What should I make for breakfast?

[HelloHound]

I've got several options in mind and no braincells to spare so I figured to go for democracy

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Pancakes are second to waffles, but it's still the best option on here

 

[Seaspecter]

You can’t go wrong with French toast.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

Either do muffin or do nuffin

 

[HelloHound]

Pancakes are second to waffles, but it's still the best option on here

I don't have a waffle iron

 

[NotaNuffian]

French toast.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Had a blueberry muffin this morning with a little bit of extra sugar sprinkled on top from Dunkin donuts it was

 

[MajorKerina]

Why are eggs not on here? :(

 

[Euphridia]

http://imgur.com/Vnd9dQl

 

[TheEldritchGod]

BACON!
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BACON!
BACON IS BETTER WITH BACON!
MAKE DEEP FRIED BACON!

 

[DonHon]

Cinnamon rolls is good

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Blood for breakfast.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I always vote for french toast. There's just something about eggs and bread.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Why are you not making bacon?

When I worked for Bozzanna's, we made unhealthy food.


The heart attack on a bun.

2 pounds of hamburger.
3 types of cheese.
Six... TEEN pieces of deep... Fried... BACON.
All on a giant salty Kimmleweck roll.



The MEAT SUNDAE.

Take a soft taco shell.
Put it in a wire mesh.
DEEP FRY THE SHELL TO MAKE A BOWL.
Take strips of steak and chicken fajita meat.
Fill up the bowl 2/3rds
Sprinkle various types of cheese on top.
Sprinkle crumbled Deep Fried BACON on top of the cheese.
Put a MEATBALL ON A TOOTHPICK ON TOP LIKE A GODDAMN CHERRY.
Bake for 4 minutes at 525 until the cheese is just beginning to bubble and the edges of the bowl are singed.
Sprinkle with a touch of Wild Bill's INSANITY HOT SAUCE.
Serve Steaming HOT.

What do these culinary masterpieces have in common?

BACON

EAT BACON

EAT ALL THE BACON​

And do you know why Bozanna's Chicken Wings was the ABSOLUTE BOMB???

Because we never changed the oil of the deep fat friar, after cooking all that...

BACON!!!!!
​

Have you ever had chicken wings deep-fried in about 70% regular cooking oil, and 30% Bacon Fat?
No?

YOU HAVE NOT LIVED.
I WEEP MANLY TEARS FOR YOU.
I.
WEEP.




​

(I will admit, after I quit that job, I did lose 30 pounds in 30 days, just from not eating there on my breaks.)

 

[ThrillingHuman]

BACON!
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BACON!
BACON IS BETTER WITH BACON!
MAKE DEEP FRIED BACON!

BACON FRIED BY THE DEEP ONES!

 

[melchi]

Strawberry cranberry blueberry with rolled oats and a latte to go with it.

 

[Placeholder]

> I don't have a waffle iron

You will have to eat wrinkled waffles, then.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

I don't have a waffle iron

Which is why you can settle with pancakes

 

[TheTrinary]

Maybe consider something without sugar? A nice protien scramble perhaps.

 

[IdleYoungMaster]

French Toast.