Witchpires are real

[AnonUnlimited]

Yes, I can’t question identity…

 

[LunaSoltaer]

Infidels are like vampires, they’re not existent.

What the hell kinda faith are you on where those who abstain from it disappear into the Abyss?!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Yes, I can’t question identity…

It is more than an identity. It is a fact. Just like the cycles of the moon.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

It is more than an identity. It is a fact. Just like the cycles of the moon.

I’m a human, that’s a fact.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I’m a human, that’s a fact.

I won't "question mark" your identity.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_-

 

[Deleted member 84247]

-_-

No need to be upset. Your "questions" are safe with me.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

No need to be upset. Your "questions" are safe with me.

I told you I’m human!

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I told you I’m human!

You don't look human to me.
Can you prove it?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You don't look human to me.
Can you prove it?

I agree with the companion here. He does look like a punctuation mark.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I know I am a witchpire IRL. No this is definitely not chuuni.

Do you want to be a witchpire?

Now describe your favorite spells to cast I need them for my magic research. Also if you could, give me some of your favorite potions to brew~

Well, okay. Let me get to my laptop. I have a supercut of the necromicon. Meaning I took a digital copy of every necronomicon and combined them with editor notes.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Do you want to be a witchpire?

It is already a fact~

Well, okay. Let me get to my laptop. I have a supercut of the necromicon. Meaning I took a digital copy of every necronomicon and combined them with editor notes.

Give me the sauce, Eldritch God! I know you gaze into the abyss, and you are full of otherworldly knowledge~

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Oh great, now someone who believes they’re an eldritch god is here…

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Oh heck no. Fae are the worst of the worst. Demons/devils are a thousand times better. Mage here, rather than witch, but I would never willingly be caught dead interacting with any of the Fae. Literally anything is safer, even something that is actively malicious!
Just say no to Fae!

But they’re great party-goers and party-makers… they really know how to set the dance floor!

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Also if you could, give me some of your favorite potions to brew~

I can't seem to upload the file directly, so here is a link to my google drive.
Let me know if anyone has problems downloading the Necronomicon - Supercut.

NOTE: I never finished the process. It's in Beta Version 0.09. The reason was too many animals started committing suicide around my home and the stench was unbearable.

No. Not joking.

I watched out my back window to witness a Skunk climb up on the crab apple tree I had in my backyard at the time. He climbed out on a branch, tried to jump my picket fence, missed, got his neck directly between two of the wooden stakes, slid down it, and broke his neck in the process. Had to go out and fling the filthy beast into the woods. Stunk up the yard for a week.

That's when I stopped working on this project.

However, I've learned never to turn down any request for it.

You asked for potions. There is one recipe in here. I do not recommend making it. I think it will kill you.

Oh great, now someone who believes they’re an eldritch god is here…

ME? No. I am as mortal and human as the rest of us. Nothing supernatural about me at all. I am perfectly normal with a pressurized circulatory system and everything. Why would you think I am a god? Please. Why if that was true, it would unravel your society to its core and I wouldn't get to enjoy watching everyone on this forum chat with one another.

You're all so cute.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

None of this is real right now.

Boring! Finally! One more lacking in color than I am!!! I never thought I’d see the day. *wipes away tear, moved by the momentous occasion*
What a buzzkill you are.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

It is already a fact~

I didn't ask if you were or not. I asked if you wanted to be such a thing. If you were happy with it, or if it was a problem.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I can't seem to upload the file directly, so here is a link to my google drive.
Let me know if anyone has problems downloading the Necronomicon - Supercut.

NOTE: I never finished the process. It's in Beta Version 0.09. The reason was too many animals started committing suicide around my home and the stench was unbearable.

No. Not joking.

I watched out my back window to witness a Skunk climb up on the crab apple tree I had in my backyard at the time. He climbed out on a branch, tried to jump my picket fence, missed, got his neck directly between two of the wooden stakes, slid down it, and broke his neck in the process. Had to go out and fling the filthy beast into the woods. Stunk up the yard for a week.

That's when I stopped working on this project.

However, I've learned never to turn down any request for it.

You asked for potions. There is one recipe in here. I do not recommend making it. I think it will kill you.


ME? No. I am as mortal and human as the rest of us. Nothing supernatural about me at all. I am perfectly normal with a pressurized circulatory system and everything. Why would you think I am a god? Please. Why if that was true, it would unravel your society to its core and I wouldn't get to enjoy watching everyone on this forum chat with one another.

You're all so cute.

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[AnonUnlimited]

ME? No. I am as mortal and human as the rest of us. Nothing supernatural about me at all. I am perfectly normal with a pressurized circulatory system and everything. Why would you think I am a god? Please. Why if that was true, it would unravel your society to its core and I wouldn't get to enjoy watching everyone on this forum chat with one another.

You're all so cute.

Cool, I apologize. So many weirdos thinking they aren’t human on the forum lately.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I didn't ask if you were or not. I asked if you wanted to be such a thing. If you were happy with it, or if it was a problem.

I am happy with it!

Cool, I apologize. So many weirdos thinking they aren’t human on the forum lately.

Poor Anon...Can't even notice @TheEldritchGod's satire. He only pretends to be human....