SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

(I was giving myself a pat on the back until I realize that Heroine has a very specific definition when she refers to "Seymour"... and I may have just violated it a few times. )

 

[Theirl]

*pat pat-*
*stops*
You're not Pixy.
*bonk!*

goddamit boi u need to create some eyes for yourself from time to time

 

[SRB]

goddamit boi u need to create some eyes for yourself from time to time

Growing eyes are boring.

 

[Theirl]

Growing eyes are boring.

so how do u see then? u are have like huge ears and u keep screaming to use it as a sonar?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

goddamit boi u need to create some eyes for yourself from time to time

Growing eyes are boring.

*gouges Theirl's eyes out*
Do you want to try using these eyes, boi?

 

[Theirl]

Do you want to try using these eyes, boi?

i dont think that the act of growing eyes is what he finds boring!

*rolls on the ground in pain

 

[SRB]

so how do u see then? u are have like huge ears and u keep screaming to use it as a sonar?

I use my Eldritch Sense™ to see things!

*gouges Theirl's eyes out*
Do you want to try using these eyes, boi?

Thank you, but ... Please put them back, Theirl needs them too. I have some eyes I can use.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*barges in through the door*
Yooooo! *hic* My lovely family! *hic* Wha-*hic* What are y'all up to? *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*
*sees Theirl rolling in pain on the floor*
We bullyin Theirl? *hic*

 

[SRB]

*barges in through the door*
Yooooo! *hic* My lovely family! *hic* Wha-*hic* What are y'all up to? *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*
*sees Theirl rolling in pain on the floor*
We bullyin Theirl? *hic*

We... Are you drunk? How? You're a daikon, you don't have a stomach right now.

 

[Theirl]

Thank you, but ... Please put them back, Theirl needs them too. I have some eyes I can use.

We bullyin Theirl? *hic*

who said that!? *stumble into a desk fall to the ground again*

 

[SRB]

who said that!? *stumble into a desk fall to the ground again*

*puts some eyes back into their sockets*
*they're purple now*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

We... Are you drunk? How? You're a daikon, you don't have a stomach right now.

I got *hic* a couple of *hic* drinks when I was still a hooooman ehehe *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~* Dink with me, mama! *hic*

who said that!? *stumble into a desk fall to the ground again*

(´。＿。｀) *hic* u okay there buddy? *hic* Lemmie herlp you *hic*

Abracadabra
Hocus-Pocus
You now have the strongest buttcheeks in the universe!
(∩^o^)⊃━☆
[]~(￣▽￣)~*​

 

[Theirl]

*puts some eyes back into their sockets*
*they're purple now*

i can see! ty boi

 

[SRB]

I got *hic* a couple of *hic* drinks when I was still a hooooman ehehe *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~* Dink with me, mama! *hic*

*pours vodka into two large glasses*
*places down some black bread, pork and vareniki*
Let's Drink!

 

[SRB]

i can see! ty boi

No problem!

 

[Theirl]

(´。＿。｀) *hic* u okay there buddy? *hic* Lemmie herlp you *hic*

thank u...but why everyone focused on my buttcheck lately

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*pours vodka into two large glasses*
*places down some black bread, pork and vareniki*
Let's Drink!

ooooOOooH! Fancyyyy~ Mama knows how to drink! Zdrowie!
*chugs her portion of vodka*
*swiftly grabs some pork with bread and shoves in her mouth*
AHHHHH!!!! []~(￣▽￣)~* good stuff!

thank u...but why everyone focused on my buttcheck lately

That's why *hic* I'm giving you the stongest butcheeks in the universe! *hic* If Midnight or someone else comes after your booty you can destroy them in a split second! []~(￣▽￣)~* *hic*

 

[SRB]

ooooOOooH! Fancyyyy~ Mama knows how to drink! Zdrowie!
*chugs her portion of vodka*
*swiftly grabs some pork with bread and shoves in her mouth*
AHHHHH!!!! []~(￣▽￣)~* good stuff!

Za zdorowie!
*forms a mouth and drinks his portion of vodka*
*the vodka continues to flow from the cup for at least thirty seconds*
*looks like there's an endless amount of it inside the glass*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Za zdorowie!
*forms a mouth and drinks his portion of vodka*
*the vodka continues to flow from the cup for at least thirty seconds*
*looks like there's an endless amount of it inside the glass*

WOOOOOO! Endless amount hell yeah! *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

... I'm going to prepare some hangover foods now