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Precept Thirty-Three: 'Show the Enemy No Respect'. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they don't deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
 

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It's Fast and Furious 43. Vin Diesel's animated corpse is driving the 2077 Dodge Demon Charger Bahemet with outer roll cages. An elderly Dwyane Johnson reps with a classic 2021 F1 V12 stolen from the Louvre. They blow up Cambodia to stop Aztec-inspired aliens from turning all cars into electric scooters. As the credits roll and half of Southeast Asia sinks into the bottom of the ocean, the bald men whisper "family" before The Rock does a raw around-the-world with Vin's deteriorating penis and has gay sex on top of the world's last 1971 Chevy pick-up. The ending credit states Vin Diesel dies of tetanus, but you know he's coming back for Fast and Furious 44 somehow, because of his familial relations.
 

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Precept Thirty-Four: 'Don't Eat Immediately Before Sleeping'. This can cause restlessness and indigestion. It's just common sense.
 

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Precept Thirty-Five: 'Up is Up, Down is Down'. If you fall over in the darkness, it can be easy to lose your bearing and forget which way is up. Keep this Precept in mind!
 

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Precept Thirty-Six: 'Eggshells are brittle'. Once again, this Precept explains itself.
 

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Precept Thirty-Seven: 'Borrow, But Do Not Lend'. If you lend and are repayed, you gain nothing. If you borrow but do not repay, you gain everything.
 

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Precept Thirty-Eight: 'Beware the Mysterious Force'. A mysterious force bears down on us from above, pushing us downwards. If you spend too long in the air, the force will crush you against the ground and destroy you. Beware!
 

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Precept Thirty-Nine: 'Eat Quickly and Drink Slowly'. Your body is a delicate thing and you must fuel it with great deliberation. Food must go in as fast as possible, but fluids at a slower rate.
 

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Precept Forty: 'Obey No Law But Your Own'. Laws written by others may inconvenience you or be a burden. Let your own desires be the only law.
 
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