U r actually a gay

[Lysander_Works]

No, I've isolated myself in my oven.

No, I have a fixed vocabulary that consist of predetermined words for answering every day questions.

No, I dislike them and can't even tell them apart from one another.

No, I don't care, I don't bother.

No, I don't watch Netflix.

No, I don't like pink clothes.

No, I don't talk in English.

No, I don't comment on random people's hair style.

No, I don't bother, too much work.

No, I don't understand the reference and I don't believe I would ever be in that situation.

Conclusion: Your. Predictions. Sucks.

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The Muffin has spoken.

 

[Nevafrost]

The amount of hate BTS is getting here is kinda surprising to me. I was straightforward about hating them and the girls in my class would start a debate on how they contributed to the world. So, now I hate their fandom.

Denial is the first stage on the journey to acceptance.

Just how much of that shit I heard in my life!

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

1. What are "friends"?
2. What is a "guy"?
3. What is a "BTS"?
4. What are "human rights"? What is a "human", and what are "rights"?
5. Dramas about our creator, lord, and savior, Aushephex.
6. What is a "hoodie"?
7. No.
8. Seriously, what is a "guy"?
9. Please tell me! I need to know... what are "friends"?
10. Good lord Aushephex, what is a "friend"? What is a "bro"? What does "no homo" mean? Who is "Wilson"? So many questions that I cannot answer on my own.

 

[JayMark]

1. What are "friends"? Edible Treats
2. What is a "guy"? It's a fuel for burning.
3. What is a "BTS"? Big Tiger Scars. Tigers that get into fights often have them.
4. What are "human rights"? What is a "human", and what are "rights"? A human is emergency food. Rights are things that are not leftover when we eat them.
5. Dramas about our creator, lord, and savior, Aushephex.
6. What is a "hoodie"? It's something found over a smoll engine.
7. No.
8. Seriously, what is a "guy"? See 2
9. Please tell me! I need to know... what are "friends"? See 1
10. Good lord Aushephex, what is a "friend"? What is a "bro"? What does "no homo" mean? Who is "Wilson"? So many questions that I cannot answer on my own. See 1. A bro is a person with a fixation on colorful ponies. 'No homo' is an anti-human saying, meaning no homosapiens, fancy word for human; It is used by beings who don't like emergency rations and other low quality food and want to demonstrate that they are not food. Wilson is a human name meaning 'stands behind fence'.

 

[Puji-Maki]

I don't know man(?), this kind of post seems gay to me.

 

[Ruti]

1. You spend 99% of your time hanging out with your best male friend, and let’s be honest, you probably have matching friendship bracelets.

impossible: I have no IRL friends

 

[Aijikan]

I deny.

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[Gray_Mann]

1. You spend 99% of your time hanging out with your best male friend, and let’s be honest, you probably have matching friendship bracelets.

2. You can’t stop talking about guys. It’s like your brain has a default setting: “Hot dude spotted.”

3. You love BTS. You don’t just like them—you’ve memorized all the choreography and know their blood types (seriously, why?).

4. You deny not liking BTS. Someone says, “BTS is overrated,” and suddenly, you’re a human rights activist.

5. Your Netflix history is suspiciously filled with shows featuring shirtless men... for the plot, of course.

6. You own at least one pink hoodie, and it’s your “comfort hoodie.”

7. You’ve uttered the phrase “He’s not ugly, I’m just saying!” while furiously blushing.

8. You’ve referred to a guy’s haircut as “a little snatched” and didn’t even flinch.

9. Your skincare routine is more intense than a Navy SEAL's training program because you refuse to let bad lighting expose you.

10. You once told your friend, “Bro, no homo, but if we were stranded on an island, you’d be my Wilson.”

1) My best male friend lives quite a long distance away due to my moving several times. And friendship bracelets are still a thing? News to me. Thought that died out in the mid-2000's.

2) Lol what?

3) No idea who they are. Any Korean music I'm aware of, I discovered indirectly due to me preferring Korean novels/manhwa over Chinese or Japanese. Even then, the only musician/group I can remember by name is this Lisa girl, and her former group Blackpink, and only because one of my neighbors a big fan of this Lisa girl ,who owns a fairly extensive stereo system she likes to take for test rides once or twice a day every day. I'm impressed with her sound system, less so her music choice.

4) No clue who BTS is.

5) I don't subscribe to any streaming service. I haven't watched much of anything new in the last 5-6 years since Leftist Losers took control of most forms of media like movies and gaming and proceeded to destroy one franchise after another, and they are only just now beginning to receive some substantial pushback because originally people were too cowardly to speak up for fear of being labeled an "istphobe." But now that most of the istphobe words so beloved of Leftists have lost most of their meaning due to such an overabundance of frivolous and incorrect usage, people are finding their courage again. Or something like that.

6) I don't own a hoodie of any color.

7) I can go several days without saying anything more than a sentence or two to anybody despite the fact that I'm surrounded by people nearly every day for work purposes. Somehow, I still manage something of a social life. Still, I never experienced that teenage angst period, so the awkward blushing phase was never a thing for me. Never had the luxury.

8) The closest thing I've seen to this is the guys who get those weird mohawk haircuts where they shave their entire heads bald, except for that long strip along their skull, you know, the mohawk thing?

9) I have numerous scars from my nearly two decades of self-defense training/competing, as well as working as a nightclub bouncer in two different states in USA. The palms of my hands are like sandpaper. I'm long-past anything a "regular skincare routine" could fix.

10) I'm not sure I get the reference. Is it related to Gilligan's Island? It's an old show one of my uncles used to love watching early in the morning about a group of people being stranded on an island and the wacky/zany and humorous hijinks they get up to while on the island. I only vaguely remember some of it since I was too young to really understand much of what was happening, but I remember bits and pieces.

 

[JayMark]

Not going to lie, I originally thought this thread was about Uruguay.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Did yuu noe gay actually meant something akin to "happy or gaudy" before it became gay to be gay?

 

[corruption]

I am not gay . . . but I immediately thought "Let's give it a go to find out" when I saw the title
. . . . I trained myself to think like I do, and I both hate and thank myself for it.

 

[DeepWater]

If your best friend is a woman, you are her gay best friend.

 

[corruption]

If your best friend is a woman, you are her gay best friend.

. . . . Or are you a stray?