity of the school takes precedence over your own self. You are occupying the 9th seat in the classroom, the same one as Matcha, should you return to the world of impossibility, he will inevitably find his way back!

Should you be unwilling to return... then, I shall have to do something very disagreeable with my own ideals.
 

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*she refills your cup with lemon tea, it is very sour*
Mister Watcha, I trust that being related to Sir Tony, you are responsible enough to recognize that the integrity of the school takes precedence over your own self. You are occupying the 9th seat in the classroom, the same one as Matcha, should you return to the world of impossibility, he will inevitably find his way back!

Should you be unwilling to return... then, I shall have to do something very disagreeable with my own ideals.

*drinks the tea.*

*Very, very sour*


*the tension is not eased*

But.. but I have a mission! I must balance the forces of the school! I must restore order!
 
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*teleports outside, grabs a zombie daikon, places it on lap*
Cute :>
*the Zombie Daikon squirms trying to escape at first, but then the moment it hears being called 'cute' stops immediately and becomes subdued with a smug face on it's dumb face*
 
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SsemouyOnan

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*drinks the tea.*

*Very, very sour*

*the tension is not eased*


But.. but I have a mission! I must balance the forces of the school! I must restore order!
*takes out a jeweled rapier while patting the zombie daikon*
This child is called Mary Sue. I conceived her myself. (^-^). I've observed people like miss Azure and miss Midnight, and thought it would be incredibly cool to have her do lots of things! She can multiply infinitely, be infused with any element, attack concepts and erase people ontologically... I'm still not done with the list, though.

Ah sorry, the mood was getting sour, so I thought to show her off to lighten the mood!

Let my true nature be known. I am a sort of arbiter, sent to remove anomalies such as yourself. Your mere presence has already made us deviate from the true reality so, so much. Yet, I do not wish to cleanse you by my own hands, for there is too much kindness in my heart for that.

Watcha, I know that deep within, you see yourself as a hero. I implore you to think of Matcha, he too is a person that needs saving. Restoring the order of the school is something that not only you are capable of, there exists other heroes out there too willing to restore balance. However, saving Matcha, that is something only you are capable of. Sure with you around, your mission would be completed sooner than later, but if you stick around, Matcha cannot come back. Surely, you cannot ignore his plight? His yearning and despair. Seat number 9 was meant for him.

I do believe that even Villains deserve happy endings. That is why I am taking this path, though it pains me greatly to see a charming and heroic gentleman such as yourself go. It is simply what must be done.

So, you'll do the right thing, no?

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:blob_blank: The Snakes are quiet, Boris grew lungs for himself and stopped breathing.
 
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