I walk up to you and give you a sandwich ?

[Woolen_Monkey]

I eat it... Then I take you as my spouse. That's hubby/wifey material... Only if the sandwich tastes good of course... And you are clean... Also, you need to have a certain spark... Uuuh, NVM, stranger danger!

 

[HelloHound]

I take it and put it in the fridge to try later in the safety of my home after writing a will

 

[PrinceDinero]

I take the sandwich and we have say gex (real!!1!)

 

[ElijahRyne]

What do you do?

Take it, examine it, and if I see nothing wrong eat it.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

What do you do?

i dont trust that it isnt drugged so you can kindnap and rape me. I know im a fine piece of ass, i just cant risk it.

 

[SRB]

I take this sandwich, open my mouth like a snake and eat it in one bite. And if it's delicious, then you'll stay safe.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

 

[SRB]

This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

3, then 1 and only then 2, save the best for last.

If I'm hungry, I'm unhinging my jaw though.

 

[DeathDoesWonder]

I'd say no. Never accept food from a stranger.

This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

I'd take a bite at 3 since it's sticking out like a sore thumb. Then proceed to bite at 2 and just eat the whole thing since its small enough now.

 

[J_Chemist]

I add it to the list of "Things that might lead to my face being sat on" then proceed to be awkward and walk away without the sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

3, 4 ,5 ,1 ,2

The spiral, nature's answer to everything

 

[Jemini]

This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

Because I get onry and contrary with polls like these, I'm going to answer 4, the lower-left corner.

 

[Corty]

What can be the worst that happens? That I'm not drugged? Not killed? Not raped? In that order?

So yeah, I would eat it.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Eat it. I'm a big guy and I don't think there's enough places in that sandwitch to hide the amount of drugs needed to knock me out.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

sorry this great witch only eats freshly squeezed infants

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Bruh I leave this thread to cook for a while and suddenly there's a hundred different allegations piled against me.

First of all - to everyone who said no because of stranger danger. You all are bullies! Rude! Rude bullies! Didn't your parents tell you to accept random gifts from total strangers? We have nothing but good intentions. >_>

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@RepresentingEnvy @Generic.Archdemon @SsemouyOnan

Ayt. Let me give you two Double Bacon Cheese Burgers then, and a Dave's Whattabox.

Oi! I appreciate it, but that much fast food is going to make me fat!
Also, there is now a Wendy's and Mcdonalds near the sandwich delivery location, I guess

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@RepresentingEnvy @BlackKnightX
Huhuhu, lemme reveal my grand secret plan about that poisoned sandwich

Spoiler

It was never poisoned after all! Get bamboozled.

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i dont trust that it isnt drugged so you can kindnap and rape me. I know im a fine piece of ass, i just cant risk it.

I gave you the easy way, but it seems we're gonna do this the hard way, eh?

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This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

I eat the ham and ignore the bread.

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What can be the worst that happens? That I'm not drugged? Not killed? Not raped? In that order?

So yeah, I would eat it.

I'm sorry, Forty, but you're sort of in the anti-goldilocks zone of my strike zone - too old, but too young.

 

[Corty]

@SsemouyOnan I see... I see...

No need to stab it in... then twist it... you know...

 

[Alice_Marches_Forward]

Im sorry I can’t :( I’m already hallucinating dirt on your hand and I don’t even know you...

 

[ManwX]

Hmmm. I'll take it and sell it for a profit.. ?

 

[LuoirM]

Can I legally fart on it without anyone judging.