The Orc's Bar (Junior Mixologist Needed)

[Bimbanana]

Hi there!
I'm the orc! This establishment aspiring mixologist!

You like to drink? Good, I'll serve the cocktails you needed.

Just share me your trouble, and maybe your preferred base,
And I'll try to serve you the cocktail suited for your situation and tell you why it suited.

Come, give it a try

Spoiler: JOB VACANCY

JOB VACANCY:
Anyone who wants to be Mixologist or Bartender are welcomed here.
No experience? No worries, just make the drink sound fancy and expensive.
Most people dont know what they're drinking anyway

 

[A-Random-Writer]

I haven't slept in 2 days.

 

[Bimbanana]

Oh my... dear first customer that's not healthy to be honest.
What happens?

 

[A-Random-Writer]

Oh my... dear first customer that's not healthy to be honest.
What happens?

Life.

 

[A-Random-Writer]

Life.

And the constant titan attacks that barrage my old castle.

 

[Bimbanana]

Yeah... that happen sometimes...
So any preferred base? whiskey? vodka? gin? rum? or anything?

 

[A-Random-Writer]

Yeah... that happen sometimes...
So any preferred base? whiskey? vodka? gin? rum? or anything?

Rum would be nice.

 

[Bimbanana]

Rum would be nice.

Here you go, Dark n' stormy

Combination of dark rum, ginger beer, and lime. Its bold, spicy and highly energizing.
Perfect for you to handle couple more castle attack tonight

 

[A-Random-Writer]

Here you go, Dark n' stormy

Combination of dark rum, ginger beer, and lime. Its bold, spicy and energizing.
Perfect for you to handle couple more castle attack tonight

Thank you lad. If you need anything done, I can get it completed.

 

[Bimbanana]

*whisper*
I might need to eliminate certain "player" in near future, lets keep in touch

 

[A-Random-Writer]

*whisper*
I might need to eliminate certain "player" in near future, lets keep in touch

My ODM gear awaits.

 

[Piisfun]

So… what is the minimum drinking age for orcs, elves, halflings, changelings, foxkin, catkin, lamias, fairies, slimes, arachne, and dragons not of the spacetime variety?

I know that dwarves have no age limit as their blood is alcohol-based, and spacetime dragons are forbidden from drinking as it makes them vomit stuff strong enough to dissolve solid rock.

 

[Makimaam]

Here’s my complaint: I find some people stating misinformation so confidently here, but I’m too lazy to correct them. Please make me a drink to stop me from sassing them.

 

[Bimbanana]

So… what is the minimum drinking age for orcs, elves, halflings, changelings, foxkin, catkin, lamias, fairies, slimes, arachne, and dragons not of the spacetime variety?

I know that dwarves have no age limit as their blood is alcohol-based, and spacetime dragons are forbidden from drinking as it makes them vomit stuff strong enough to dissolve solid rock.

Hmmm.. i.. uh... ah! i think i know the answers for your troubling questions

*Shake shake shake and pour*

Here you go

The Silence of The Dragon. A dry, vibrant red cocktail featuring red dragon fruit, London dry gin, green Chartreuse, maraschino liqueur, and lime juice. Perfect for.... answering your philosophical questions... that's if you can drink it anyway

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Here’s my complaint: I find some people stating misinformation so confidently here, but I’m too lazy to correct them. Please make me a drink to stop me from sassing them.

Just be like me and bully them anyway.

Retards deserve no mercy. As a retard, I approve of this message.

 

[Bimbanana]

Here’s my complaint: I find some people stating misinformation so confidently here, but I’m too lazy to correct them. Please make me a drink to stop me from sassing them.

Ah, i think i know what's best for you miss customer

*shakes-shakes, stir-stir, pour*

Here you go,

This one's called "The Unneccessary Noise"
A mixture of Bourbon, Aperol, a dash of Rhubarb Bitters, a splash of Dolin Blanc Vermouth, and Absinthe rinse.
Created specifically for your kind of feeling. This drink is sophisticated but incredibly strong, designed to make you stop thinking and start sipping.

 

[Bimbanana]

Just be like me and bully them anyway.

Retards deserve no mercy. As a retard, I approve of this message.

Then let me give you this to help you prove your points

This one called the "Retard's Delight"
A mixture of Gin, elderflower liqueur, fresh lemon juice, club soda, and orange twist.

 

[JayMark]

*A bull walks into a bar.

 

[Lorelliad]

Is this an American bar? I'm of legal drinking age in like 80% of other countries.

 

[Bimbanana]

*A bull walks into a bar.

Good thing this isnt a china shop. So how can i help you sir bull?