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With how things are going, I might as well start writing questionable smut for booktok or some shit to make extra money.

I think I am depressed

The best therapist is the question: "if I had a million dollars, would it still bother me?". If the answer is "yes", you need help (likely of a psychiatrist rather than a therapist). If the answer is "no", the problem is not within you, but outside, and that's where you need to work to change (or adjust your goals to fit your situation otherwise).

Dear Diary,
I hired a clown and a dog as my henchmen and a catto as my mascot to further progress my evil schemes of world domination.... but ....but I suspect they are all here for free donuts and cookies! Not a single mean bone required to be a villain can be found on them but it's ok! I've waited this long, I'll wait some more to teach them! That said, I should go stock up on those cookies and donuts!

Did you know that 1 week is 7 days, and 7 days is 1 week?

Gotham is actually the best city in DC because:
Wayne Enterprise, rehab program by Wayne E., basically free healthcare with extra steps by Wayne. E, Bruce Wayne being a lovable himbo.

Batman will break your bones, but Bruce will heal you for free.

Its just that having a degree of any kind will make you a crashout.

I painted over a bunch of thick stickers two months ago whilst giving the wall a coat of anti mold.

Then fifteen minutes ago, I itch-handedly pulled out all the stickers and now the white wall have patches of baby blue.

Also, I think the mold is back.

You play this, I scoop.

Dear diary,
Today i made friends with two cats and a clown. Both cats smell nice like flowers. The clown smell nice also, like ice cream even though i can smell a faint blood also somehow.
But they're nice and fun! And promise me cookies!
They said we're going to play and conquer a giant ball called the world together!
I love ball! Woof!

Yesterday, I took a break from anything, because full day I was on the road.
And today, I just looked this, and somehow it got this many viewers suddenly, who the f share it

Dear diary,
today I have joined a so called ebil organisation doing ebil things. Supposedly. So far, all the people there seem bery friendly and kind. There are even free cookies and donuts. It is a fun place.

My worst fears are femboys, i sure hope none of them apear in bed my when i go to sleep later.

Catto tell me! Are you seriously Agentt's wife!? You said yes! Blink twice if you need help?

[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies