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Careful, your neck is getting longer, granny
I have this innate constitution
where when i complain about someone (in a not so cordial way)

people will 100% witness and immediately think that im the bad guy and the other the victim.


ps : its like a cartoon where the homeowner fight against the thief, and catch the blade/gun, and finally the police arrive and misunderstand its him the thief.
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Ah, I remember that video, made me very angry, even when I kept reminding to myself that it's clearly a comedy.
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Things is, people lately mention this video

because comedy turned into reality. And its no longer funny.

Like this one. 18years ago. "I want to be a woman"
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In Russia it's still funny. Our government really doesn't like anything gay, trans or whatever they consider American influence. So that conversation might as well happen one summer night somewhere out here.
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Moo Principle # 505 - Why am I a worm right now? To be well prepared for the incoming shit storm.
AliceMoonvale
AliceMoonvale
Worms don't really worm around in shit, though. Just like, the ground, food, etc.
ShrimpShady
ShrimpShady
Would I still love you if you were a worm?
JayMark
JayMark
Actually yes, yes they do. And dead stuff. We worms are composters. We handle shit and dead stuff and make it into fertile soil, which is our poop.
I personally avoid eating certain apples.
The kind of apples that hate on other apples of the same type as them.
It's like, red apple, who are you to hate on red apples when you're a red apple yourself?
Green apple supremacy means you have to be green, why do you think hating on red apples will make you green?
What breed of cat are you? :blob_hmm:
Do you think heavenly coincidences exist?

I used ChatGPT (shame) to generate a paragraph of writing for fav character to get the vibes, and it randomly adds a last name: Sonder
Only long after did I realize its definition is one of the definition I've been longing to find, the perfect word to describe my entire body and mind, intellectual spirit and muse... It was heartwrenching when the realization came.
Y'all know how there's stereotypes about names?

Bob is usually someone chunky and funny
Victoria is probably a Stacy just with less sass
Kim is probably sassy but not exactly Stacy,
...

I could NOT for the life of me think about a stereotype for Vincent, wtf do Vincents do?
That sun of a bitch. One of my all time arch nemeses. :blob_thor:

I'm sorry but I've never had particularly great lumpia. Maybe I'm in the wrong country for it
Woke peeps calling others woke is confusing. I'm non-native speaker yall. Kindly specify which one you are meaning to say.
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