The Last to Comment Wins

[Shiriru_B]

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by- Did you know? Duck penises are uniquely adapted, corkscrew-shaped organs that can grow up to 20–40 cm in length, often matching the bird's body size, particularly in species with high forced-copulation rates like Muscovy ducks. They are characterized by an explosive, left-turning eversion and a clockwise spiral vagina in females, representing an evolutionary "arms race".

 

[Playerkartik]

I'm winning currently by- Did you know? Duck penises are uniquely adapted, corkscrew-shaped organs that can grow up to 20–40 cm in length, often matching the bird's body size, particularly in species with high forced-copulation rates like Muscovy ducks. They are characterized by an explosive, left-turning eversion and a clockwise spiral vagina in females, representing an evolutionary "arms race".

Unnecessary knowledge...

 

[JayMark]

I'm winning currently by having a nonsensical dream about finding eggs to eat

That's how I ended up with a baby! Tempokai, that might not have been dream. Have you had any sudden strong urges to praise @AnonUnlimited

 

[Shiriru_B]

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[JayMark]

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*shakes your shoulders

Shiriru_B, have you eaten any eggs or gumi worms you found laying about the forum!

 

[Tempokai]

That's how I ended up with a baby! Tempokai, that might not have been dream. Have you had any sudden strong urges to praise @AnonUnlimited

 

[Shiriru_B]

*shakes your shoulders

Shiriru_B, have you eaten any eggs or gumi worms you found laying about the forum!

Eggs? Worms? Nope none, I don't eat food left around the place it's to unhygienic, although I might know someone who did.

 

[JayMark]

Eggs? Worms? Nope none, I don't eat food left around the place it's to unhygienic, although I might know someone who did.

If something happened to your cute brain I would be beside's myself.

 

[Shiriru_B]

If something happened to your cute brain I would be beside's myself.

Quick look Jay, someone ate the worms and they probably need your help, help them.
Just go into the room and I'll get help ok.

 

[Tempokai]

If something happened to your cute brain I would be beside's myself.

This is how resident evil 4 plot had started.

P.S. I'm winning currently by knowing that all the TL reporting I've done past week had helped enough to make the mass TL purge of feb 20th easier

 

[Navillus]

Nyah!

 

[Playerkartik]

Grrrrr!!

Nyah!

RRRAAWRRR!!

 

[Alfir]

Feasibly, how can you win this game? Any strategies? What's the meta currently? LOL

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Feasibly, how can you win this game? Any strategies? What's the meta currently? LOL

Alfy!

 

[Playerkartik]

If you reply after this then you will be re-incarnated as Jef* Eps**in.

 

[Playerkartik]

This isn't tik tok you can say the name of lil jeff

The Duck will now experience the life of JEFFERY

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by procrastinating instead of working for a hour

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Corn.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Corn.

Non