SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

stop trying to get into my pants foxy...

I'm not trying to though and most importantly it's through your pants with an actual weapon No BL from how i see it

 

[Theirl]

I'm not trying to though and most importantly it's through your pants with an actual weapon No BL from how i see it

never said anything about BL its your rotten mind that went there

perv!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

There's no need to call Lord Matcha, he's too busy to be concerned with me.

You can't say that.

*gets dizzy* *head slams into the wall*

[]~(￣▽￣'')~*
...
*transforms all walls to be covered with pillows*
*floors too*
*spawns baby protections on all of the corners just in case too*
*on second thought, just removes all corners*

He gently lays her down on the soft floor that her sister created.
Then he places a pillow under her head.

He tenderly strokes her head and hair.

He whispers in a reassuring and calm tone:
"Don't worry. Everything will be fine, I am here with you."

 

[MidnightFox]

I probably should give a buff to @Fox-Trot-9 so that he will hit dead center on all asses he tries to stap excluding my own

 

[SsemouyOnan]

See?! Whæt did Ane *hic* san told you? Mat-*hic* Mochi-kun *hic*? Youe are neglecting youer Ssemoyr... Sseram...*hic* Ser... Sseo...ROOTLING. I mean, my Rootling but your Soe.. Same... Ss... ehh... words be hard tonight *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

Anyways!

Words aqre hard, yeah... that's why they're unnecessary... hehe... I made a song reference

Of coursae I recognize you! How could I not recognize youe?! *hic*

Of course... of course you do... it's all my fault... my fault again *hic*

*spawns Zombie Daikons*
*a whole army of them*
Take Mama to bed and tuck him in *hic*
Eat everyone who stands in your way *hic*
*turns back to Ssemouy*
Ssee? Done! Nothing to worry about! []~(￣▽￣)~*

Noooo, the zombiesh might eat mama *sniffle* now I can't help but even be more worried!

[]~(￣▽￣'')~*
...
*transforms all walls to be covered with pillows*
*floors too*
*spawns baby protections on all of the corners just in case too*

T..thank you goddesh-

*on second thought, just removes all corners*

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Dang it! At least drink something good!
*spawns a barrel of the finest daikon wine*
Bottoms up!
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

That's nice... *sniffs* Oh, it's daikon... I can't drink this without a proper ritual *shakily tries to stand up* *slumps down* Ack! *cough*

dont cry... why not we try some mischief to cheer u up, any idea?

Theirl? Is that you? Ha, I don't care... I can't even fight heroes right now

 

[MidnightFox]

never said anything about BL its your rotten mind that went there
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perv!

You're the one moaning like a dog in heat from getting your ass stabbed by a shota fox boy named Fox-Trot-9 and you call me a pervert

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You can't say that.



He gently lays her down on the soft floor that her sister created.
Then he places a pillow under her head.

He tenderly strokes her head and hair.

He whispers in a reassuring and calm tone:
"Don't worry. Everything will be fine, I am here with you."

...I-is that you, Lord Matcha?

Hehe, I'm not actually thaaaaaat sad. You fell into my trap!
*hug tackles*
*faints*

 

[Theirl]

You're the one moaning like a dog in heat from getting your ass stabbed by a shota fox boy named Fox-Trot-9 and you call me a pervert

wow the rot is spreading u are having delusions now, but thats ok sit here drink some tequila everything will be ok tomorrow

 

[Seymour]

All good now Could use more wine though, you should get Ssemouy drunk more often!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

All good now Could use more wine though, you should get Ssemouy drunk more often!

Forget it! If I knew she was sad-drinker I would've changed all of her drinks to apple juice

 

[SRB]

NAAAAEEEEHHHH []~(￣▽￣)~* No way~
Ssemoyr... Sseram...*hic* Ser... Sseo...ROOTLING, is that truæ?? []~(￣▽￣)~*

*gets up and heads to the corner Ssemouy is sobbing*
*on the way there trips over 1 coffee table, 2 chairs, 5 sculptures, 10 potted plants, 69 boxes of chocolate, 420 daikons and a black hole*

[]~(￣▽￣)~* I'm fine *hic*
@SsemouyOnan Look, I can see you now *points at glasses* Goddess gets a really bad eyesight when drunk *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

Oh, look! Mama fell asleep and now all his limbs are twitching in the rhythm of the Soviet Anthem!
[]~(￣▽￣)~*
...
...
That actually looks a bit scary (￣▽￣)"

Мхехмххххххххххррр
*snores loudly*

Goddess daikon? You can recognize me? *sniff* It doesn't matter, it was wrong of me to lose fate in you for even a second.*sniff* *hic*I can't even be a proper Rootling. Now that I got myself durnk, no one will tuck m-Boi into bed...

M-Boi? You almost called me mamaaaaaaa~

There's no need to call Lord Matcha, he's too busy to be concerned with me.
*gets dizzy* *head slams into the wall*

I'm out of tears, my eyes are so dry, ah. Need to replenish... with more wine...

Drink water. Waer is funni. Walter is gud.

 

[MidnightFox]

wow the rot is spreading u are having delusions now, but thats ok sit here drink some tequila everything will be ok tomorrow
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What ever you say but this is how you truly are isn't it

 

[Theirl]

What ever you say but this is how you truly are isn't it

hey u are the one saying not me
*sip tequila
*while looking at the horizon

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

...I-is that you, Lord Matcha?

Hehe, I'm not actually thaaaaaat sad. You fell into my trap!
*hug tackles*

W-what?
He finds himself in Ssemouy's arms, but she suddenly faints.

All good now Could use more wine though, you should get Ssemouy drunk more often!

He is very close to Seymour, her pink eyes are right in front of him.
They are very very very close.
The woman is still clinging to him, but she hasn't realized it yet.

Good morning, my beloved. What do you plan to do? We've never been this close, not even that time you grabbed me by the neck.

 

[quagma]

W-what?
He finds himself in Ssemouy's arms, but she suddenly faints.

He is very close to Seymour, her pink eyes are right in front of him.
They are very very very close.
The woman is still clinging to him, but she hasn't realized it yet.

Good morning, my beloved. What do you plan to do? We've never been this close, not even that time you grabbed me by the neck.

the cheering of a distant crowd emanates from the quantum realm

[woo! let's go~! that's our rizzler!]

canned laughter rattles out from the ether

[and now, we break to commercial.]

smash cut to an advertisement for a candy bar-based cereal.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

the cheering of a distant crowd emanates from the quantum realm

[woo! let's go~! that's our rizzler!]

canned laughter rattles out from the ether

[and now, we break to commercial.]

smash cut to an advertisement for a candy bar-based cereal.

 

[Seymour]

W-what?
He finds himself in Ssemouy's arms, but she suddenly faints.

He is very close to Seymour, her pink eyes are right in front of him.
They are very very very close.
The woman is still clinging to him, but she hasn't realized it yet.

Good morning, my beloved. What do you plan to do? We've never been this close, not even that time you grabbed me by the neck.

You were rather disappointed that daikon made you skip "the fun part". Well, would you like to have that now?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Seymour wtf we're supposed to be keeping the ratings down not up

 

[Deleted member 146224]

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

You were rather disappointed that daikon made you skip "the fun part". Well, would you like to have that now?

Certainly, my dear. I desire nothing else.
He moves even closer. They can almost touch.

Seymour wtf we're supposed to be keeping the ratings down not up

I lost track of the woman I'm interacting with at the moment.