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JayMark

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I'm winning currently by having deep cough
The worst sickness I ever had in my life was catching pnemonia after two weeks of testing part welds for holes by diping them in minerals spirits and then using an air gun to dry them in an unventilated room. When I tried to use a fan, the boss told me to stop. Good times.
 

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The worst sickness I ever had in my life was catching pnemonia after two weeks of testing part welds for holes by diping them in minerals spirits and then using an air gun to dry them in an unventilated room. When I tried to use a fan, the boss told me to stop. Good times.
The worst sickness I ever had was roughly 10 years ago when I got chickenpox from a neighborhood cat, and broke my tailbone roughly at the same time because I sat down with a force into a car, sprained my ankle hard enough to limp for few days, and had headaches from immune system overworking. They were the most uncomfortable weeks ever, and I got sick in June, before the summer holidays lmao.
 

JayMark

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The worst sickness I ever had was roughly 10 years ago when I got chickenpox from a neighborhood cat, and broke my tailbone roughly at the same time because I sat down with a force into a car, sprained my ankle hard enough to limp for few days, and had headaches from immune system overworking. They were the most uncomfortable weeks ever, and I got sick in June, before the summer holidays lmao.
:blob_hmm_two:??:blob_hmm_two: You did that all at once? Why are you such an overacheiver?
You can get pox from cats? :blob_hmm_two: Cat's don't spread disease. Everyone knows this. :blob_hmm_two:

When I got chicken-pox, I thought I just had a lot of mosquito bites. To be fair, I was seven.
 

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Can you show us a picture?
He's a bit shy, and will kill you if you look at it. But here you go
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@JayMark My apologies...
The term "cow" is often used colloquially to refer to any bovine, regardless of sex, especially in non-agricultural contexts, but this is not technically accurate as "cow" strictly refers to an adult female. Other terms like "beef" (archaic for an animal of either sex) or "cattle beast" (used in legal contexts) exist but are not standard in everyday language.
... I forgot that "beef" is even more gender neutral.
 

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You can get pox from cats? :blob_hmm_two: Cat's don't spread disease. Everyone knows this. :blob_hmm_two:
It was from a kid who was infected with it and that kid played with that cat a lot. The fur or whatever basically caught it and in my hubris I probably after petting it put those things on my face, infecting me when I was a young adult. Because of that incident, other illnesses look like a joke, even that incident where I fell from the 3rd floor two years ago looked easier than this one in my memory. At least I could lay down without having that discomfort coming from my ass. It was THE discomfort hell thankfully I'll never experience again.
 

JayMark

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Broken tailbone is pretty rough, that and broken ribs.
 

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I'm winning currently by eating onions in salad dressing as is without anything else because they do something to the viruses inside the throat
 
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