The Last to Comment Wins

[ZynGrand]

cookies are pretty okay.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Twenty-Four: 'Strike the Foe's Weak Point'. Once you have identified your foe's weak point as per the previous Precept, strike it. This will instantly destroy them.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Precept Twenty-Five: 'Operation Step on Legos'. If all else fails, surround your grave with Lego bricks to ensure your foes can't desecrate your grave.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Twenty-Five: 'Operation Step on Legos'. If all else fails, surround your grave with Lego bricks to ensure your foes can't desecrate your grave.

Precept Twenty-Five: 'Protect Your Own Weak Point'. Be aware that your foe will try to identify your weak point, so you must protect it. The best protection? Never having a weak point in the first place.

 

[Motsu]

Precept Twenty-Six: "Thou must know thine enemy!"

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Twenty-Six: 'Don't Trust Your Reflection'. When peering at certain shining surfaces, you may see a copy of your own face. The face will mimic your movements and seems similar to your own, but I don't think it can be trusted.

 

[Motsu]

Precept Twenty-Six: "Obviously repeating moves". People often trick themselves by deceiving their minds with deep thoughts. Whether someone will pull out a scissor again, a rock, paper, or a gun, it is simply a matter of understanding.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Twenty-Seven: 'Eat As Much As You Can'. When having a meal, eat as much as you possibly can. This gives you extra energy, and means you can eat less frequently.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Precept Twenty Eight: "Pay Alimony Checks"

The worst thing that can happen while in a battle to the death is having your Chi subscription cancelled because they've relegated that money to paying your ungrateful ex-wife's bills. Remember to earn enough to have that bitch paid.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Twenty-Eight: 'Don't Peer Into the Darkness'. If you peer into the darkness and can't see anything for too long, your mind will start to linger over old memories. Memories are to be avoided, as per Precept Four.

 

[BenJepheneT]

cock engine

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Twenty-Nine: 'Develop Your Sense of Direction'. It's easy to get lost when travelling through winding, twisting caverns. Having a good sense of direction is like having a magical map inside of your head. Very useful.

 

[Motsu]

Precept Thirty: "If you snooze, you lose". Sleeping is important, however, is it really? Depending on any situation, it might never be significant than what you think. If you write, don't sleep. If you want to fuck, don't sleep. If you want to have black eyes—don't sleep. That's right. Not sleeping will give you more time and a better edgy look.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Thirty: 'Never Accept a Promise'. Spurn the promises of others, as they are always broken. Promises of love or betrothal are to be avoided especially.

 

[Motsu]

Precept Thirty: "Mistakes are made". No one is perfect, and all will fail at what they do. Mistakes were made, yet starts of due. Oh woe you fiend, for you lack the careful thee.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Happy Pride Month people

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Thirty-One: 'Disease Lives Inside of Dirt'. You'll get sick if you spend too much time in filthy places. If you are staying in someone else's home, demand the highest level of cleanliness from your host.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I hear we are grinding to get to 20,000 posts now.

 

[BenJepheneT]

1984 vibes smh ?????

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Thirty-Two: 'Names Have Power'. Names have power, and so to name something is to grant it power. I myself named my nail 'Life Ender'. Do not steal the name I came up with! Invent your own!