SHF High-school Fanfic

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Oh, for f**k sake.

Thou shalt only unleash a torrent of colorful curses upon the sacred floof, for only through comedic expletives can its fluffy majesty be fully appreciated!!!

For example, What the floof!!!

***Tis' a joke, by the way~***

 

[Theirl]

Oh...

I'm having existential crisis now.

pls mantain your common sense
*gives u some popcorn*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

The rats in the basement.

ಠ_ಠ

Yes she would, for the sake of happiness.

My Eldritch Eternal Symbiote's happiness is my happiness ಠ_ಠ bruh

*hands water*
Here~

*hands knife*
Here~

Okay did I find the place I ignored you~?
or am I being a failure...

...no.... ?

I mean it was just one stab? We're like 800 pages past funny interaction from just one stab

kyaa~ much better~

Nope~ She would get more enjoyment from me murdering her~

Yes

Yes, she is. Bunch of crazy lunatics of mystical beings.

Imma murderize you ಠ_ಠ

 

[Nolff]

Have fun~

No.

*Proceed to do a 360 spin for a minute.*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Slips away 30 meters far from her, holding the Dead Ringer.*

Okay, stop with the stabbing. It's annoying as hell and I need to refill my feign meter every time you do that.

Oh~? You're dodging now~? Cool~
Let's play some more then~
*teleports behind*
*stabs before you can move*
Ehehe~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I prefer to stay sane. I haven't even entered the school.

Grace period Afterwards with pleasure

?

Partly right... Yup. And I would love to not have my 4:15 Am activity worsen.

But isn't life the most wondrous if everything is just horrible, there is nothing you know but the insignificance of your existence?

Oh, good. You still survive at least. Enduring the pain makes you tougher.

Indeed nowadays there it doesn't matter that I'm in pain except if it affects my body functions.

Give me an explanation to not stereotize then.

Azure is one heck of a tsundere that just plays a boisterous person, she is pretty chill.

 

[Nolff]

pls mantain your common sense
*gives u some popcorn*

Thanks for the morale boost, I needed sum.

*Nom nom nom.*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

...

......

..........
Danny is not dumb~

Danny is in power saving mode in SHHS, so I am kinda dumb

And Danny is the cutest~

Nyo~ you~ You're the cutest

Let me help~

Oke
I just realized that we never committed SHHS genocide together yet

Nope~ You do bite me sometimes though~

It's how Daikats show love and devotion nya~

 

[Nolff]

Oh~? You're dodging now~? Cool~
Let's play some more then~
*teleports behind*
*stabs before you can move*
Ehehe~

*Frozen.*
Oh, for god sake.

*Dies a fake one again.*

Glad I'm using the 2018 version of the Dead Ringer.

 

[SRB]

?

We can't kill people for 24 hours after they joined the school. Well, more like we shouldn't.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

We can't kill people for 24 hours after they joined the school. Well, more like we shouldn't.

Why?

 

[Nolff]

Don't do that to me on my first day of school, okay?

We can't kill people for 24 hours after they joined the school. Well, more like we shouldn't

 

[WatchaKhoko]

Coincidence.

I've just finished making a bio for my OC.

Here it is fellas.

Biodata: Alf

Name: Alf Gender: Male Race: Human Powers: None Utilities: S.A.M (Super Auxilliary Modules) Personality: Ambivert. Description: Alf is a 17-year-old boy closing into his 18’s. He’s a good debater with some skills to get him out of the situation he does not want. He’s an ambivert, proven by ho...

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@Corty

Okay, you are hired.

I am W.
Nice to meet you, my lord.

*bows*

I like you but there is a lot of work to be done.

