SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

... I'm going to prepare some hangover foods now

Чегось? К-кто такой ханговер? *ик* Это твой новый д-друг? *ик!*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

... I'm going to prepare some hangover foods now

Who you callin hangover, ye brat?! *hic* This Daikon doesn't get hangovers! *hic* The hangovers get me! HAHAHAHA! *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Чегось? К-кто такой ханговер? *ик* Это твой новый д-друг? *ик!*

Who you callin hangover, ye brat?! *hic* This Daikon doesn't get hangovers! *hic* The hangovers get me! HAHAHAHA! *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~*

Someone should really be the voice of reason here...
*pops open a bottle*
But that surely won't be me, fufu! *chugs down alcohol*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Someone should really be the voice of reason here...
*pops open a bottle*
But that surely won't be me, fufu! *chugs down alcohol*

YEAH! Now we talkin!
*spawns a barrel of beer*
*chugs it whole in one go*
AHHH! That's the stuff []~(￣▽￣)~*
Anyways... Who are you? Can't see well in the dark. Step into the light so I can see you, New Friend! []~(￣▽￣)~*

 

[SRB]

Someone should really be the voice of reason here...
*pops open a bottle*
But that surely won't be me, fufu! *chugs down alcohol*

Yoooooooo! Пьяная Ссэемою!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

YEAH! Now we talkin!
*spawns a barrel of beer*
*chugs it whole in one go*
AHHH! That's the stuff []~(￣▽￣)~*
Anyways... Who are you? Can't see well in the dark. Step into the light so I can see you, New Friend! []~(￣▽￣)~*

Yoooooooo! Пьяная Ссэемою!

Bottoms up! *drinks straight from a barrel*
*wave of depression crashes down*
*shambles into a dusty corner*
Life is meaningless. I am but a speck of dust in comparison to the vast multitude of the multiverse.
*curls up into a ball*
I am but a shadow, an faceless entity, insignificant compared to my peers. Constrained to an existence that will never achieve enlightenment. A drifter with no destination in sight, ambling from villain to villain, a minion at their side. But even as I rot away, unable to truly find peace, I cannot leave this fate, because what was granted to me is all that I know. *hic* In the end, it is my destiny to fade into the background, only to reemerge once more, with nothing but a heavier burden on my back. Uwah, even goddess daikon has forgotten who I am.

*hic*What is meaning anyways, it's not like you can eat it, wah. Yeah, I don't need it, meanuinglessness is the only truth I answer to! *hic* But then, why do I go on? Potato? Potato wine! *yanks a bottle from a nearby cupboard*

Perhaps I will find meaning in the bottom of more bottles...

 

[SRB]

Bottoms up! *drinks straight from a barrel*
*wave of depression crashes down*
*shambles into a dusty corner*
Life is meaningless. I am but a speck of dust in comparison to the vast multitude of the multiverse.
*curls up into a ball*
I am but a shadow, an faceless entity, insignificant compared to my peers. Constrained to an existence that will never achieve enlightenment. A drifter with no destination in sight, ambling from villain to villain, a minion at their side. But even as I rot away, unable to truly find peace, I cannot leave this fate, because what was granted to me is all that I know. *hic* In the end, it is my destiny to fade into the background, only to reemerge once more, with nothing but a heavier burden on my back. Uwah, even goddess daikon has forgotten who I am.

*hic*What is meaning anyways, it's not like you can eat it, wah. Yeah, I don't need it, meanuinglessness is the only truth I answer to! *hic* But then, why do I go on? Potato? Potato wine! *yanks a bottle from a nearby cupboard*

Perhaps I will find meaning in the bottom of more bottles...

*hugs*
She didn't forget who you are, she just couldn't see that well in the dark.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*hugs*
She didn't forget who you are, she just couldn't see that well in the dark.

But boi... I can only ever be in the dark *hic* *starts crying even more*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Bottoms up! *drinks straight from a barrel*
*wave of depression crashes down*
*shambles into a dusty corner*
Life is meaningless. I am but a speck of dust in comparison to the vast multitude of the multiverse.
*curls up into a ball*
I am but a shadow, an faceless entity, insignificant compared to my peers. Constrained to an existence that will never achieve enlightenment. A drifter with no destination in sight, ambling from villain to villain, a minion at their side. But even as I rot away, unable to truly find peace, I cannot leave this fate, because what was granted to me is all that I know. *hic* In the end, it is my destiny to fade into the background, only to reemerge once more, with nothing but a heavier burden on my back. Uwah, even goddess daikon has forgotten who I am.

