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Anonjohn20

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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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sleepandeatallday

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I'd like to address all members of the court and appeal for a recusal of the jury member @Anonjohn20 for their documented threats, prejudice and unprofessional behavior. Even after being warned and called out for their remarks on my client, they had shown no change. As such, it's within our legal rights to file an interlocutory appeal and ask the judge to step down from the jury.
 

JayMark

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I'd like to address all members of the court and appeal for a recusal of the jury member @Anonjohn20 for their documented threats, prejudice and unprofessional behavior. Even after being warned and called out for their remarks on my client, they had shown no change. As such, it's within our legal rights to file an interlocutory appeal and ask the judge to step down from the jury.
I think he might be angry, my phone is blowing up.
 

Hans.Trondheim

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@Corty
This isn't personal, but i will take immense pleasure in this as you are the first to fall under my machinations as a victim of Scribble Hub Forum justice system.

Your property is to be taken and redistributed to crazed drug addicts who will use such items to beat you to death. In the case that you are able to fight them off, I will then personally redistribute your limbs so that they too will be used to beat you using extreme police brutality and prejudice.

Thus your statments about the police will be corrected.
The court hereby receives Case No. 00-00-03 Dragon Lord Vs Trash Panda Battle People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Corty for alleged non-drug addiction. The defendant is hereby directed to answer allegations against him within 48 hours, or his trash pile of wet socks will be confiscated and burned.
 

JayMark

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*discusses it with @JayMark * Do you wish to continue along with this and sue them? I'd require your verbal consent to proceed further.
I'll drop my suit, but there is an acquaintance of mine who wishes to proceed. I'll cover his... erm her... erm their legal costs.

🦐 I, Big Prawnis, the anti-futa shrimp, would like to submit a case against @Anonjohn20 for promoting too much shellfish futa degeneracy on the forum. I wish to have him punished through demotion to: Non-pen holder, hands empty of members!
 

Hans.Trondheim

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I'll drop my suit, but there is an acquaintance of mine who wishes to proceed. I'll cover his... erm her... erm their legal costs.

🦐 I, Big Prawnis, the anti-futa shrimp, would like to submit a case against @Anonjohn20 for promoting too much shellfish futa degeneracy on the forum. I wish to have him punished through demotion to: Non-pen holder, hands empty of members!
This court receives Case No. 00-00-04 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Anonjohn20 for allegedly promoting too much futa degeneracy on the forum. Defendant is hereby ordered to answer the allegation against him within 24 hours. Failure to comply will result in their name demoted to Anonjohn19 for the rest of their life.

Futangina.
 

sleepandeatallday

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I'll drop my suit, but there is an acquaintance of mine who wishes to proceed. I'll cover his... erm her... erm their legal costs.

🦐 I, Big Prawnis, the anti-futa shrimp, would like to submit a case against @Anonjohn20 for promoting too much shellfish futa degeneracy on the forum. I wish to have him punished through demotion to: Non-pen holder, hands empty of members!
I refuse. I'm already busy with a client and I feel like taking in another client would befuddle my efficiency. That said, I refuse to involve myself in the matters of futa lovers and lolicons. They rank very high in my unhinged meter and I fear they will haunt me as ghosts and assassinate me! @Mellohwa predicted I'd get assassinated once I become a billionaire! I can't take any chances but I can refer you to other not so excellent as me but still good attorneys.
 

Corty

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@Corty
This isn't personal, but i will take immense pleasure in this as you are the first to fall under my machinations as a victim of Scribble Hub Forum justice system.

Your property is to be taken and redistributed to crazed drug addicts who will use such items to beat you to death. In the case that you are able to fight them off, I will then personally redistribute your limbs so that they too will be used to beat you using extreme police brutality and prejudice.

Thus your statments about the police will be corrected.
That is a dragon-on-raccoon hate crime. I counter sue you and the system.
The court hereby receives Case No. 00-00-03 Dragon Lord Vs Trash Panda Battle People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Corty for alleged non-drug addiction. The defendant is hereby directed to answer allegations against him within 48 hours, or his trash pile of wet socks will be confiscated and burned.
I am addicted to love. This is pure defamation. I sue you for it.
 

sleepandeatallday

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besides I was just blinded by @Playerkartik for exercising my freewill! is this the law and order we all preach about! I was just staring at closed curtains! There was no need to shoot lasers from behind! Am I not allowed to stare at closed curtains anymore!
 

Hans.Trondheim

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That is a dragon-on-raccoon hate crime. I counter sue you and the system.

I am addicted to love. This is pure defamation. I sue you for it.
Defendant @Corty has submitted a racism card not guilty plea on count of racoonism racism.

Defendant also stated his intent to file a counter-suit.

Accuser @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian state your case to start the proceeding.
 

Playerkartik

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besides I was just blinded by @Playerkartik for exercising my freewill! is this the law and order we all preach about! I was just staring at closed curtains! There was no need to shoot lasers from behind! Am I not allowed to stare at closed curtains anymore!
You were staring my profile before i closed the curtains too
 

Hans.Trondheim

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besides I was just blinded by @Playerkartik for exercising my freewill! is this the law and order we all preach about! I was just staring at closed curtains! There was no need to shoot lasers from behind! Am I not allowed to stare at closed curtains anymore!
Defense counsel, please don't stare at closed curtains, or you'll be cited for contempt.

You're staring at closed bathroom curtains. That's creepy.
 
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