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"My godson is a little bit more tolerable after I fixed him. He might is still a government tool and a idealistic fool like his father, but I'm sure that life will beat that out of him. And, I will make sure to throw in a couple of punches to speed up the process."- Professor Sageman
:blob_melt:11pm drinking a sugarless energy drink, a bottle of red wine, white wine, pomegranate juice, coke zero, wine coolers, and nomming on non-sugar chocolates, and crisps, watching markiplier videos on youtube in bed all by my lonesomes. :meowsip:
Today, with engagement statistics like these, a new fiction can enter the general trending:
1.5k Views; 9 Favorites; 45 Chapters; 12 Chapters/Week; 24 Readers; 2.0 (1 rating).
Is this an anomaly? Trending algorithms are becoming increasingly unpredictable.
Dec
Dec
It's not an anomaly.
It's just an effect of translations not hogging the space anymore. And well... A lot of fanfiction also dropped out of the cycle (100 easily) thanks to the authors being a... let's say, thinking impaired.
Eldoria
Eldoria
Dude.. the fiction I'm referring to is actually also fanfic
Dec
Dec
Doesn't matter, as long as the author didn't try to hide payment links (as this would make them disappear).
Good for them :D
Do you have anyone for me to Diss? Or stab?
Good news: I finally got the paperwork needed to get some returns on my taxes. I also turned in the IT Architecture Training Course I made, so hopefully I'll get some extra cash next month.

Bad news: I somehow caught a cold.
CinnaSloth
CinnaSloth
sorry. there's a new policy on beautifully handsome russianbois. there's a tax for being so adorable.
the charge is your entire tax return. I'm going to have to personally confiscate the entire thing. <3
CinnaSloth
CinnaSloth
I heard kissing is a great way to cure a cold.
...or was that sore throat..??
.....
I can't remember. Wanna makeout?
pangmida
pangmida
Get rich and get well soon babes!! ❤️

Chairs need to be reinvented......
(ran a quick errand.)
I was standing. I always stand.
Someone politely gave me their chair
and asked me to sit.
...and I remembered exactly why I don't.
the curse of a big butt....
Hey everyone! 👋
I know some parts of the story might have been a little confusing, and I really appreciate you sticking with me.
I’ll be posting a bonus scene soon that shows the first time I met Damien—full of awkward sparks, first impressions, and all the little things you didn’t see before.
Keep an eye out for it—I can’t wait to share it with you all! Thanks again for reading and supporting the story 💖
What do you think of my profile picture?
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