SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Are you sure? I mean, I don't mind being sacrificed to goddess daikon, but I taste like chalk. And not like in general, it's the equivalent of a human eating check for all types of tastebuds..

Nyeh. This Daikon can alter reality now, so I could easily change your taste to anything I like, but then I would have no Rootling to bully and Matcha could be angy, so I'll let you of the hook this time

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*Ignore her/him?*

You are lying.

Oh yeah?
*Shows picture*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Chwomp*
*Whispers in ear* fufufu~ you're not getting away that easy~

*bonks*
You're being negatively influenced by your sister Midnight!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I generated myself using AI art. Along with a lil chibi

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Oh yeah?
*Shows picture*

That's Shiroko.

Well it's almost dinner time I will take my leave.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*bonks*
You're being negatively influenced by your sister Midnight!

Am not!

 

[LuoirM]

I generated myself using AI art. Along with a lil chibi
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them thighs

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

them thighs

*Bonk*

 

[LuoirM]

*Bonk*

*trying not moan*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Whispers in your ear*

*Chwomp*
*Whispers in ear* fufufu~ you're not getting away that easy~

Am not!

*Ignore her*

Hmm
*attaches chain to your ankle*
*starts dragging you off*

 

[LuoirM]

Hmm
*attaches chain to your ankle*
*starts dragging you off*

She was never this kinky when were together

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Hmm
*attaches chain to your ankle*
*starts dragging you off*

*Start doing martial arts to get away*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*Start doing martial arts to get away*

When is my tea coming?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Start doing martial arts to get away*

*Eldritch Manor protection activates, no fighting in the hallways :<*
*drags you to the break room*
You can't do nothing in the middle of the hallway, if you want to slack off, do it here! This is the servant's room, so no one will bother you here except me Time is also stopped inside, so you can procrastinate all you want(kind of).

*brings out book 'How to be a maid 101'*
Now, I will read this to you, listen well! I will quiz you on this later

 

[ShizukiIchino]

*Eldritch Manor protection activates, no fighting in the hallways :<*
*drags you to the break room*
You can't do nothing in the middle of the hallway, if you want to slack off, do it here! This is the servant's room, so no one will bother you here except me Time is also stopped inside, so you can procrastinate all you want(kind of).

*brings out book 'How to be a maid 101'*
Now, I will read this to you, listen well! I will quiz you on this later

No need to read, I already do a maid job for 4 king generations on each universe I had comes by.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

When is my tea coming?

T-3-2

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

T-3-2

I'm sorry, I don't understand this language.

*still waiting for his tea*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No need to read, I already do a maid job for 4 king generations on each universe I had comes by.

Right, and I've served Rayo(100) generations in 3↑↑↑↑↑3 timelines and Reina has been a maid since Happily Ever After! Your qualifications are sorely lacking for the Eldritch Family, young lady!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

... Someone ate The Cheese. The Eldritch Family Secret Recpie Made Cheese. Well, if they're not family, they're gonna die anyway, so ok.

Wasn't me

She was never this kinky when were together

She was always like this. You just decided to go after her NEET weeb alter ego...

 

[LuoirM]

She was always like this. You just decided to go after her NEET weeb alter ego...

Should I go after all 3 then...