*hic*What is meaning anyways, it's not like you can eat it, wah. Yeah, I don't need it, meanuinglessness is the only truth I answer to! *hic* But then, why do I go on? Potato? Potato wine! *yanks a bottle from a nearby cupboard*

Perhaps I will find meaning in the bottom of more bottles...

*puts on glasses*
eh? Ssemouy? Whatcha doing there *hic* crying in the corner? Come here! Drink with us! []~(￣▽￣)~*
*keeps watching Ssemouy depression episode*
Hmm... So you're the one to get Sad-Wasted, I see (´。＿。｀) *hic*
Ye leave me no choice! *hic* I'm callin yo hubsband! *hic*
...
Where's my phone? *hic* (￣▽￣)"

 

[Theirl]

Where's my phone? *hic* (￣▽￣)"

here use mine its going to be instersting * sip tequila

 

[Deleted member 146224]

here use mine its going to be instersting * sip tequila

Oh thank you, Theirl!
*starts dialing the number*
69696969 call! []~(￣▽￣)~*
*a weird jingle starts playing*
*someone picks up the phone*
*you can hear nothing but heavy breathing*
*cancels immediately*
eheheh~ OOPS! []~(￣▽￣)~* I forgot to add +1
*dials again*
Mmm... It's voice mail. Imma leave a messaege anyways! *hic*
@MatchaChocolate69 YOOO! Matcha-kuen! My handsome little bro! Ssemouy is a Depression-drinker and she's going through mental breakdown. C'mere and save her *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~* *hic*
*ends call*
Issa okay! I save the day again! []~(￣▽￣)~* *hic*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@MatchaChocolate69 YOOO! Matcha-kuen! My handsome little bro! Ssemouy is a Depression-drinker and she's going through mental breakdown. C'mere and save her *hic* []~(￣▽￣)~* *hic*

He listens to the voicemail.
A voice, between sobs, utters disconnected phrases.

He stops writing the response to Ssemouy's wall of text. Everywhere he turns, there's an open file, including the next chapter. Even Watcha is eager to respond.

"Shikata ga nai..."

He rereads the latest posts, seeing that the family is having a wild time.
He notices that Ssemouy has overindulged in alcohol, but now she is technically of legal drinking age, so unless she lives in the United States, she can drink as much as she wants.

It seems like a serious existential crisis, yet it appears to be more about her sister not considering her rootling than about him.
He remains silent, observing.

He pours himself some chocolate rum and sips it.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

It seems like a serious existential crisis, yet it appears to be more about her sister not considering her rootling than about him.
He remains silent, observing.

NAAAAEEEEHHHH []~(￣▽￣)~* No way~
Ssemoyr... Sseram...*hic* Ser... Sseo...ROOTLING, is that truæ?? []~(￣▽￣)~*

*gets up and heads to the corner Ssemouy is sobbing*
*on the way there trips over 1 coffee table, 2 chairs, 5 sculptures, 10 potted plants, 69 boxes of chocolate, 420 daikons and a black hole*

[]~(￣▽￣)~* I'm fine *hic*
@SsemouyOnan Look, I can see you now *points at glasses* Goddess gets a really bad eyesight when drunk *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

Oh, look! Mama fell asleep and now all his limbs are twitching in the rhythm of the Soviet Anthem!
[]~(￣▽￣)~*
...
...
That actually looks a bit scary (￣▽￣)"

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*puts on glasses*
eh? Ssemouy? Whatcha doing there *hic* crying in the corner? Come here! Drink with us! []~(￣▽￣)~*
*keeps watching Ssemouy depression episode*
Hmm... So you're the one to get Sad-Wasted, I see (´。＿。｀) *hic*
Ye leave me no choice! *hic* I'm callin yo hubsband! *hic*
...
Where's my phone? *hic* (￣▽￣)"

