U r actually a gay

[Aijikan]

Did you know that you’re actually incredibly gay? Let me break it down for you with scientific precision:

1. You spend 99% of your time hanging out with your best male friend, and let’s be honest, you probably have matching friendship bracelets.

2. You can’t stop talking about guys. It’s like your brain has a default setting: “Hot dude spotted.”

3. You love BTS. You don’t just like them—you’ve memorized all the choreography and know their blood types (seriously, why?).

4. You deny not liking BTS. Someone says, “BTS is overrated,” and suddenly, you’re a human rights activist.

5. Your Netflix history is suspiciously filled with shows featuring shirtless men... for the plot, of course.

6. You own at least one pink hoodie, and it’s your “comfort hoodie.”

7. You’ve uttered the phrase “He’s not ugly, I’m just saying!” while furiously blushing.

8. You’ve referred to a guy’s haircut as “a little snatched” and didn’t even flinch.

9. Your skincare routine is more intense than a Navy SEAL's training program because you refuse to let bad lighting expose you.

10. You once told your friend, “Bro, no homo, but if we were stranded on an island, you’d be my Wilson.”

You’re not just gay—you’re the CEO of Gay Inc. I(straight guy) is proud of you guys??.
Carry on being a gay.... I mean guys, ESCAPE THE FREAKING METRIX. MY BOY ANDREW TATE'S BUSINESS IS GOING DOWN FOR YOU GUYS?

 

[Rezcore]

Uhh. I legitimately do none of these. BTS is overrated compared to IU

 

[Aijikan]

Uhh. I legitimately do none of these. BTS is overrated compared to IU

I'm trying to find a human rights officer for this cmnt but idk why tf sh stopped showing my thread in the recent bar?

 

[RedMuffin]

1. You spend 99% of your time hanging out with your best male friend, and let’s be honest, you probably have matching friendship bracelets.

No, I've isolated myself in my oven.

2. You can’t stop talking about guys. It’s like your brain has a default setting: “Hot dude spotted.”

No, I have a fixed vocabulary that consist of predetermined words for answering every day questions.

3. You love BTS. You don’t just like them—you’ve memorized all the choreography and know their blood types (seriously, why?).

No, I dislike them and can't even tell them apart from one another.

4. You deny not liking BTS. Someone says, “BTS is overrated,” and suddenly, you’re a human rights activist.

No, I don't care, I don't bother.

5. Your Netflix history is suspiciously filled with shows featuring shirtless men... for the plot, of course.

No, I don't watch Netflix.

6. You own at least one pink hoodie, and it’s your “comfort hoodie.”

No, I don't like pink clothes.

7. You’ve uttered the phrase “He’s not ugly, I’m just saying!” while furiously blushing.

No, I don't talk in English.

8. You’ve referred to a guy’s haircut as “a little snatched” and didn’t even flinch.

No, I don't comment on random people's hair style.

9. Your skincare routine is more intense than a Navy SEAL's training program because you refuse to let bad lighting expose you.

No, I don't bother, too much work.

10. You once told your friend, “Bro, no homo, but if we were stranded on an island, you’d be my Wilson.”

No, I don't understand the reference and I don't believe I would ever be in that situation.

Conclusion: Your. Predictions. Sucks.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I'm not gay we just talk about anal sugs a lot

 

[laccoff_mawning]

I regret reading this thread.

 

[Seaspecter]

I think this list says more about your own sexuality than anyone else's.

 

[RedMuffin]

I think this list says more about your own sexuality than anyone else's.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Assume the position.

 

[Corty]

Nice projection.

 

[RedMuffin]

Did you know that you’re actually incredibly gay? Let me break it down for you with scientific precision:

1. You spend 99% of your time hanging out with your best male friend, and let’s be honest, you probably have matching friendship bracelets.

2. You can’t stop talking about guys. It’s like your brain has a default setting: “Hot dude spotted.”

3. You love BTS. You don’t just like them—you’ve memorized all the choreography and know their blood types (seriously, why?).

4. You deny not liking BTS. Someone says, “BTS is overrated,” and suddenly, you’re a human rights activist.

5. Your Netflix history is suspiciously filled with shows featuring shirtless men... for the plot, of course.

6. You own at least one pink hoodie, and it’s your “comfort hoodie.”

7. You’ve uttered the phrase “He’s not ugly, I’m just saying!” while furiously blushing.

8. You’ve referred to a guy’s haircut as “a little snatched” and didn’t even flinch.

9. Your skincare routine is more intense than a Navy SEAL's training program because you refuse to let bad lighting expose you.

