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Theirl

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  1. If you had to face an eldritch entity capable of manipulating reality, what would be your strategy?
  2. How would you handle a situation where an ally gets corrupted by the Eldritch Family?
  3. What is your approach to investigating and dismantling secret operations of the Drug Cartel within the school?
  4. In a battle against an apparently invincible opponent, do you prefer an offensive or defensive strategy? Justify your choice.
  5. What are your techniques for maintaining calm and focus in situations of extreme chaos and danger?
  6. Describe an ability or power that you think would be crucial in facing eldritch horrors. How did you acquire it?
  7. What would you do if you became aware of a betrayal within your group of allies?
  8. What is your view on personal sacrifice for the greater good? How far are you willing to go?
  9. How do you plan to confront the corrupted influence of the Eldritch Family without being overwhelmed by it?
  10. Do you have an escape plan or a last resort in case the mission fails? Describe it.
1º Feign death
2ºTake him to drink some vodka and talk about the go'ol times
3º not much just need to keep doing jornalist stuff
4º neither... just wait for the storm to pass, but if i have no choice i would use my MAD
5º after i died more than a million times i can keep focus and calm all the time
6º REDACTED
7º i would probably forgive him and ask why
8º there is no sacrifice on a place without death
9ºmy mental fortitude is throgh the roof... if u want i can train u to become resistent to corruption too[
10º REDACTED
 

Theirl

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*stabs Theirl*
WOW did u start by me how cute

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RepresentingSilence

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Oh... I thought you were complaining in the reviews...
That's because of the blood from all the stabbings

do you have any idea how much blood I've had to clean up just since this semester started?

And blood doesn't smell good it carries diseases and it's just plain gross
 

AYM

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That's because of the blood from all the stabbings

do you have any idea how much blood I've had to clean up just since this semester started?

And blood doesn't smell good it carries diseases and it's just plain gross
Donate it to a blood farm
 

Nolff

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That's because of the blood from all the stabbings

do you have any idea how much blood I've had to clean up just since this semester started?

And blood doesn't smell good it carries diseases and it's just plain gross
Oh... Okay.
 

Nolff

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Donate it to a blood farm
Is there any of it in the school though? I don't think there i-

*Envy's blood farm.*

Ah yes... How can I forget.
 

Azure_Fog

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That's because of the blood from all the stabbings

do you have any idea how much blood I've had to clean up just since this semester started?

And blood doesn't smell good it carries diseases and it's just plain gross
Sorry~ (not, ehe~)
At least I help clean up after~
 

quagma

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I think @quagma would be Schrodinger's cat in this case, while the nth chair is/are the undefined values in the infinite sequence that is beyond the chairs that have already been filled.
As a side tangent, as a query directed towards Quagma, presumably the sequence is only composed of natural numbers, no? Given that Quagma has only been referenced in whole number terms, and has not existed as any of the other real numbers not within the category of whole or natural. Nor has the number of Quagmas been expressed as any of the complex numbers.
as our chair does not exist in realspace, we've arbitrarily assigned ourselves the πth chair. each digit of pi serves as a single chair for a single Self. as our bodies are endless, so too is our socially required need for chairs. we do not physically require them, as our position in the macroverse is wherever we demand of it. be that in the air, within solid rock, or even in your own minds.
I was wondering...
Do you have anyone or anything else like you?
Or...
Are you all alone?
All by yourself amidst the quantum... Nothing and no one to be with you... no family, friends, and/or pets...
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we are very lonely here. we only have ourselves as company. a true hivemind of many bodies, one mind. so long as one exists, the whole remains. we are the dice with which gods play games of chance with. we are one, we are many. but we are alone. we extend portions of our Will into the macroverse, content to merely observe all of reality at once. we poke and prod here and there, all for entertainment in the service of keeping the show going. we are chaos, we are order. but we are alone.

you are not tentacley enough for our tastes. and too big. too mammalian. too mundane. we are incapable of digesting chocolate, as we are strictly carnivorous. a single kiss with our beak would leave you invenomated and incapacitated, your personal probabilities rearranged so as to leave your existence nearly unrecognizable, your form twisted and mangled as it shifts through countless possibilities at once.
 
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