NAAAAEEEEHHHH []~(￣▽￣)~* No way~
Ssemoyr... Sseram...*hic* Ser... Sseo...ROOTLING, is that truæ?? []~(￣▽￣)~*

*gets up and heads to the corner Ssemouy is sobbing*
*on the way there trips over 1 coffee table, 2 chairs, 5 sculptures, 10 potted plants, 69 boxes of chocolate, 420 daikons and a black hole*

[]~(￣▽￣)~* I'm fine *hic*
@SsemouyOnan Look, I can see you now *points at glasses* Goddess gets a really bad eyesight when drunk *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

Oh, look! Mama fell asleep and now all his limbs are twitching in the rhythm of the Soviet Anthem!
[]~(￣▽￣)~*
...
...
That actually looks a bit scary (￣▽￣)"

Goddess daikon? You can recognize me? *sniff* It doesn't matter, it was wrong of me to lose fate in you for even a second.*sniff* *hic*I can't even be a proper Rootling. Now that I got myself durnk, no one will tuck m-Boi into bed...
There's no need to call Lord Matcha, he's too busy to be concerned with me.
*gets dizzy* *head slams into the wall*

I'm out of tears, my eyes are so dry, ah. Need to replenish... with more wine...

He listens to the voicemail.
A voice, between sobs, utters disconnected phrases.

He stops writing the response to Ssemouy's wall of text. Everywhere he turns, there's an open file, including the next chapter. Even Watcha is eager to respond.

"Shikata ga nai..."

He rereads the latest posts, seeing that the family is having a wild time.
He notices that Ssemouy has overindulged in alcohol, but now she is technically of legal drinking age, so unless she lives in the United States, she can drink as much as she wants.

It seems like a serious existential crisis, yet it appears to be more about her sister not considering her rootling than about him.
He remains silent, observing.

He pours himself some chocolate rum and sips it.

*recalls posts I was planning on sending on Seymour's side*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

There's no need to call Lord Matcha, he's too busy to be concerned with me.

See?! Whæt did Ane *hic* san told you? Mat-*hic* Mochi-kun *hic*? Youe are neglecting youer Ssemoyr... Sseram...*hic* Ser... Sseo...ROOTLING. I mean, my Rootling but your Soe.. Same... Ss... ehh... words be hard tonight *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

Anyways!

Goddess daikon? You can recognize me? *sniff* It doesn't matter, it was wrong of me to lose fate in you for even a second.*sniff* *hic*I can't even be a proper Rootling.

Of coursae I recognize you! How could I not recognize youe?! *hic*

Now that I got myself durnk, no one will tuck m-Boi into bed...

*spawns Zombie Daikons*
*a whole army of them*
Take Mama to bed and tuck him in *hic*
Eat everyone who stands in your way *hic*
*turns back to Ssemouy*
Ssee? Done! Nothing to worry about! []~(￣▽￣)~*

*gets dizzy* *head slams into the wall*

[]~(￣▽￣'')~*
...
*transforms all walls to be covered with pillows*
*floors too*
*spawns baby protections on all of the corners just in case too*
*on second thought, just removes all corners*

I'm out of tears, my eyes are so dry, ah. Need to replenish... with more wine...

Dang it! At least drink something good!
*spawns a barrel of the finest daikon wine*
Bottoms up!
[]~(￣▽￣)~*

 

[Theirl]

I'm out of tears, my eyes are so dry, ah. Need to replenish... with more wine...

dont cry... why not we try some mischief to cheer u up, any idea?

 

[MidnightFox]

*barges in through the door*
Yooooo! *hic* My lovely family! *hic* Wha-*hic* What are y'all up to? *hic*
[]~(￣▽￣)~*
*sees Theirl rolling in pain on the floor*
We bullyin Theirl? *hic*

Yes ? yes we are

 

[MidnightFox]

That's why *hic* I'm giving you the stongest butcheeks in the universe! *hic* If Midnight or someone else comes after your booty you can destroy them in a split second! []~(￣▽￣)~* *hic*

I'm not sure how giving him stronger but cheeks makes any difference when the target is the hole in the middle of both cheeks?

 

[Theirl]

I'm not sure how giving him stronger but cheeks makes any difference when the target is the hole in the middle of both cheeks?

stop trying to get into my pants foxy...