What Race do you dislike More?

[Poleg]

I am not a racist, but around elves better watch yourselves.

 

[Placeholder]

"Elves are food, not friends!" -Gorgon Ramsey

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Presidential,

 

[DireBadger]

Are you giving me a place to vent my inner xenophobe? If so, wait a couple of hours, I will return with words full of hatered aimed at elves.

This. EVERY portrayal of elves I have read, from Tolkein's 'superior beings' to the vegan butthairs that infest a lot of fiction, just makes me want to feed the lot of them into a wood chipper and see if they come out as decent ground cover.

 

[Bartun]

I like all races

 

[Snake99]

Goblins, orcs and any monster that is dedicated to raiding, pillaging and kidnap women, that role can be perfectly fulfilled by savage humans

Goblins, orcs and any monster that is dedicated to raiding, pillaging and kidnap women, that role can be perfectly fulfilled by savage humans

You know what else? I feel the same way about the Demon Lord. A powerful demon who commands an army of monsters to wipe out humanity—that's stupid.
That role could be filled by an warlord or evil emperor who's invading, enslaving, and committing genocide in neighboring countries.

 

[14H3LL]

I hate angels and demons.Also i hate nature gods that think that they are hotshit the wisest .
Like i dont care that you are the forest we can have a magical technological industry.
Im not going to live like a druid/caveman so thay you can have infinite vanilla trees.
Im going to go build a magic ice cream and tabletop games factory whilke making my magic science ecofriendly bicth.
Is like you cant live hiout me you have to comune whit nature and the universe to ascend further.
Bicth i can summon out of the ether water food and evrything that i need fuck you there is magic you are not the creator of the universe you are just an overgloryfied elemental.
Digi evolve into something worse bicth

 

[Anonjohn20]

What Race do you dislike More?

I partially dislike the 100-meter race as it's over too soon, but marathons don't allow us to see how fast the athletes truly are as they are conserving their stamina so they can last a long time...

Oh, you meant the other kind of race. I really don't trust the [REDACTED].

 

[cabbag3]

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This looks like the Stormtrooper's stepping on the terminator's metallic dick to keep the on the ground lmao.

Anyway, nobody's hatin on the goblins?
Especially the mind goblin?

 

[Anonjohn20]

nobody's hatin on the goblins?

SmutHub loves goblins.

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

Bugbear, and certainly not becuase one of them hit my level 3 (one encounter away from level 4) wizard so hard I didn't even rolled a save roll, and just accepted the death.

 

[RiceballWasTaken]

Since most of us are familiar with fantasy novels is there any race you dislike particularly,

Goblins, orcs.... Vamp-...tentacle monster perhaps.

all of the human ones

But when it comes to Goblins, never relax. Around Goblins, never relax!

 

[JayMark]

I partially dislike the 100-meter race as it's over too soon, but marathons don't allow us to see how fast the athletes truly are as they are conserving their stamina so they can last a long time...

Oh, you meant the other kind of race. I really don't trust the [REDACTED].

The Futa race. Just fvck them all! Fvck them futas.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Just fvck them all! Fvck them

Oh I will.

 

[StoneInky]

I love pretty races and monsters. Elves, tieflings, aasimar, spirits, fairies, etc. I dislike ugly races like goblins, orcs, giants, and dwarves. They still need to exist, of course, so that we can better appreciate the beauty of the visually superior races, but I never play as them or have them as a protagonist. Why be a goblin when you can be an elf?

Oh, and I'll add humans too. They're not ugly, but they're weak and boring.

 

[Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega]

Vampire isn't a race, it's just someone who glitters in the sunlight and sucks "blood"
Vampire elf, vampire dwarf, vampire minotaur shouldn't be a stretch of the imagination.

As for races I dislike:
it's non-DnD trolls. They're all generic "big" dumb brutes, where in some of the modules I had they're all like "Nanomachines, son! I regenerate every round!"

Mer-folk as a major or somewhat major character in stories where it barely takes place near, around or in the ocean for most of the story, it really gives me this 1970s Superfriends feel but without the "so bad its good" level of camp.

Centaurs, with only one exception, Blu Ringhada. What would their culture be like? See, I can re-imagine orcs as "super mongols with apache elements", goblins as "consummate builders who have a genetic dislike towards the blacksmith until their tools give out", trolls as guys with cockney accents, and ogres as detail-oriented micromanaging freaks because they live in a world with little people, but how do you come up with a culture where your ass is ten feet away from you? How do put your shoes on, because last I checked hooves vs cobblestone, cobblestone wins.
A minotaur can sit back, prop his feet up and show off his Nike Mythril shoes (+20 speed), and he can probably put them on himself.

Probably doesn't count but: advanced sentient AI that regularly interacts with people yet somehow lacks the concept of "Empathy", extra points if the AI is somehow has a job involving dealing with communications. How come C3PO gets this right? His movements might be clanky but he can relate to others.

Cold-blooded lizard-man, somehow gets around in a loin cloth despite the setting clearly based off of Europe where mornings can get low enough to kill people from exposure. Goblin Slayer did this right by making him dress more warmly.

Gnomes, halfings, brownies i.e. discount dwarves sans the charm.

IRL I hate certain games that got racing mini-games with Nürburgring layouts.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

This looks like the Stormtrooper's stepping on the terminator's metallic dick to keep the on the ground lmao.

Anyway, nobody's hatin on the goblins?
Especially the mind goblin?

SmutHub loves goblins.

Bugbear, and certainly not becuase one of them hit my level 3 (one encounter away from level 4) wizard so hard I didn't even rolled a save roll, and just accepted the death.

all of the human ones

But when it comes to Goblins, never relax. Around Goblins, never relax!

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Vampire isn't a race, it's just someone who glitters in the sunlight and sucks "blood"
Vampire elf, vampire dwarf, vampire minotaur shouldn't be a stretch of the imagination.

That depends on which version of vampires you go with.
Some have them as still living creatures, maybe not even contagious (or requires special "tricks" to "infect" others). One has them as possessed beings (the Beyond the Supernatural RPG - and the possession lasts beyond the death of the body unless the body is decapitated or burned IIRC).
But most of them DO sparkle in sunlight - right before they detonate.

As for races I dislike:
it's non-DnD trolls. They're all generic "big" dumb brutes, where in some of the modules I had they're all like "Nanomachines, son! I regenerate every round!"

The "D&D Troll" originated, as far as I can tell, in Pohl Anderson's "Three Hearts and Three Lions" (also where the Swanmay in Monster Manual II came from, and one of the sources - other than Galahad and Launcelot, of course, for the Paladin class - though the NAME of the class comes from The Song of Roland).

 

[Daitengu]

Vampire. Inshitification really hit em hard.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

Filipi-- I mean fairies. Yes, let's go with fairies.