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Gotham is actually the best city in DC because:
Wayne Enterprise, rehab program by Wayne E., basically free healthcare with extra steps by Wayne. E, Bruce Wayne being a lovable himbo.

Batman will break your bones, but Bruce will heal you for free.

Its just that having a degree of any kind will make you a crashout.
I painted over a bunch of thick stickers two months ago whilst giving the wall a coat of anti mold.

Then fifteen minutes ago, I itch-handedly pulled out all the stickers and now the white wall have patches of baby blue.

Also, I think the mold is back.
You play this, I scoop.

Dear diary,
Today i made friends with two cats and a clown. Both cats smell nice like flowers. The clown smell nice also, like ice cream even though i can smell a faint blood also somehow.
But they're nice and fun! And promise me cookies!
They said we're going to play and conquer a giant ball called the world together!
I love ball! Woof!
Yesterday, I took a break from anything, because full day I was on the road.
And today, I just looked this, and somehow it got this many viewers suddenly, who the f share it
Alski
Alski
you won the shorts lottery, now you just need to remember the numbers to do it again.
Catto tell me! Are you seriously Agentt's wife!? You said yes! Blink twice if you need help?
[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies
Psst! Do you want some fancy Swiss grass?
*peeks from a shady dark alley*
A year ago I tried to learn Russian from duolingo... now a year later... it's either that green owl is useless or I am.... and it's certainly not me! So all I know in Russian is... how to pronounce hello. Privet. привет
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sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
That's all I know! I had a 80 day streak! That green owl is useless!!!
SRB
SRB
If you wanna learn any language, you need to speak with the language speakers. So, in this case, you should come to Russia and talk a lot.
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
I did plan to go to Russia for college, but mom was too overprotective so it's stalled.
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Damn me, the "Equipment Slot" craze is back in CN.

Context: MC got equipment slot cheat, which allows him to shove different shits in them for different bonuses such as "improve handsomeness (Charisma +1)", "turn into a kamen rider (Rider Kick!)" etc.

The previous problems of this genre is either the MC is obsolete or the cheat is.
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