SUPREME COURT OF SHF

[sleepandeatallday]

You were staring my profile before i closed the curtains too

again! This was not a crime!

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I, Slyrm, the anti-pyro worm, would like to submit a case against @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian for multiple accounts of forum arson rendering multiple forum members, WELL DONE. I wish to have him punished via genderbending into a water dragoness.

Court hereby receives Case No. 00-00-05 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian on multiple counts of arson against forum members, trying to cook them to WELL DONE perfection. Defendant is ordered to answer allegations against him within 24 hours or he'll be force fed with Medium Rare meat.

 

[Playerkartik]

again! This was not a crime!

Intense, unwanted, or menacing staring can be classified as stalking or harassment.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Defense counsel, please don't stare at closed curtains, or you'll be cited for contempt.

You're staring at closed bathroom curtains. That's creepy.

I was close to discovering a corruption case regarding the hospital owned by @Playerkartik , as a doctor of the said hospital, I believe one would be inherently curious about what was being schemed. I believe to silence me, they made a malicious attempt at my life!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Intense, unwanted, or menacing staring can be classified as stalking or harassment.

and shooting laser at people's eye when they are not being threatened is a malicious attempt of murder. Guess which is more serious of the two.

 

[Playerkartik]

I was close to discovering a corruption case regarding the hospital owned by @Playerkartik , as a doctor of the said hospital, I believe one would be inherently curious about what was being schemed. I believe to silence me, they made a malicious attempt at my life!

The duck was proposing something but nor did I support it nor did I oppose it
Just like a rich mindful business man

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Defendant @Corty has submitted a racism card not guilty plea on count of racoonism racism.

Defendant also stated his intent to file a counter-suit.

Accuser @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian state your case to start the proceeding.

I was following the ruling from the judge.

I will not tolerate such insolence in my court @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian Execute @Corty
@A-Random-Writer Seize all his property

However, I agree with this ruling because @Corty deserves it for being poor.

I also must object, because the defendant is already dead and is now committing fraud.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I was close to discovering a corruption case regarding the hospital owned by @Playerkartik , as a doctor of the said hospital, I believe one would be inherently curious about what was being schemed. I believe to silence me, they made a malicious attempt at my life!

Defense counsel is entering a corruption discovery plea to not be cited for contempt.

Your Horror Honor @Playerkartik your decision?

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Court hereby receives Case No. 00-00-05 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian on multiple counts of arson against forum members, trying to cook them to WELL DONE perfection. Defendant is ordered to answer allegations against him within 24 hours or he'll be force fed with Medium Rare meat.

I plead based. Improving people is no crime.

 

[Corty]

I was following the ruling from the judge.

However, I agree with this ruling because @Corty deserves it for being poor.

I also must object, because the defendant is already dead and is now committing fraud.

Another blatant racism. Possums play dead. I'm a raccoon. This is a kangaroo court!

 

[Playerkartik]

Defense counsel is entering a corruption discovery plea to not be cited for contempt.

Your Horror Honor @Playerkartik your decision?

It was the duck's Idea not mine

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Another blatant racism. Possums play dead. I'm a raccoon. This is a kangaroo court!

You cannot hop without your legs.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I plead based. Improving people is no crime.

Defendant @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian has entered a based plea.

Accuser @JayMark is hereby ordered to state his allegation for this court to proceed.

 

[Corty]

I want to plead insanity. Just look at my message numbers and likes. Would a sane person spend this much time here? Of course not.

 

[Playerkartik]

I want to plead insanity. Just look at my message numbers and likes. Would a sane person spend this much time here? Of course not.

People's thoughts don't matter only law matters

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I want to plead insanity. Just look at my message numbers and likes. Would a sane person spend this much time here? Of course not.

Defendant @Corty enters insanity plea.

It isn't effective. Everyone here is insane.

 

[Corty]

People's thoughts don't matter only law matters

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I shall fight you so I can sing...

"I fought the Law and the Law won..."

 

[Corty]

I shall fight you so I can sing...

"I fought the Law and the Law won..."

That means I am cleared of all charges because this was a trial by combat.

See ya suckers!

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

That means I am cleared of all charges because this was a trial by combat.

See ya suckers!

No. I'm merely a court clerk, not your accuser, so there's no trial by combat.