SHF High-school Fanfic

[ShizukiIchino]

*Starts imagining naked version of everyone in school*
*literally everyone, even, yes, that one.*

*Me looking at the red button with word launch written on it*

 

[Corty]

*Me looking at the red button with word launch written on it*

PS: I can hear this gif.

 

[LuoirM]

*gives you aphantasia* ಠ_ಠ

*Still imagine in words*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Still imagine in words*

*makes Rootling illiterate* ಠ_ಠ

 

[LuoirM]

*makes Rootling illiterate* ಠ_ಠ

Wait am I your rootl- *becomes illiterate* skibidi gyatt ohio dom dom rizzler fanum swag tax

 

[SRB]

*Me looking at the red button with word launch written on it*

?<-

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wait am I your rootl- *becomes illiterate* skibidi gyatt ohio dom dom rizzler fanum swag tax

No, you're not my Rootling ಠ_ಠ

Azure allowed only for Ssemouy to be my Rootling therefore I only have one You're permitted to worship me, though

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(lied about being able to read minds and has no idea what is happening)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Wait am I your rootl- *becomes illiterate*

Nope. Anyone who wants to become goddess daikon's Rootling must beat me in one-on-one combat

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*Me looking at the red button with word launch written on it*

OI DON'T TOUCH THAT!!

MY ANTIMATTER ICBMS!!!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

?<-

DON'T DO IT BABUSHKA!!!

 

[LuoirM]

Nope. Anyone who wants to become goddess daikon's Rootling must beat me in one-on-one combat

I've been told the best way to win anyone is to strip naked because no one knows how to deal with thag shit

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nope. Anyone who wants to become goddess daikon's Rootling must beat me in one-on-one combat

And if one would so happen to talk my Root-- ehkm... win against my incredibly strong Rootling, they will have to face my Eldritch Symbiote and defeat her next

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I've been told the best way to win anyone is to strip naked because no one knows how to deal with thag shit

Get this... *Clothes beam*

 

[LuoirM]

Get this... *Clothes beam*

*continues stripping indefinitely for unlimited clothes and sell them to be the next Elon Musk*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

page 888 wooo!!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*continues stripping indefinitely for unlimited clothes and sell them to be the next Elon Musk*

The clothes created from my powers sell for $0 , dem's the rules

 

[LuoirM]

The clothes created from my powers sell for $0 , dem's the rules

The value of anything is based on what the buyer is willing to give, that's subjective, heheheheh

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

page 888 wooo!!

8 is my favorite number. Also 88. ??

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The value of anything is based on what the buyer is willing to give, that's subjective, heheheheh

Okay, so who are you selling to , specifically, who would buy from you?