Witchpires are real

[Deleted member 84247]

Does your particular strain of vampirism permit retention of the Soul?

If so, you could look into channeling it. It's a tad unorthodox, but if you're doing research why not push the envelope.

I will definitely look into this new field. I hadn't even thought of soul research.

 

[greyblob]

witchcraft is haram

-1

 

[Deleted member 84247]

witchcraft is haram

-1

Shut it blobby

 

[greyblob]

Shut it blobby

very rude

 

[Deleted member 84247]

very rude

You started it! Heretic!

 

[greyblob]

You started it! Heretic!

INFIDEL!

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I haven't found any good ones lately. Do you know of any for healing a husband's back pain and increasing its productivity? The R&R spell seems to have lost its effectiveness.

He needs a good chiropractor.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

INFIDEL!

No u~

He needs a good chiropractor.

Right, or a good massage magic potion.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Right, or a good massage magic potion.

I need a good massage.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

Witchpire ? Do you mean witch pirate ?

 

[AnonUnlimited]

None of this is real right now.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

None of this is real right now.

Then how are you seeing this? Are you so deluded that you are imagining conversations?

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Then how are you seeing this? Are you so deluded that you are imagining conversations?

No I meant you’re all delusional.

INFIDEL!

Infidels are like vampires, they’re not existent.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No I meant you’re all delusional.

Infidels are like vampires, they’re not existent.

Denial is not good for the healing process

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Denial is not good for the healing process

There is no healing, stop trying to gaslight me into believing in fantasy creatures.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

There is no healing, stop trying to gaslight me into believing in fantasy creatures.

Now we have moved on to accusations...I see *Jots that down on my notepad*

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Now we have moved on to accusations...I see *Jots that down on my notepad*

Hey I’m not the one saying vampires are real. Where is the science behind it?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Hey I’m not the one saying vampires are real. Where is the science behind it?

Good question, patient Anon, there isn't science involved where there is magic. Magicology is its own study.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Good question, patient Anon, there isn't science involved where there is magic. Magicology is its own study.

-_- okay… I guess if you identify as a vampire I can’t question it.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

-_- okay… I guess if you identify as a vampire I can’t question it.

I am glad we could reach a mutual understanding~ ?