You are surrounded

[Ellieporter]

With your back facing the wall, you are surrounded by a group of female sadistic prison guards who reign over the island penitentiary like corrupt nobles.

They are wielding steel batons and are looking to you cuff you and beat you up as an example for trying to stand up to them.

At a distance, you see the beautiful female warden, sporting a smug look and wielding a bull whip. However, not all hope is lost as you see the wall behind you is unstable enough to crack with such force.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No comment.

 

[Ellieporter]

No comment.

Reading like 50 doujinshi must've clouded my brain while coming up with that topic

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Reading like 50 doujinshi must've clouded my brain while coming up with that topic

Important question for the purposes of this thread. Is the warden a vampire gyaru?

 

[HelloHound]

I'm biting them till they take my teeth out

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'm biting them till they take my teeth out

If they are a vampire or werewolf mom, I may or may not choose option 3 or 5.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Such a difficult choice.

a vampire gyaru?

?

 

[Ellieporter]

Important question for the purposes of this thread. Is the warden a vampire gyaru?

Yes.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Yes.

Woof!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Yes.

? ? ?

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Sounds like a good warm up

 

[BlackKnightX]

Why is "make love forcefully" not an option?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

But... they'll all women. I just tell them to all get back in the kitchen and while they are distracted over trying to make me a sandwich, I sneak out the back.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Hmm... Monkey militia...

But... they'll all women. I just tell them to all get back in the kitchen and while they are distracted over trying to make me a sandwich, I sneak out the back.

But you have forgotten one of them is a Latina Mother.

 

[melchi]

Hmm... Monkey militia...




But you have forgotten one of them is a Latina Mother.

That only matters if she's equipped with a chankla

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

That only matters if she's equipped with a chankla

When is she not?
She has a full stack of 64 with a Loyalty enchantment on them.

 

[Syringe]

 

[EldritchPotato]

Splish splash. I am far beyond such pleasures of the flesh which mortals succumb to easily. Though if they offered bones and flesh or, if the universe is generous, peanut butter I suppose I could forgo my ego. Woof wolf and all that.

 

[Redadam04]

I choose option 1.?

 

[SRB]

I choose the first option. As the wise one once said:

"DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!"