I walk up to you and give you a sandwich ?

[RepresentingCaution]

No thanks. *Pulls snacks out of stroller bag* We're fine.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The sandwich is sandwich

I only eat food that is well done.

Get your filthy hands away from me, did you even wash them?

 

[RepresentingPride]

Since I don't know you, NO. Thanks you.

 

[Daitengu]

*I threw it on the ground*

Not really, but it reminded me of the song lol

Realistically, I'd just decline. Cause I'm picky, and don't trust a random sandwich.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Yes, but since I'm feeling generous today, I will tear off half and let you eat first~

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Yes, but since I'm feeling generous today, I will tear off half and let you eat first~

But what if they only poisoned your half?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

With the size of big macs nowadays I'd say you'd be trading up if this weren't a free deal.

Ayt, make that two Big Macs for your sandwich. If that won't be enough, I'll add in a burger from McDonald's Secret Menu.

But what if they only poisoned your half?

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Of course. Variety is the spice of life. And I have 2 kidneys anyway.

 

[Lloyd]

From someone on Scribblehub? Not a chance.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'll take it, then give you back a Big Mac.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

@RepresentingEnvy @Generic.Archdemon @SsemouyOnan

Ayt. Let me give you two Double Bacon Cheese Burgers then, and a Dave's Whattabox.

 

[BlackKnightX]

But what if they only poisoned your half?

It's a battle of the minds, then. Did you expect the halving when you handed me the sandwich? If so, how far did you think ahead? Could end up with two guys holding onto a piece of sandwich while locking eyes with a slight smirk on their faces~

 

[RepresentingPride]

But what if they only poisoned your half?

You can slice it top to bottom, like that you give right part and eat left.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

It's a battle of the minds, then. Did you expect the halving when you handed me the sandwich? If so, how far did you think ahead? Could end up with two guys holding onto a piece of sandwich while locking eyes with a slight smirk on their faces~

It's like those skits when the poisoner and the poisoned think they've won.

Insert Lite Yagami meme:

 

[georgelee5786]

I decline politely as I do not like sandwiches

 

[LitrpgBird]

I take the sandwich, lay down a +2 uno card, and give you three sandwiches.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I take the sandwich, lay down a +2 uno card, and give you three sandwiches.

Then they play the uno reverse card.

 

[Theirl]

I thank u for the sandwich

 

[RepresentingThree]

To sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question.

To sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question.

Actually, I'm kind of hungry, so sandwich.