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Moo Principle # 523 - I should make an author thread here.
People like to say "opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"

But can we truly say for certain that everybody has an asshole?
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Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Was going to type a response saying that an ass isn't the same as a hole, but then a black square (not a console) decided to take up half of my screen, so I panicked for a second and dropped my device. It's not broken.
Anonjohn20
Anonjohn20
If humans are supposed to poop out of their assholes, why are some of them talking shit all the time?
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Dec
Dec
Wanted to tell a fart joke but it doesn't work outside of my language. Now I'm sad 😿
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This is just mid, imo. Wonder why it is my liked playlist? Probably just me putting in an ost I like without going through every song to double check. The instrumentals are somewhat standout perhaps if I had to choose what the song is good at.
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SirContro
SirContro
What song does Elijah think is mid?

[TITLE CARD]
ElijahRyne
ElijahRyne
Do you not see the Spotify snippet? I can post the link:
q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more fragile flesh and fallible organs, all replaced with a cute and adorable little slime. Malleable, nigh on indestructible, and most delightfully, belonging only to me, in heart and body both!
ElijahRyne
ElijahRyne
Unfortunately the barrier on my research base is impervious to spores and slime, even if their transfer contains memetic qualities. I also think my form of immortality as an alchemist makes me impervious to nonconsensual transmutation. However you can try and infect my apprentice to double check.
Wamba2K
Wamba2K
Life Goals?? This sounds lovely. Maybe I've already been transmogrified...
Author_Riceball
Author_Riceball
Well until I become rich myself.
ElijahRyne
ElijahRyne
Part of me thinks it is rage bait, but nonetheless petty bourgeois folk have different class interests to us working folk. However whether a streamer counts as a small business owner is up to debate, and should be judged case to case imo. To expect someone not in the working class to be knowledgeable of what seems entitled seems to be too much nowadays.
Anonjohn20
Anonjohn20
He's reached the begging phase (pretty early too). It's one of the steps in their career's eventual decline.
I am surprised that some teenager stole hundreds of thousands worth of things, 4 planes, and evaded capture in the U.S. for a few years. Teaching himself how to fly while on the run. Only to be caught in the Bahamas, after provoking someone to chase him while stealing a boat. I am more surprised that I first learned of this today.
I totally forgot we have a rule like this on the forums:
No homework help threads
Cutie patootie Kratos. Reposted on my own profile since not many people can see Asa’s. @SRB I DID IT
♫ Children of the mine rejoice ♫
♫ Swing, swing, swing with me ♫
♫ Raise your pick and raise your voice! ♫
♫ Sing, sing, sing with me ♫
♫ Down and down into the deep ♫
♫ Who knows what we'll find beneath? ♫


Drawing is actually really fun.
I really need to stop using zoomer rotted terms like cooked and such. I just realized that cooked crept into my character's internal thoughts!
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