Please answer this quick test:

1. If you had to face an eldritch entity capable of manipulating reality, what would be your strategy?
2. How would you handle a situation where an ally gets corrupted by the Eldritch Family?
3. What is your approach to investigating and dismantling secret operations of the Drug Cartel within the school?
4. In a battle against an apparently invincible opponent, do you prefer an offensive or defensive strategy? Justify your choice.
5. What are your techniques for maintaining calm and focus in situations of extreme chaos and danger?
6. Describe an ability or power that you think would be crucial in facing eldritch horrors. How did you acquire it?
7. What would you do if you became aware of a betrayal within your group of allies?
8. What is your view on personal sacrifice for the greater good? How far are you willing to go?
9. How do you plan to confront the corrupted influence of the Eldritch Family without being overwhelmed by it?
10. Do you have an escape plan or a last resort in case the mission fails? Describe it.

Our enemies are literally Mary Sues.
I need to know that I can count on you.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Nyo~ you~ You're the cutest

Danny is in power saving mode in SHHS, so I am kinda dumb

Danny. is. not. dumb.

Oke
I just realized that we never committed SHHS genocide together yet

...
Let's do it~
*stabs Theirl*

It's how Daikats show love and devotion nya~

True~

*Frozen.*
Oh, for god sake.

*Dies a fake one again.*

Glad I'm using the 2018 version of the Dead Ringer.

Oh~ Fun~ fun~
*teleports above*
*does plugging attack with dagger*

Okay, you are hired.

I am W.
Nice to meet you, my lord.

*bows*

I like you but there is a lot of work to be done.

Please answer this quick test:

1. If you had to face an eldritch entity capable of manipulating reality, what would be your strategy?
2. How would you handle a situation where an ally gets corrupted by the Eldritch Family?
3. What is your approach to investigating and dismantling secret operations of the Drug Cartel within the school?
4. In a battle against an apparently invincible opponent, do you prefer an offensive or defensive strategy? Justify your choice.
5. What are your techniques for maintaining calm and focus in situations of extreme chaos and danger?
6. Describe an ability or power that you think would be crucial in facing eldritch horrors. How did you acquire it?
7. What would you do if you became aware of a betrayal within your group of allies?
8. What is your view on personal sacrifice for the greater good? How far are you willing to go?
9. How do you plan to confront the corrupted influence of the Eldritch Family without being overwhelmed by it?
10. Do you have an escape plan or a last resort in case the mission fails? Describe it.

Our enemies are literally Mary Sues.
I need to know that I can count on you.

Get out of here worse Matcha.

 

[Nolff]

But isn't life the most wondrous if everything is just horrible, there is nothing you know but the insignificance of your existence?

You think so? Not for me.

Indeed nowadays there it doesn't matter that I'm in pain except if it affects my body functions.

Yes. We'll be glad as long as our body is fine.

Azure is one heck of a tsundere that just plays a boisterous person, she is pretty chill.

Now tell that to the proof I have consumed. That is all three of my fake bodies she has stabbed.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Then do one thing.


OBSERVE.

I refuse~
*stab*

*Slips away 30 meters far from her, holding the Dead Ringer.*

Okay, stop with the stabbing. It's annoying as hell and I need to refill my feign meter every time you do that.

*notes down*
So that's gonna be the 5th offence and 5th murder after grace period

?

He just spawned. Shitty rules. Let me spawn kill noobs.

 

[Nolff]

Oh~ Fun~ fun~
*teleports above*
*does plugging attack with dagger*

*Swap to the Cloak & Dagger and proceed to hide somewhere unknown for a long time.*

Get off, dummy.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*bonk*
No arresting family! Corruption is the way!

I was just doing my job

 

[Nolff]

I refuse~
*stab*

*notes down*
So that's gonna be the 5th offence and 5th murder after grace period

He just spawned. Shitty rules. Let me spawn kill noobs.

*Loud Dead Ringer noises.*

I ain't spawning, both of you have been killing my fake bodies.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Swap to the Cloak & Dagger and proceed to hide somewhere unknown for a long time.*

Get off, dummy.

You can't hide~
*teleports you to me*
*stabs through the heart*
Hehehe~