SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Should I go after all 3 then...

No. This Goddess won't allow it Seymour is the only one you can torment pursue. Other 2 are off the limits, because 1 is my only Rootling and only I can bully her (and Matcha obviously) and the other is too useful nice to condemn her to such fate

 

[LuoirM]

Make sense maam

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Make sense maam

Seymour is also the one that will expose you to the most pain. Both physical and mental

 

[LuoirM]

She's been ignoring me tho...

Seymour is also the one that will expose you to the most pain. Both physical and mental

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Ane-san, I fear my standards might be sky-high.
I'm accustomed to merely snapping my fingers and seeing Ssemouy serve and revere me with excellent tea.
Often, I don't even have to ask; she anticipates my desires.

Moreover, I've tasted tea prepared by a high-class maid like Miss Reina and was utterly enchanted.

And though I shouldn't know this, let's pretend for a moment that I do, but nothing compares to the tea prepared by Heroine.
She can make even boiled water taste divine.

Do you think expecting a simple tea served in a reasonable time frame is asking too much?
Are my standards truly that high? I believe so.

I don't think Shizuki is worthy of serving this illustrious family, despite her claims of past experiences.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ane-san, I fear my standards might be sky-high.
I'm accustomed to merely snapping my fingers and seeing Ssemouy serve and revere me with excellent tea.
Often, I don't even have to ask; she anticipates my desires.

Moreover, I've tasted tea prepared by a high-class maid like Miss Reina and was utterly enchanted.

And though I shouldn't know this, let's pretend for a moment that I do, but nothing compares to the tea prepared by Heroine.
She can make even boiled water taste divine.

Do you think expecting a simple tea served in a reasonable time frame is asking too much?
Are my standards truly that high? I believe so.

I don't think Shizuki is worthy of serving this illustrious family, despite her claims of past experiences.

I think so too, Matcha-kun We are a respectable family, after all, and we can only be satisfied with excellence at the lowest. Shizuki failed at even delivering the tea and who knows about the taste. I am thoroughly disappointed and I must agree with your opinion, brother

 

[Deleted member 146224]

She's been ignoring me tho...

I mentioned psychological pain, no? How else will she make you suffer if the only way to make you hurt is by ignoring you?

 

[LuoirM]

I mentioned psychological pain, no? How else will she make you suffer if the only way to make you hurt is by ignoring you?

Maybe I'm not as kinky as I thought I am the slightest bit of attention now would be like a hand dragging me above the water (albeit I will start drowning again)

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Right, and I've served Rayo(100) generations in 3↑↑↑↑↑3 timelines and Reina has been a maid since Happily Ever After! Your qualifications are sorely lacking for the Eldritch Family, young lady!

Because I never want to serve the Eldritch family

I'm sorry, I don't understand this language.

*still waiting for his tea*

...
*serving the tea*

Ane-san, I fear my standards might be sky-high.
I'm accustomed to merely snapping my fingers and seeing Ssemouy serve and revere me with excellent tea.
Often, I don't even have to ask; she anticipates my desires.

Moreover, I've tasted tea prepared by a high-class maid like Miss Reina and was utterly enchanted.

And though I shouldn't know this, let's pretend for a moment that I do, but nothing compares to the tea prepared by Heroine.
She can make even boiled water taste divine.

Do you think expecting a simple tea served in a reasonable time frame is asking too much?
Are my standards truly that high? I believe so.

I don't think Shizuki is worthy of serving this illustrious family, despite her claims of past experiences.

And I never want to be.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Maybe I'm not as kinky as I thought I am the slightest bit of attention now would be like a hand dragging me above the water (albeit I will start drowning again)

Congratulations ? ? ? ? You are not as degenerate as we thought!

Seymour Can you please at least sneeze in his general direction?

 

[LuoirM]

Congratulations ? ? ? ? You are not as degenerate as we thought!

Seymour Can you please at least sneeze in his general direction?

Please do, the DNA would be nice for cloning

 

[LuoirM]

Or just mental pleasure idk both fine

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Because I never want to serve the Eldritch family

...
*serving the tea*

And I never want to be.

Humph! Such honor to serve our renowned Eldritch Family and yet you deny it like a pamphlet on the street Foolish Shizuki, opportunity like this won't happen again

 

[LuoirM]

This is actually a great plot point of a tsundere maid serving a family for the next billion years, and for all of those billions she kept muttering "screw this family, I'll leave next thing tomorrow morning" but didn't even given free will

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Maybe I'm not as kinky as I thought I am the slightest bit of attention now would be like a hand dragging me above the water (albeit I will start drowning again)

Alas, poor soul, you've set your sights on the most daunting of conquests.
Picture a woman of such beauty and intellect that not one personality suffices to encapsulate her essence; she requires at least three.
Envision a being endowed with myriad talents and skills. How do you propose to win her over or catch her gaze?

This quest demands more than the entirety of one's being to stand a chance.
You'd need to offer up your very soul as a starting bid, and even then, it might merely whet her appetite.
It's akin to seeking the favor of a goddess. Do you truly believe a deity would cast her gaze upon a mere mortal?
Only the most devoted of disciples, after endless trials and tribulations, might dare to hope for the slightest nod of acknowledgment.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Because I never want to serve the Eldritch family

...
*serving the tea*

And I never want to be.

Hmm, if you really do not wish to serve the eldritch family. Then so be it. It would do no good for our image to keep such a dissatisfied servant around


In that case, I will drop you off at Miss Midnight's doorstep (along with your contract)

 

[LuoirM]

Alas, poor soul, you've set your sights on the most daunting of conquests.
Picture a woman of such beauty and intellect that not one personality suffices to encapsulate her essence; she requires at least three.
Envision a being endowed with myriad talents and skills. How do you propose to win her over or catch her gaze?

This quest demands more than the entirety of one's being to stand a chance.
You'd need to offer up your very soul as a starting bid, and even then, it might merely whet her appetite.
It's akin to seeking the favor of a goddess. Do you truly believe a deity would cast her gaze upon a mere mortal?
Only the most devoted of disciples, after endless trials and tribulations, might dare to hope for the slightest nod of acknowledgment.

Sir mình don't inglés comprede. Tf all that strange words.
*strokes and passes out*

*Walks in, pour sprite to wakes up biological parent, refuse to elaborate, waves to everyone, skip away*

*Wakes up with reading ability*

Taking into consideration those words, it is to be determine that in my mortal life time I could not dare to wish and breath in the same air as her... Is to kidnap her.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

This is actually a great plot point of a tsundere maid serving a family for the next billion years, and for all of those billions she kept muttering "screw this family, I'll leave next thing tomorrow morning" but didn't even given free will

A good idea for a more relaxed chapter

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Do you truly believe a deity would cast her gaze upon a mere mortal?

*me casting my gaze™ on Ssemouy because she forgot my afternoon coffee again >_>*
Maybe...

 

[LuoirM]

A good idea for a more relaxed chapter

"Fuck this place..."
She said as she changes Danny's and Azure's bedsheet.
"Screw these people."
She said as she help Boi do his fabulous nails.
"Damn those things..."
She said as she brushes the 3 foxes' tail and put a nice bow on all.
"I hate it here..."
She said as she helps Matcha wraps chocolate for Ssemouy
"I will leave I swear to god."
She said as she wiped the windows.

She then looked to the front gates, fully open and welcoming to leave at will.
"I'll do it tomorrow."