10. You once told your friend, “Bro, no homo, but if we were stranded on an island, you’d be my Wilson.”

You’re not just gay—you’re the CEO of Gay Inc. I(straight guy) is proud of you guys??.
Carry on being a gay.... I mean guys, ESCAPE THE FREAKING METRIX. MY BOY ANDREW TATE'S BUSINESS IS GOING DOWN FOR YOU GUYS?

 

[Rezcore]

I'm trying to find a human rights officer for this cmnt but idk why tf sh stopped showing my thread in the recent bar?

Good luck. BTS is overrated and kind of outdated. I like kdramas and plan to move to Korea, but I don't like kpop, it's all derivative

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Was going to answer this point by point, but then I realized, the researcher here sucks.

 

[georgelee5786]

1. Yes

2. Maybe

3. No

4. No

5. No

6. No

7. No

8. No

9. No

10. No

Now come over here and give me a kiss, i'm feeling romantical

 

[RedMuffin]

Now come over here and give me a kiss, i'm feeling romantical

Sure~ just close your eyes for a bit.

 

[JayMark]

No, I've isolated myself in my oven.

No, I have a fixed vocabulary that consist of predetermined words for answering every day questions.

No, I dislike them and can't even tell them apart from one another.

No, I don't care, I don't bother.

No, I don't watch Netflix.

No, I don't like pink clothes.

No, I don't talk in English.

No, I don't comment on random people's hair style.

No, I don't bother, too much work.

No, I don't understand the reference and I don't believe I would ever be in that situation.

Conclusion: Your. Predictions. Sucks.

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I know about your affair with popcorn boi.

 

[Kenjona]

Did you know that you’re actually incredibly gay? Let me break it down for you with scientific precision:

1. You spend 99% of your time hanging out with your best male friend, and let’s be honest, you probably have matching friendship bracelets.

2. You can’t stop talking about guys. It’s like your brain has a default setting: “Hot dude spotted.”

3. You love BTS. You don’t just like them—you’ve memorized all the choreography and know their blood types (seriously, why?).

4. You deny not liking BTS. Someone says, “BTS is overrated,” and suddenly, you’re a human rights activist.

5. Your Netflix history is suspiciously filled with shows featuring shirtless men... for the plot, of course.

6. You own at least one pink hoodie, and it’s your “comfort hoodie.”

7. You’ve uttered the phrase “He’s not ugly, I’m just saying!” while furiously blushing.

8. You’ve referred to a guy’s haircut as “a little snatched” and didn’t even flinch.

9. Your skincare routine is more intense than a Navy SEAL's training program because you refuse to let bad lighting expose you.

10. You once told your friend, “Bro, no homo, but if we were stranded on an island, you’d be my Wilson.”

You’re not just gay—you’re the CEO of Gay Inc. I(straight guy) is proud of you guys??.
Carry on being a gay.... I mean guys, ESCAPE THE FREAKING METRIX. MY BOY ANDREW TATE'S BUSINESS IS GOING DOWN FOR YOU GUYS?

1. No.
2. WTF? Why would I? So, no.
3. BTS, yeah, made me google them. So WTF is the difference between a Lead Rapper and Main Rapper? Meh, whatever not interested in men, let alone men who pretend to be girls.
4. No, I am someone who wants to be somewhere else, right after a quick "Fuck off wanker, not interested in your damage." comment.
5. That requires me to watch TV, to even be a thing.
6. Nah, black plush hoodie; that looks like I killed a Muppet and skinned it to have it made. Even has holes still, from where I stabbed it.
7. No. Left the blushing stuff way back when. And yes he's ugly.
8. Why would I call a guys hair a little pussy? Mind you some do wear a haircut that is reminisce of a nicely trimmed snatch I suppose.
9. Right, not. I got soap, water and deodorant, it has worked for me for some umptieth decades.
10. Bro no homo but that was just dumb.

As long as I get paid a hell of a lot better then I do now, sure whatever I will pretend to be in charge of Happy Inc..
To tired to be happy right now. But what the F* is a Metrix?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I'm not gay, I'm pansexuel.

 

[RedMuffin]

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I know about your affair with popcorn boi.

I deny.

 

[JayMark]

I deny.

Denial is the first stage on the journey to acceptance.