The Orc's Bar (Junior Mixologist Needed)

[Bimbanana]

Is this an American bar? I'm of legal drinking age in like 80% of other countries.

Ummm.... okay then... since this bar still new and need exposure.
So how can i help you?
Tell me what's troubling you dear patron

 

[JayMark]

Good thing this isnt a china shop. So how can i help you sir bull?

Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane before I go INSANE!

 

[Bimbanana]

Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane before I go INSANE!

Well uh... okay let me try....

Here you go

Seashore Sweet
Tall, strong, a hurricane mixture where cotton candy disappears when poured over with lemonade and vodka. It’s a sensory distraction to break the cycle of... insanity

 

[JayMark]

Well uh... okay let me try....

Here you go

View attachment 48694

Seashore Sweet
Tall, strong, a hurricane mixture where cotton candy disappears when poured over with lemonade and vodka. It’s a sensory distraction to break the cycle of... insanity

GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Lorelliad]

Ummm.... okay then... since this bar still new and need exposure.
So how can i help you?
Tell me what's troubling you dear patron

I'm feeling rather meh, so I need something to lighten my day.

 

[Bimbanana]

I'm feeling rather meh, so I need something to lighten my day.

Ah sorry for the wait, dear patron.

Yes, i know what you need.

White port & tonic
A simple mix of dry white port and tonic water with a twist of lemon, perfect for a gentle lift to lighten your day

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Hi there!
I'm the bartender who try to learn mixology!

You like to drink? Good, I'll serve the cocktails you needed.

Just share me your complaint, and maybe your preferred base,
And I'll try to serve you the cocktail suited for your situation and tell you why it suited.

Come, give it a try

Can I get something to drink?

 

[Bimbanana]

Can I get something to drink?

Hi there lovely patron, of course.
Please tell me what's troublin you, and also what base do you like?

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Hi there lovely patron, of course.
Please tell me what's troublin you, and also what base do you like?

I did not know that I need to bring troubles with me ... How surprising. I guess, activitity on the forum here is not aqny more what it used to be, with too much negativity around. As for base, I guess limoncello~.

 

[Bimbanana]

I did not know that I need to bring troubles with me ... How surprising. I guess, activitity on the forum here is not aqny more what it used to be, with too much negativity around. As for base, I guess limoncello~.

Ah i see... you've been here for long so sometimes that kind of things can make you... feel down.
But please dont worry dear, i got something for you

Limoncello Hugo Spritz, often described as a "taste of summer"
A floral and relaxing drinks made of limoncello, elderflower liqueur, prosecco, soda water, and mint.
It suited for someone needing to escape negativity and lift their spirits
PS: I choose the pink one because its cute and suit you better

 

[Tempokai]

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

I want the most unhealthy sugary chocolate drink you have on menu!!

 

[Bimbanana]

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!

y-y-yes, please wait a moment

*shakes-shakes-shakes nervously*

Here you go

The Napalm Inferno
A bold mix of mezcal and habanero bitters designed to be "fiery" and smoky.
Basically its fire in the form of intense spice and smoke
...please dont break anything while you enjoying this dear patron

 

[Bimbanana]

I want the most unhealthy sugary chocolate drink you have on menu!!

Miss, i need to see some id first please

 

[AstreiaNyx]

y-y-yes, please wait a moment

*shakes-shakes-shakes nervously*

Here you go

View attachment 48706

The Napalm Inferno
A bold mix of mezcal and habanero bitters designed to be "fiery" and smoky.
Basically its fire in the form of intense spice and smoke
...please dont break anything while you enjoying this dear patron

No Metallica-grade fuel in this drink. Send it back.

 

[Bimbanana]

No Metallica-grade fuel in this drink. Send it back.

Are you here to order something?

 

[AstreiaNyx]

Are you here to order something?

Wow, no one has angry reacted to me in a long time. Tsundere detected.

Give me something a tsundere would make.

 

[Bimbanana]

Wow, no one has angry reacted to me in a long time. Tsundere detected.

Give me something a tsundere would make.

Fine, here you go

Amaretto Sour
It sounds sweet and delicate, but the traditional version uses egg whites (for a cold, frothy exterior)
BUT it have a heavy dose of lemon to keep it from being "too nice."

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Miss, i need to see some id first please

*gives the ID*

 

[Bimbanana]

*gives the ID*

*stares at ID*

So your name is Sleepie Mclovin, age 21?