SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Du Was!?!

You're still family, so don't worry ?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Matcha isn't.

Don't question the logistics, Ssemouy, DO NOT question the logistics

 

[SRB]

Don't question the logistics, Ssemouy, DO NOT question the logistics

I don't see the problem with logistics.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

[So how does chocolate come from a ball of hands and fingers?]

 

[Azure_Fog]

That's right! Everybody will worship the Daikon now

WORSHIP MEEEEEEEE

Okay, Your Daikoness~

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

That's right! Everybody will worship the Daikon now

WORSHIP MEEEEEEEE

No here's a picture of one of my Gods instead

 

[SRB]

[So how does chocolate come from a ball of hands and fingers?]

His mother was a Succubus Demon, I didn't birth a chocolate ball

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

His mother was a Succubus Demon, I didn't birth a chocolate ball

*notes the potential plot twist*

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

[So how does chocolate come from a ball of hands and fingers?]

From the dirt beneath the nails

 

[SsemouyOnan]

His mother was a Succubus Demon, I didn't birth a chocolate ball

That only raises more questions

 

[SRB]

That only raises more questions

So ask them? I can answer.

 

[MidnightFox]

*notes the potential plot twist*

You didn't respond to this ?

If the school is a virtual reality and everything except the students and staff are NPC's, then they're nothing more than puppets at the palm of my hand essentially

Edit: you may have realised it yourself, but universal hacker is more powerful against individuals with Game logic based powers (GoodPerson) And Virtual Realities like Shizuki's SNVW for example, so writing a story in a virtual reality instead of the real world is essentially giving me a trump card

And as a side note i would like to extend my gratitude Towards you and Rhaps for providing me with inspiration on how to Write Reina's character

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So ask them? I can answer.

You hooked up with a succubus demon? How did you two even concieve? Where is the mother now? Why wasn't she at our wedding? Does she know of it? Is she attending this school? Must I go in quest to search for her? Will that quest involve me seeking vengeance and resenting her for not being present in Matcha's life? Will I have to slay her in an honorable duel? Where does the chocolate part even come from? Does this make Matcha half succubus? What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

 

[MidnightFox]

You hooked up with a succubus demon? How did you two even concieve? Where is the mother now? Why wasn't she at our wedding? Does she know of it? Is she attending this school? Must I go in quest to search for her? Will that quest involve me seeking vengeance and resenting her for not being present in Matcha's life? Will I have to slay her in an honorable duel? Where does the chocolate part even come from? Does this make Matcha half succubus? What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

Don't question it

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nyet. That's weird.

Worship me

...this feels like the start of a Touhou game,

Touhou SH ~ Daikon Bumper Harvest

Who's going to be the incident solver then?

Never played any Touhou game and honestly I know nothing about the lore but I always wanted to learn

It's so kind and loving of you to convert the noble and patriotic songs of your motherland for your Goddess, my splendid Ane-san. I don't think Danny realizes how much this shows devotion considering the risk of being labeled a traitor. I hope big brother understands.

Tbh I was not expecting Ssemouy to deliver on that one, considering she never finished the other 3 quests that I gave her, but that makes me even more touched *wipes away single tear falling from her eye because of the allergies*

I'm already doing it, Ane-san! You're the fourth person in my heart! ?

Matcha-kun! *hugs because speechless from being overwhelmed by emotions*

It's okay, big bro allows it though I didn't specify if the goddess in question was a potato or daikon one


Yes huhuhuhu, another soul forever bound to goddess daikon! *maniacal laughter*

It pleases me greatly to see you spread the daikon faith so eagerly my Rootling This Goddess will grant you a wish as a reward

When you realize Danny is likely my mom or auntie since SRB is me grandma.

I'm too young to be auntie!!!!

Danny's domain is technically not just Raphanus sativus, but all root vegetables, so I haven't betrayed anyone

All domains are my domains, because I'm amazing and delicious

Okay, Your Daikoness~

ehehehehhehe~ I was expecting you to say that I don't need anyone but you, but being called "Daikoness" is also nice good morafternoon

 

[SRB]

You hooked up with a succubus demon?

Yes I did.

How did you two even concieve?

You don't need to know, little one...

Where is the mother now?

She's busy with paperwork at her job. Haven't seen her for a long time.

Why wasn't she at our wedding?

She was... Probably.

Does she know of it?

Maybe?

Is she attending this school?

I think not...

Must I go in quest to search for her?

Er... No? I don't think you need to.

Will that quest involve me seeking vengeance and resenting her for not being present in Matcha's life?

Maybe.

Will I have to slay her in an honorable duel?

Please don't.

Where does the chocolate part even come from?

I'd rather not say, the answer is kinky.

Does this make Matcha half succubus?

Half incubus. That's his demonic part.

What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

Spoiler: The Answer

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[Azure_Fog]

ehehehehhehe~ I was expecting you to say that I don't need anyone but you, but being called "Daikoness" is also nice good morafternoon

Good aftermornoon, Your Daikoness~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Also how’s HSR~?

 

[SRB]

Worship me

Okay.

I'm too young to be auntie!!!!

I'm already an uncle to two brats.
You're never too young to have more family members.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Good aftermornoon, Your Daikoness~

ehehehehe~ melty melty
How's your day going, Your Stabbyness?

Also how’s HSR~?

I'm addicted I'm trying to grind to lvl 40 tho, cuz I'm like 1 level off, and I would really like to unlock that eq 3. Eq 2 feels a bit awkward and I'm currently in a spot in Penacony that I can take a bit of detour. Also I'm loving the story so far

Spoiler: Spoiler Spoiler for others

I love Firefly but thanks to someone being a dick I know that I'm in for a lot of pain. Unless there's a slight chance that it was a different character (hopium).

I'm trying to push Simulated Universe as far as I can too, because of that week. It would make the grind a bit easier, but I don't think I can reach world 9 within this time frame ಠ﹏ಠ

Okay.

better

I'm already an uncle to two brats.
You're never too young to have more family members.

I wanna be cool Onee-san