Your main character's wanted poster

[CountVanBadger]

I saw this over on the Royal Road forums and thought it sounded fun. Your main character is walking through town when they happen to see their wanted poster hanging on the wall. What does it say?

Here's mine:

Miranda Jackdaw
Wanted for the Theft of
569 Enchanted Weapons
840 Pieces of Enchanted Armor
239 Magical Artifacts
3067 Unenchanted Weapons
7461 Pieces of Unenchanted Armor
63,538 Priceless Gems
Over 1,000,000 in Gold
3 Unicorns
The King's Throne (while he was sitting in it)
The Crown of Unending Agony
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
Bounty: Name Your Price​

 

[Alski]

COUNTVONBADGER

Wanted dead or alive.
reward: Invitation to SHF BBQ​

 

[Author_Riceball]

I saw this over on the Royal Road forums and thought it sounded fun. Your main character is walking through town when they happen to see their wanted poster hanging on the wall. What does it say?

Here's mine:

Miranda Jackdaw
Wanted for the Theft of
569 Enchanted Weapons
840 Pieces of Enchanted Armor
239 Magical Artifacts
3067 Unenchanted Weapons
7461 Pieces of Unenchanted Armor
63,538 Priceless Gems
Over 1,000,000 in Gold
3 Unicorns
The King's Throne (while he was sitting in it)
The Crown of Unending Agony
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
Bounty: Name Your Price​

FMC.

wanted for not being in bed with me

 

[Eldoria]

WANTED​

BLOOD ROSE​

The perpetrator of the assassination of Duke Gilles de Vire.
The instigator of extrajudicial judgment.
The extremist who threatens the stability of all kingdoms.

Threat Level: IV - Blightbrand
Bounty: 10.000 gold coins
Died or Alive​

 

[CountVanBadger]

COUNTVONBADGER
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Wanted dead or alive.
reward: Invitation to SHF BBQ​

Two questions:
1. Does this mean you're writing a book about me?
2. If I turn myself in (alive) do I get to go to the barbecue?

 

[Alski]

Two questions:
1. Does this mean you're writing a book about me?
2. If I turn myself in (alive) do I get to go to the barbecue?

1. No
2. Yes

 

[CountVanBadger]

1. No
2. Yes

Will there be burgers? Also, is JayMark invited?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

do I get to go to the barbecue?

You will go there as ingredients

 

[Omarfaruq]

I don’t have any illustration of my MC yet, but he would be wanted for boring people to death. His bounty would be the 232 Tax Ledger.

 

[Bald-san]

I saw this over on the Royal Road forums and thought it sounded fun. Your main character is walking through town when they happen to see their wanted poster hanging on the wall. What does it say?

Here's mine:

Miranda Jackdaw
Wanted for the Theft of
569 Enchanted Weapons
840 Pieces of Enchanted Armor
239 Magical Artifacts
3067 Unenchanted Weapons
7461 Pieces of Unenchanted Armor
63,538 Priceless Gems
Over 1,000,000 in Gold
3 Unicorns
The King's Throne (while he was sitting in it)
The Crown of Unending Agony
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
Bounty: Name Your Price​

Sophia Demiurge I

Crimes:
Elven race Genocide (after their genocide, she ordered a no tolerance hunt of the survivors effective even 50 years after the crowning of Sophia II)
The Mastermind to the Economic Collapse of Gjallarhorn
Murdered and Enslaved the King of Elves
Manipulation


Bounty: Everything you want since she's a goddess now and it's impossible to catch her.

 

[CountVanBadger]

You will go there as ingredients

Why, when you have a perfectly good cow running around the forums?

 

[Alski]

Will there be burgers? Also, is JayMark invited?

Jaymark is primary part of the BBQ, we even have the 3 chef @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian here to make sure its well done and brainworm free.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Jaymark is primary part of the BBQ, we even have the 3 chef @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian here to make sure its well done and brainworm free.

Brainworm free?

 

[CountVanBadger]

Brainworm free?

Were you planning on eating his brain?

 

[Alski]

Were you planning on eating his brain?

That's up to the chef.

 

[Cookiez_N_Potionz]

Seems like a fun thread!

 

[Omarfaruq]

Were you planning on eating his brain?

Well, I do eat cow brains. It’s pretty normal in Arab countries.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Why, when you have a perfectly good cow running around the forums?

Variety is the spice of life.

 

[CountVanBadger]

Variety is the spice of life.

I don't want to put spices on my life, I want to put them on a piece of grilled cow!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I don't want to put spices on my life, I want to put them on a piece of grilled cow!

It's ok you can have the cow before I eat you.