SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

That's right! Everybody will worship the Daikon now

WORSHIP MEEEEEEEE

...this feels like the start of a Touhou game,

Touhou SH ~ Daikon Bumper Harvest

Who's going to be the incident solver then?

 

[SRB]

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It's a parody of Potato Pride (Danny asked for a Daikon version, so I naturally delivered )

It's so kind and loving of you to convert the noble and patriotic songs of your motherland for your Goddess, my splendid Ane-san. I don't think Danny realizes how much this shows devotion considering the risk of being labeled a traitor. I hope big brother understands.

...are Buddhist chants supposed to be this upbeat?

Anyways, this will make perfect boss battle music for goddess daikon!

mazing! I know it's supposed to be buddhist chants, but it sounds vaguely Queen to me Amazing Matcha-kun you are a natural musician ?

It definitely wasn't the outcome I had requested, but the AI positively surprised me in a good way.

That's right! Everybody will worship the Daikon now

WORSHIP MEEEEEEEE

I'm already doing it, Ane-san! You're the fourth person in my heart! ?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*Infuses your cookie with daikon*

*Chowmps daikon cookie anywei*

 

[SRB]

I'm already doing it, Ane-san! You're the fourth person in my heart! ?

It's hard to realize that I don't take the first, second or even the third place in the hearts of my children and grandchildren.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It's hard to realize that I don't take the first, second or even the third place in the hearts of my children and grandchildren.

It's the fault of Ssemouy who alone occupies three. You would be third otherwise!

 

[SRB]

It's the fault of Ssemouy who alone occupies three. You would be third otherwise!

That's completely understandable and makes sense, but it still hurts a little. At least your relationship with your siblings is good.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

It's so kind and loving of you to convert the noble and patriotic songs of your motherland for your Goddess, my splendid Ane-san. I don't think Danny realizes how much this shows devotion considering the risk of being labeled a traitor. I hope big brother understands.

It's okay, big bro allows it though I didn't specify if the goddess in question was a potato or daikon one

*Chowmps daikon cookie anywei*

Yes huhuhuhu, another soul forever bound to goddess daikon! *maniacal laughter*

 

[SRB]

*sips bourbon*

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Yes huhuhuhu, another soul forever bound to goddess daikon! *maniacal laughter*

When you realize Danny is likely my mom or auntie since SRB is me grandma.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@DannyTheDaikon *quietly leaves a CD on desk*


???
*insert traditional instruments*
Daikon faith- many on many Leaves sprout upon our spirit
Oh ho ho~ daikon faith!
????
In our family a fair maiden, on the day of daikon worship
Laid out a feast on the banquet table, inviting all to join.
Rich daikon Tteokguk and spiral veggie noodles
Spiced daikon radish and onion flatbread,

Daikon faith~ oh so many
Lost count at 30³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰³⁰
Oh ho ho~ daikon faith!

Daikon faith~ oh so many
Daikon salad - with egg, Babushka clucks his tongues,
While the children go to and fro "pickled daikon" is the best they say!

The daikon who got eaten a lot and ripened to a goddess
Says while emptying a bottle of Nerima Daikon:
Our world- is oh so good
And my Rootling has a bountiful daikon harvest

Oh ho ho~ daikon faith????? *instrumental intensifies*

In the past students lived tastelessly,
In this Scribbly academy which
Has today in the embrace of the Eldritch family become paradise,
Engage in much daikon cultivation and live eternal life!
Children, give up your soul to the All Mother~

Sing of the root vegetables
Did the suave man from the otherworldly family as he dances a dance
Oh ho ho~ daikon faith
*insert accompanying choir*
Daikon faith- many on many Leaves sprout upon our spirit
Oh ho ho~ daikon faith!

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Lord solanum tuberosum is disappointed in you.

 

[SRB]

When you realize Danny is likely my mom or auntie since SRB is me grandma.

She isn't, I stole you from da Germany when you were smol.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

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Lord solanum tuberosum is disappointed in you.

Danny's domain is technically not just Raphanus sativus, but all root vegetables, so I haven't betrayed anyone

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

She isn't, I stole you from da Germany when you were smol.

Du Was!?!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

She isn't, I stole you from da Germany when you were smol.

...you really hit her with the "you're adopted"

 

[SRB]

Du Was!?!

Yep. Beer?

...you really hit her with the "you're adopted"

You are too.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You are too.

Am i adopted too?

 

[SRB]

Am i adopted too?

Well.
I don't know

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You are too.

I would be more surprised if one of us WASN'T adopted

 

[SRB]

I would be more surprised if one of us WASN'T adopted

Matcha isn't.