SUPREME COURT OF SHF

[Playerkartik]

Jaymark had already dropped the case against Anonunlimited. We need new cases.

no @Tabula_Rasa dropped the case on @Iamnotabot

 

[JayMark]

alright! I'll take @JayMark case cause I'm bored and want to create chaos and scandals!

The defendant, @Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie wishes to counter sue the question mark, @AnonUnlimited for unsolicited brainworm implanting, unpaid labor, bodily harm, abuse, negligence, cowslaughter, steak consumption, and animal cruelty.

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

Can I be the scribble hub bible people swear by?

 

[sleepandeatallday]

now listen here people, you cannot sue my client @JayMark because my client is not a human but a cow. Human laws and court does not apply to cows and currently in existence there's no animal court or law on how cows or other animals should live. Thus, as human laws can no longer apply to cows, you cannot expect to sue my client for fraud.

That aside, we can charge you for animal cruelty and exploitation! How dare you abuse a naive innocent cow like my client and then leave them all alone!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

The defendant, @Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie wishes to counter sue the question mark, @AnonUnlimited for unsolicited brainworm implanting, unpaid labor, bodily harm, abuse, negligence, cowslaughter, steak consumption, and animal cruelty.

we will like to sue them for the above charges mentioned.

 

[Playerkartik]

Can I be the scribble hub bible people swear by?

@Tabula_Rasa has been transformed into a HOLY BOOK

 

[Corty]

Abusive language used in electronic form (social media, calls, messages) is punishable with up to three years in jail and fines.

 

[JayMark]

Jaymark had already dropped the case against Anonunlimited. We need new cases.

You're confused, I was the defendant, Anonunlimited sued Mogg-dell beef Ear Pie for paternity fraud.

 

[Playerkartik]

I will not tolerate such insolence in my court @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian Execute @Corty
@A-Random-Writer Seize all his property

 

[Anonjohn20]

no @Tabula_Rasa dropped the case on @Iamnotabot

See...

@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.

... and...

Defendant @JayMark enters a not guilty plea on grounds of cow pregnancy.


This SHF Court finds that the defendants @AnonUnlimited and @JayMark, of case no. 00-00-01 People of the ScribbleHub Forum vs. AnonUnlimited/Jaymark NOT GUILTY of the charges brought to them.

Moreover, this court order the accuser, Ms. @Juia_Darkcrest of lifetime calf support for the couple.

This court is adjourned.

This judge doesn't know what he's doing. We should have him impeached and executed.

 

[JayMark]

See...

... and...


This judge doesn't know what he's doing. We should have him impeached and executed.

The judge didn't have coffee due to the shortage and inflation.
Also I'm a futa right now, so you should agree with whatever I say.

 

[Anonjohn20]

now listen here people, you cannot sue my client @JayMark because my client is not a human but a cow. Human laws and court does not apply to cows and currently in existence there's no animal court or law on how cows or other animals should live. Thus, as human laws can no longer apply to cows, you cannot expect to sue my client for fraud.

That aside, we can charge you for animal cruelty and exploitation! How dare you abuse a naive innocent cow like my client and then leave them all alone!

Human rights also don't apply to cows, so we should have @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian turn him into beef.

You're confused, I was the defendant, Anonunlimited sued Mogg-dell beef Ear Pie for paternity fraud.

If you were a good parent, would your wives be letting other men milk them?

so you should agree with whatever I say.

I was agreeing with futas, and you dared to accuse me of being biased in favor of Anon. The nerve! If it weren't for the laws of this land, I'd have slain you myself. You are only a shapeshifter pretending to be the supreme race when it suits you.

 

[Playerkartik]

I ask @JayMark to clearly state the allegation and the person the case is being shot at again
(she's saying Juia but her attorney is filing against ANON

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Human rights also don't apply to cows, so we should have @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian turn him into beef.

I'd like to call on the jury to witness this remark! My client is being threatened in the court and I find it very unprofessional!

 

[JayMark]

I was agreeing with futas, and you dared to accuse me of being biased in favor of Anon. The nerve! If it weren't for the laws of this land, I'd have slain you myself. You are only a shapeshifter pretending to be the supreme race when it suits you.

The jury was biased because of Tromba! That's it, no pen holding priveleges for you.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I'd like to call on the jury to witness this remark! My client is being threatened in the court and I find it very unprofessional!

 

[JayMark]

I'd like to call on the jury to witness this remark! My client is being threatened in the court and I find it very unprofessional!

*whispers
Can we make a motion to remove Anonjohn20 from the jury for his behavior.
Also, can we launch a seperate suit to revoke his pen holding priveleges for a while?

 

[Anonjohn20]

The jury was biased because of Tromba! That's it, no pen holding priveleges for you.

I was planning on eating a salmon tomorrow, but now I'm going to take my family to a steakhouse. We'll be on an all-beef diet for a while.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

@Corty
This isn't personal, but i will take immense pleasure in this as you are the first to fall under my machinations as a victim of Scribble Hub Forum justice system.

Spoiler: Your Execution

Your property is to be taken and redistributed to crazed drug addicts who will use such items to beat you to death. In the case that you are able to fight them off, I will then personally redistribute your limbs so that they too will be used to beat you using extreme police brutality and prejudice.

Thus your statments about the police will be corrected.

 

[Playerkartik]

I'd like to call on the jury to witness this remark! My client is being threatened in the court and I find it very unprofessional!

OBJECTION SUSTAINED

If Jury @Anonjohn20 does not stop threatening the Ms/Mr. Jaymark then he will be demoted.