You are surrounded

[ThrillingHuman]

NO WAY I'LL BE DEFEATED. THIS GREAT WITCH CHALLENGES THEE, BRING IT ON! OWWWWWWIEEEE STOP STOP STOP I GIVE OWWWW

 

[TheEldritchGod]

But you have forgotten one of them is a Latina Mother.

I point out it is pronounced Latinx and that she should stop being a bigot.
When she explodes, I make my escape.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

With your back facing the wall, you are surrounded by a group of female sadistic prison guards who reign over the island penitentiary like corrupt nobles.

They are wielding steel batons and are looking to you cuff you and beat you up as an example for trying to stand up to them.

At a distance, you see the beautiful female warden, sporting a smug look and wielding a bull whip. However, not all hope is lost as you see the wall behind you is unstable enough to crack with such force.

im gonna slap the fuck out of all them. What kinda man is scared of a woman? They all gonna get MY steel baton up to their wombs, they keep actin' up

 

[TheEldritchGod]

You forgot to put in the Hans' Route: Grab a grenade and detonate it, killing himself and everyone else nearby.

The correct phrase to yell at that point is:
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO HAND TO HAND GRENADE COMBAT"
Then pull the pin.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

The correct phrase to yell at that point is:
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO HAND TO HAND GRENADE COMBAT"
Then pull the pin.

Hmm... Feces vs Grenade.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I would rally the inmates while at the same time crumble the wall behind me. Confront one of the guards before jumping to the waters.

"I shall not be a dog! I shall not be made to be fun off! Inmates! Scream! Fight for your life! We are not to be oppressed by these barbaric women! Fight and Live! Freedom awaits you!"

 

[J_Chemist]

I'm just trying to get my face sat on by that warden . So whatever option best gets me there without the pegging bs that always ruins my enjoyment of these questions . If getting pegged is required in order to get my face sat on, then I'm inciting the riot and choosing violence.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

The correct phrase to yell at that point is:
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO HAND TO HAND GRENADE COMBAT"
Then pull the pin.

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Hmm... Monkey militia...




But you have forgotten one of them is a Latina Mother.

Oh, the sandal of doom, eh?

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Ocean!

I will try to take one of them with me tho,

and all the while I will be singing...

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I'm just trying to get my face sat on by that warden . So whatever option best gets me there without the pegging bs that always ruins my enjoyment of these questions . If getting pegged is required in order to get my face sat on, then I'm inciting the riot and choosing violence.

J_Chemist About To Get Pegged:

 

[J_Chemist]

J_Chemist About To Get Pegged:

"Oh? Y'all wanna peg me?"

 

[Ellieporter]

I'm just trying to get my face sat on by that warden . So whatever option best gets me there without the pegging bs that always ruins my enjoyment of these questions . If getting pegged is required in order to get my face sat on, then I'm inciting the riot and choosing violence.

No pegging but you might be subjected to nonstop facesitting and beatings with occasional playtime ?

 

[J_Chemist]

No pegging but you might be subjected to nonstop facesitting and beatings with occasional playtime ?

Reckon I'm in for the life sentence it seems. Oh nyo, what a shame.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

I am too fly for them landlubbers , i will just fly away and return with support

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No pegging but you might be subjected to nonstop facesitting and beatings with occasional playtime ?

I would take the deal with or without a pegging. I'm down bad.