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JayMark said:
My Boxer Girlfriend Didn't Shave And Got Pregnant

By: Discount Butler Kun
Directed By: Jay Mark
Inspired By: @Regal_Russian_Tsar
Also Inspired By: A Cringe AI Picture
Requested By: @Emperor_Quack


Note: This story will remain strictly exclusive to SHF 'The Last To Comment Wins'
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Synopsis: Two fat boxers love each other very much. One day, Carl's girlfriend, Anna stops shaving and gets pregnant. Anna is training for the all Mongolia boxing women's boxing championship so this is a huge set back. But her boyfriend Carl is determined to love his boxer
girlfriend, fat, beard, baby and all.


In a bustling corner of the city, where the smell of fried dough and the distant echo of car horns blended into a peculiar harmony, there was a man named Carl. Carl was not your typical city-dweller. Standing tall with fat rolls rolling of a robust frame, he had a gentle face, framed by a thick, unruly beard. His eyes, a soft brown, twinkled with an innocence that defied his towering presence. Every morning, Carl would stretch his limbs and yawn, the sound rumbling through the tiny apartment he shared with his girlfriend, Anna.

Anna was a boxer, known in their neighborhood as the "Thunder from Ulaanbaatar." Her punches were swift, her jabs precise, and her love for Carl was fiercer than any opponent she'd faced in the ring. Anna was fat, but her muscles, tight and strong, told the story of countless hours spent training. Her skin glowed with the sweat of her dedication, and her long black hair hair was perpetually spiked from her boxing headgear.

One morning, Carl found Anna crying in their small, cluttered kitchen. Her usually fiery spirit was doused, replaced by a look of despair. Through sobs, she revealed the pregnancy test she'd been hiding in her gym bag. The little blue plus sign stared back at them, a stark contrast to the chaotic mess of their lives. Anna was in the final stretch of training for the All Mongolia Women's Boxing Championship, a title she'd been chasing for years. The baby was a surprise, a joyful one, but it was also a heavy burden on her dreams.

Carl's heart sank, but he wrapped her in his burly arms and whispered reassurances into her ear. He'd always loved her, beard and all, and now with a baby on the way, he was ready to love her even more fiercely. He knew the road ahead would be tough, filled with early mornings and late nights, but he was prepared to support her through every step of it. Anna felt the warmth of Carl's love, and her sobs subsided into sniffles. She placed a gentle hand on her growing belly, feeling a new determination stir within her.

The couple sat in silence for a while, the only sound in the room the occasional clank of a spoon against the sink from their neighbor's apartment. Finally, Carl spoke up, his voice firm and steady, "We'll figure this out, Anna. You can still be the best boxer in Mongolia, and I'll be right beside you."

Anna looked up, her eyes red but determined. She managed a small smile, and Carl took her hand in his. His thumb stroked the back of her hand gently, feeling the calloused skin from her training. It was a gesture she'd come to cherish, a silent promise of his unwavering support.

One evening, as Anna sat on the couch with her feet propped up, her beard had grown out slightly more than usual. Carl, noticing her discomfort, knelt before her with a twinkle in his eye. He took her hand and placed it on her rounded belly, feeling the baby kick in response. "We're in this together," he murmured, and then leaned in to kiss her cheek, his beard tickling her beard.

On a whim, Carl took a piece of string and began to weave it through the strands of their beards. Anna's laughter filled the room as they playfully tied themselves together, the string serving as a reminder of their unbreakable bond. It was a peculiar sight, two fat boxers with beards tied in a knot, but it brought a sense of unity and joy that surpassed the chaos of their impending future.

Days turned into weeks, and the championship grew closer. Anna's belly grew with it, but so did her resolve. She continued to train, her movements slower and more deliberate, but no less powerful. Carl took on the role of coach, chef, and motivator, ensuring she had everything she needed to keep her body and spirit strong. He'd watch her shadow box in the mirror, her belly moving in time with her punches, and his heart swelled with pride.

The day of the championship arrived, and with it, a surprise. The final opponent was revealed to be Mud Masher, a formidable boxer known for her dirty tactics and unorthodox fighting style. The arena was packed with spectators, their eyes wide as they took in the sight of Anna, her beard a little fuller than usual and her belly round with life. Mud Masher, true to her name, was covered in a layer of grime that seemed almost a part of her. The smell of earth and sweat filled the air as the two women took their places in the ring.

Mud Masher stepped closer to Anna, her eyes narrowed with malicious intent. She grabbed her own belly, which was significantly less rounded but equally as powerful, and flexed her muscles, the folds of fat shifting in a display of intimidation. The crowd murmured, some in excitement, others in doubt of Anna's ability to fight in her condition. But Carl, sitting in the corner, had faith in his girlfriend. He knew she was made of stronger stuff than any of these naysayers could ever understand.

The bell rang, and without wasting a moment, Anna launched herself at Mud Masher with a fiery passion that seemed to defy her physical state. She threw a jab, a hook, and then, with all the strength she could muster, she aimed a punch directly at her opponent's midsection. The crowd gasped as the fist made contact, expecting to see Mud Masher double over in pain. But to their astonishment, Anna's fist remained lodged in the thick layer of fat and grime that cushioned Mud Masher's stomach. The impact was so great that a splatter of mud shot out from the point of contact, leaving a clear handprint on the air.

Mud Masher, not one to be outdone, took advantage of the momentary shock and tried to pull Anna into her ample embrace. She wanted to smother her in her own folds, using her weight to wear down the pregnant boxer. Anna felt the vice-like grip, the grime and sweat mixing on their skin, and for a second, she feared she might not break free. But then she remembered Carl's words, the promise of their connected beards, and the baby growing inside her. Love was a powerful force, and she wasn't going down without a fight.

With a roar that seemed to come from the very core of her being, Anna pushed back, her muscles straining against Mud Masher's iron grip. The crowd watched in awe as the two fighters, both emblems of unexpected strength, held their ground. The tension grew, the air thick with the scent of effort and determination. And then, with a sudden burst of speed, Anna broke away, her beard fluttering like a battle flag in the wind. The crowd erupted into cheers, and Carl jumped to his feet, his heart racing.
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It would appear that being brand new to this thread is a blessing, I've yet to see any pregnant bearded boxers. And based on a bunch of what I saw before, I believe saying that I'm winning is traditional, despite the fact that any minute now, this will not be true.
 
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I'm winning currently by doing nothing for today besides playing rimworld
 
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