I walk up to you and give you a sandwich ?

[SsemouyOnan]

What do you do?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I hold up the sandwich I was eating, "No thanks. I already have a wife."

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I hold up the sandwich I was eating, "No thanks. I already have a wife."

Can't you have two?

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Depends. What sandwich is it?

 

[Iamnotabot]

I never have PB&J before so if it's that then i'll take it

 

[Ellieporter]

Hmmm... Is this Chicken tho?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

It matters not who, why, where or how the sandwich. The only relevant piece of information is that there is a sandwich, and it is being given to you.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

It matters not who, why, where or how the sandwich. The only relevant piece of information is that there is a sandwich, and it is being given to you.

Is there also a white van?

 

[melchi]

Does the white van have any windows?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Does the white van have any windows?

That's right. I only take sandwiches from strangers in white vans that have no windows.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

What do you do?

I'll take it, then give you back a Big Mac. I don't allow myself to be outgiven.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Can't you have two?

Hold on...

...

Apparently, yes. And some slim jims.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Does the white van have any windows?

Is there also a white van?

Y'know what, I'll let questions like this add to the scenario and see what sort of tomfoolery ends up happening.

There is now a windowless white van.

Hold on...

...

Apparently, yes. And some slim jims.

Two sandwiches are always better than one :)

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Y'know what, I'll let questions like this add to the scenario and see what sort of tomfoolery ends up happening.

There is now a windowless white van.

Two sandwiches are always better than one :)

This changes everything! I now say, yes!

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Are the sandwiches well done?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Are the sandwiches well done?

Bloody well-done sandwiches?

 

[Kalliel]

"Bud, why are you talking to a mirror?"

 

[Vnator]

Refuse because I have this really dumb allergy to yeast. I still thank you for the offer, though.

 

[Aaqil]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I'll take it, then give you back a Big Mac. I don't allow myself to be outgiven.

With the size of big macs nowadays I'd say you'd be trading up if this weren't a free deal.

Are the sandwiches well done?

The sandwich is sandwich

Refuse because I have this really dumb allergy to yeast. I still thank you for the offer, though.

You can double it and pass it on to the next person?