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Worthy39

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You wake up one morning to discover you have the powers of the protagonist of the most recent story or show you read/watched that had any sort of unnatural abilities. What powers do you have, and how do you use them?
 

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You wake up one morning to discover you have the powers of the protagonist of the most recent story or show you read/watched that had any sort of unnatural abilities. What powers do you have, and how do you use them?
Reality/Fate Manipulation
 

NotaNuffian

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Infinity War's Thanos (yes he is the main character/ protagonist in that movie).

I have access to the completed Infinity Gauntlet plus having the prettiest purple tight ass.
 

Worthy39

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Infinity War's Thanos (yes he is the main character/ protagonist in that movie).

I have access to the completed Infinity Gauntlet plus having the prettiest purple tight ass.
You also have a daughter who hates.
 

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You also have a daughter who hates.
Bruv, you mean the one that is currently stuck in Soul Stone?

Ehh, I'll just not visit, I guess.

As of how I would use-

Nah, can't be fun in our powerless world. Unless this is Forenite Thanos that can be taken down by M16, then it is not fun for everyone, including me, involved.
 

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Bruv, you mean the one that is currently stuck in Soul Stone?

Ehh, I'll just not visit, I guess.

As of how I would use-

Nah, can't be fun in our powerless world. Unless this is Forenite Thanos that can be taken down by M16, then it is not fun for everyone, including me, involved.
Nah, I meant the cyborg.
 

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If games counted, then I have no brain and my spine and heart have been replaced. Cause I was playing Fallout New Vegas just now. I'd also be somewhat radioactive.

I'd probably be having an existential crisis. You know, not having a brain and all.
 

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I'd grow wings, and have the ability to heal anyone of anything. Sounds useful. I still wouldn't care to do anything.
For what, me to get locked up by some one's stupid government in order to win some stupid war they claim is righteous and justified... just because a bunch of people I would have helped couldn't keep their mouths shut?? Nah, I'm fine. Call me cynical, but I'm no one's savior.
 

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People would die around me not from my fault but from others yet where ever I go death would follow. People who have it out against me would die natural deaths. Even if I tried to off myself something would always prevent it. The rope would snap, the gun would jam, etc. ☠️
 

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People would die around me not from my fault but from others yet where ever I go death would follow. People who have it out against me would die natural deaths. Even if I tried to off myself something would always prevent it. The rope would snap, the gun would jam, etc. ☠️

 

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Nah, I meant the cyborg.
Would it be mean on my part to say that I never considered her as one?

Also, didn't you state in your OG post that I gain the power.

Since when does kinship a form of power?
 

Worthy39

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Would it be mean on my part to say that I never considered her as one?

Also, didn't you state in your OG post that I gain the power.

Since when does kinship a form of power?
I don't think a purple butt is a power, either. Only reason I mentioned it.
 

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You wake up one morning to discover you have the powers of the protagonist of the most recent story or show you read/watched that had any sort of unnatural abilities. What powers do you have, and how do you use them?
I just got teleportation powers and storage powers, so I'd be super happy that I don't have to drive anywhere.
 
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