SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

*Loud Dead Ringer noises.*

I ain't spawning, both of you have been killing my fake bodies.

I'm playing with you~ Why would I need to really kill you~? If I wanted to get rid of you, you'd be dead where you stand.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

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[SRB]

Why?

We already tramuatised Shizuki, and she's just a catgirl. Don't want to repeat that on accident.
On purpose - sure!

Don't do that to me on my first day of school, okay?

??
That's going in your back the second the grace period is ended.

 

[Azure_Fog]

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Yes, yes, silly alt Matcha can't comprehend Matcha I forgot.
Well, not worth my time to deal with.
*leaves*

 

[SRB]

I was just doing my job

She didn't kill anyone, Tsumi's shell can't be broken.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Okay, you are hired.

I am W.
Nice to meet you, my lord.

*bows*

I like you but there is a lot of work to be done.

Please answer this quick test:

1. If you had to face an eldritch entity capable of manipulating reality, what would be your strategy?
2. How would you handle a situation where an ally gets corrupted by the Eldritch Family?
3. What is your approach to investigating and dismantling secret operations of the Drug Cartel within the school?
4. In a battle against an apparently invincible opponent, do you prefer an offensive or defensive strategy? Justify your choice.
5. What are your techniques for maintaining calm and focus in situations of extreme chaos and danger?
6. Describe an ability or power that you think would be crucial in facing eldritch horrors. How did you acquire it?
7. What would you do if you became aware of a betrayal within your group of allies?
8. What is your view on personal sacrifice for the greater good? How far are you willing to go?
9. How do you plan to confront the corrupted influence of the Eldritch Family without being overwhelmed by it?
10. Do you have an escape plan or a last resort in case the mission fails? Describe it.

Our enemies are literally Mary Sues.
I need to know that I can count on you.

Danny. is. not. dumb.

oke, I'm not dumb Her Stabbyness says I'm not so I'm not

...
Let's do it~
*stabs Theirl*

hmmm... Stabs.....hmmm..... The Janitor

 

[Azure_Fog]

oke, I'm not dumb Her Stabbyness says I'm not so I'm not

See~ Danny is big brain~
*kisses forehead*

hmmm... Stabs.....hmmm..... The Janitor

Eheheh~ Good choice~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Our enemies are literally Mary Sues.

[Remember my character lore]

You think so? Not for me.

Well I'm masochistic.

Yes. We'll be glad as long as our body is fine.

That's the thing my body isn't fine but that does not matter.

He just spawned. Shitty rules. Let me spawn kill noobs.

.....

We already tramuatised Shizuki, and she's just a catgirl. Don't want to repeat that on accident.
On purpose - sure!

It surely was an accident.

 

[SRB]

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Huh? I think I heard something...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I ain't spawning, both of you have been killing my fake bodies.

Can yall get more fucking original than those fake bodies/illusions? Reality breaking skills have no fuks to give about your 73264872623 hallucinated blow up dolls. It's a homing missile that will find your real ass no matter how far your mama's basement is.

 

[SRB]

It surely was an accident.

I think Azure forgot that she could actually tramuatise people. Danny spoiled her a bit too much.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

Huh? I think I heard something...

 

[Azure_Fog]

I think Azure forgot that she could actually tramuatise people. Danny spoiled her a bit too much.

Oops~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I think Azure forgot that she could actually tramuatise people. Danny spoiled her a bit too much.

Well it's certainly not my problem so it should blow up and become worse.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Nighty night btw.

 

[SRB]

Nighty night btw.

Good night.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Nighty night btw.

Night~

 

[Nolff]

Okay, you are hired.

I am W.
Nice to meet you, my lord.

*bows*

I like you but there is a lot of work to be done.

Please answer this quick test:

1. If you had to face an eldritch entity capable of manipulating reality, what would be your strategy?
2. How would you handle a situation where an ally gets corrupted by the Eldritch Family?
3. What is your approach to investigating and dismantling secret operations of the Drug Cartel within the school?
4. In a battle against an apparently invincible opponent, do you prefer an offensive or defensive strategy? Justify your choice.
5. What are your techniques for maintaining calm and focus in situations of extreme chaos and danger?
6. Describe an ability or power that you think would be crucial in facing eldritch horrors. How did you acquire it?
7. What would you do if you became aware of a betrayal within your group of allies?
8. What is your view on personal sacrifice for the greater good? How far are you willing to go?
9. How do you plan to confront the corrupted influence of the Eldritch Family without being overwhelmed by it?
10. Do you have an escape plan or a last resort in case the mission fails? Describe it.

Our enemies are literally Mary Sues.
I need to know that I can count on you.

You too. Name's Alf.

Don't bow to me, I'm not an elder.

Here's your answers, Mister.

1: Get a grasp on what reality is and hold onto my faith. There could only be one god.
2: Slaps the ally and shouts at them that they are useless and should not be useless. If they proceed to use violence, they must be contained and researched to find what causes said ally to be corrupted.
3: It will do nothing if the cartel has a connection with the main power of the school. If still need to be dismantled, destroy their source of drugs and cut out their supply line.
4: Use the strategy best related to an item that can contain or jail said opponent. It will be no use in fighting an invincible foe nor defending against it.
5: They're kids, children. They have their own playthings.
6: Game engine. Do not question how I acquire my gadgets.
7: Either kill them outright or try converting them back in any way possible. Specifically if said ally is very important and crucial.
8: If no one continues my work when I die, I prefer to save myself and my job.
9: Do with little force I currently have. If it doesn't work, release the bigger ones.
10: Anything within my gadget's reach of items. And if I don't have my gadgets at the time a mission fails, then I fought back and try to survive as long as I can till my gadget is back. As a last resort, go forth and try to do as much damage as I can, since respawning is a thing in the school.

You may not believe in me.

Things should be balanced. Life would be meaningless if there was no chaos and no peace.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

We can't kill people for 24 hours after they joined the school. Well, more like we shouldn't.

***Desummons Fuzzenserpent and other dangerous floofs that I had just summoned to play with***
˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿≖‿⁠≖) *smiles innocently* Hehe~ Forgot to give warnings to the new guy... I'll play somewhere else~

 

[Nolff]

Can yall get more fucking original than those fake bodies/illusions? Reality breaking skills have no fuks to give about your 73264872623 hallucinated blow up dolls. It's a homing missile that will find your real ass no matter how far your mama's basement is.

And I will keep feigning my death till either the meter wasn't fully filled or...