Witchpires are real

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owotrucked

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Anon2023 said:
Do you use gas to power those head lights of yours?
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like most other npc here, we are AI running on the blockchain. The paid actors in your life convinced you that bitcoin was useless, but everyone outside actually knows that bitcoins are powering the calculation of the internet NPC who tries to make you think that your life isn't carefully calibrated by the producers
 
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owotrucked said:
like most other npc here, we are AI running on the blockchain. The paid actors in your life convinced you that bitcoin was useless, but everyone outside actually knows that bitcoins are powering the calculation of the internet NPC who tries to make you think that your life isn't carefully calibrated by the producers
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after spending a whole lot of time reading the whole thread the conclusion I have came done to-:blob_sir:

those witches and vamps that reached the stage where they can ignore their weaknesses are not to be messed with,

witchpires are potion experts that can even heal slimes,

eldritch gods are too much knowledgeable,

isekai trucks are just a fun way to call transformers can travel dimensions,

hans is scared of getting rejected,

and anon will always try to deny that he is not one of us he's going to stay single forever ..
 
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TrashyHuman said:
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Listen, I'm still on page 3 of SEVEN. Give me some time to catch up before you mention me.

(Damn, post merged. Oh well.)
Alright, I'm here now. What a rollercoaster. :blob_dizzy:

Anyways, magic.

Fruit seed. Doesn't matter what type. Just needs to be larger than average, peach or plum are good examples.
Soak in animal grease. Type of animal affects flavor. Consider mixing with fish like tuna or salmon for nutritional :blob_hmph: oomph. (Probably want to clean it off if you don't want it to stink later.)
Wrap in damp cloth or plant in damp soil. Do NOT soak it in water, or it'll drown. (Maybe, I never tried it personally.)
Refrigerate at ~35 F or ~1 C.
Check weekly to make sure it's still damp.
Put in pot once it sprouts- should take between 66 and 99 days, but there are outliers.
Meat tree~! Yay!
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Prince_Azmiran_Myrian said:
He needs a good chiropractor.
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I'm kinda wishing I'd kept that one boyfriend who was a bad driver and was studying to be a chiropractor. The thing is that I don't drive, but being a passenger in his car terrified me, so I let him go.
RepresentingEnvy said:
Have you tried massage placing a worldtree branch, magic spring water, lavender, and fairy oil into your cauldron? Boil and stir well the ingredients. Let them sit for a week, and you will have a thick oil rub that reinforces healing (also smells good).
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I tried this, but he doesn't like the greasy feeling on his skin:
 
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