You could go Gangsta Rap and change the name to Danny Da Daikon.I wonder if changing my name to DannyTheDaikat would make it fit one lineThat flying "n" is giving my OCD an OCD
The fact that you responded to me after a long time makes me assume that my chances are not zero. Thank you, that's very flattering to me. Also don't you know the news? Now I too have my own set of tentacles.
*bonk*The fact that you responded to me from a distance makes me assume that my chances are not zero. Thank you, that's very flattering to me. Also don't you know the news? Now I too have my own set of tentacles.
One of the alternatives I was considering was DannyTheD. but I quickly realized that it could be strongly misunderstood
Please tell me more about your tentacle.The fact that you responded to me after a long time makes me assume that my chances are not zero. Thank you, that's very flattering to me. Also don't you know the news? Now I too have my own set of tentacles.
Even better, if you ever have your possibilities scrambled up you have a wife to put them back in place for youThe fact that you responded to me after a long time makes me assume that my chances are not zero. Thank you, that's very flattering to me. Also don't you know the news? Now I too have my own set of tentacles.
*snatches popcorn from Danny**snatches another*
I have 2 now ?
In the previous episodes... and for future reference...
Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...
Lord Matcha... What do you intend do with those tentacles?
N-nothing...
and to hug you tightly
Niceeee... thank you, mama.
Okay
W-wait those are rather large, I'm not sure if I can handle them
That's exactly my concern! I don't want my spine to be crushed by massive tentacles
Hmm, is it no good to eat them raw?
How can I answer this question, without sounding like @LuoirM ?
I could never, these tentacles are not to hurtbut to give pleasure
I don't want to
I see so you must water them and wash them thoroughly in the sink... *nods* That makes sense, food ought to be clean, after all
*takes out knife*
So, do they pop out on their own or must the operation be performed manually?
Very good... Nice... Keep up the good work... You are doing well...
NO CUTTING!
Absolutely no to the knife! The knife is not necessary in this processing! NO TO THE KNIFE!
You must use only your hands, and you must not tear them... The movement must be like that of how to say.... a caress.
Ah, of course Lord Matcha, how could I forgot that it is better to cook tentacles whole before chopping them up after the process! Thank you for reminding me. Though it is strange that I am to prepare them while they are still on your person, I suppose it is not in my place to question you.
They are quite squirmy though, luckily, I have these vat of chemicals that'll kill the nerve endings within them! It has no effect on the taste, so it will make the job much easier
In this preparation chopping and cutting are ABOLISHED! The tentacle must be tasted in its entirety.
Stop!
That would be an unforgivable mistake! Don't you know that nerves are extremely important?
They allow the tentacle to increase its volume, so you'll have more to eat.
Luckily, I stopped you before it was too late. You can thank me later...
If you really want to use a chemical substance, take this. It's a lubricating oil that will make the process easier...
T-this is what I meant, well d-done Seymour.
If you follow my... instructions properly, you will be... rewarded....
T-there's no need to b-boil the water...
Can't you feel the tentacle getting... hot?
Ah, it is indeed getting warm, Lord Matcha. Does the tentacle cook itself under it's own body heat? That is a very interesting mechanism. Thankfully, I've worn gloves.
Hmm, is it just me, or is the tentacle getting slimier? I need to wash this off...
*starts rubbing more vigorously*
... T-the gloves are fine... b-but if you were to take them off, you would speed up the process,
The touch of your hands' skin further stimulates the nerves, increasing the volume and heat!
Don't worry...
T-trust me!
This is the art of energy-saving bioethical cooking, and I am modestly a master at it....
*breathing heavily*
*sweating*
Y-yes...
... Would y-you... prefer that...
Da fuq are you two doing?
Brilliant foresight, Lord Matcha! Though I am not sure if my hands have the usual texture of human skin. They are quite cold. Though it would never hurt to try. Do tell me if anything is going wrong,.
*takes off gloves and continues*
At once, Lord Matcha!
N-no...
...
*continues to rub with a rhythmic motion*
LORD MATCHA, WHY IS THE TENTACLE PULSATING?! Is this a part of the process? It's kind of scary, uwah!
You forgot the part where I sliced you to bits~In the previous episodes... and for future reference...
*grabs popcorn*
*sits and waits to be fed by Her Stabbyness*
*tail swishing happily*
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