SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

Just be yourself. That wouuuld be the worst advice I could give you but you're talking about Voidiris sooooo

Are you... Contradicting

And how can you be sure I'm talking bout dommy mommy and not a random friend from another school in the next nation.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Hello Eldritches and Eldritch enthusiasts of SHHS. How should I go about satisfying one and his or her or their mental entertainment? Asking for a friend.

You are already entertaining them with your chaotic clumsiness and horny perversion.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

zzzz… nnnn…
*is too tired to resist*
(I’m going to sleep actually, night~)

Good night! Sweet dreams!

 

[LuoirM]

You are already entertaining them with your chaotic clumsiness and horny perversion.

It is of a man's core existence that he felt the shame of not being enough deep within his aching heart, and when a man feels, he shall fixes.

 

[SRB]

If it wasn't, what would be considered a healthy relationship here in SHHS? (Except you and your Great Friend, that's too high a metric)

Bruh.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It is of a man's core existence that he felt the shame of not being enough deep within his aching heart, and when a man feels, he shall fixes.

I'll give you some advice as an older brother. It's valuable, and I won't repeat it again:

Spoiler: THE SECRET

Women don't like insecure men.

 

[LuoirM]

I'll give you some advice as an older brother. It's valuable, and I won't repeat it again:

Spoiler: THE SECRET

Women don't like insecure men.

Thank you, brother.

With this advice in mind, I will tell Voidiris to wash my dishes and make me a banh mi the next time she comes home.

 

[SRB]

Thank you, brother.

With this advice in mind, I will tell Voidiris to wash my dishes and make me a banh mi the next time she comes home.

Prediction: You're going to die, but at least they won't leave you.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Thank you, brother.

With this advice in mind, I will tell Voidiris to wash my dishes and make me a banh mi the next time she comes home.

Spoiler

In the case of Voidiris, they would enjoy it.

 

[SRB]

Spoiler

In the case of Voidiris, they would enjoy it.

Ye, probably.

 

[LuoirM]

Thanks for the advice lads, imma go ahead and paint myself to be a traditional patriarchal husband now. I will only work bare minimum in a thriving community in the 90s as a white person (superior) and buy a house after only a year or two then beat my kids relentlessly if they come out as gay, and probably sleep in the couch until my spouse finishes dinner

 

[SRB]

Thanks for the advice lads, imma go ahead and paint myself to be a traditional patriarchal husband now. I will only work bare minimum in a thriving community in the 90s as a white person (superior) and buy a house after only a year or two then beat my kids relentlessly if they come out as gay, and probably sleep in the couch until my spouse finishes dinner

... You know what, you do you, buddy. I don't know if I can help.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[LuoirM]

Update: I told her.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Same.

BTW Ssemouy, Do you wrote about Bartun in your chapter 23? I don't remember. He's basically a blank sheet in the glossary and I wanted to build on what you wrote.

However, MidnightFox was not the only new arrival hidden away in the darkness. The parting blackness revealed a dapper-looking lizard gentleman wearing reading glasses. His eyes were trained on a newspaper, one I recognized to be where Princess Gebelina's Book Reviews were published.

Everyone held their breath; the Golden Bread was right on top of the table beside him.

He looked to the bread, then to us, then back to the bread, then back to us. Deciding the whole situation wasn't worth the trouble, Bartun vacated his seat.
"I'll be off now; you kids have fun."

I don't have much info about him, either, all I know of him in the forum is his interaction with Salius in his feedback thread, so I based it on that

Are you... Contradicting

For lore reasons I'm perfectly allowed to do that :3

And how can you be sure I'm talking bout dommy mommy and not a random friend from another school in the next nation.

I can read your mind

 

[LuoirM]

can read your mind

*Starts imagining naked version of everyone in school*
*literally everyone, even, yes, that one.*

 

[SRB]

*Starts imagining naked version of everyone in school*
*literally everyone, even, yes, that one.*

Technically, I'm already naked, if I'm in my "ball of fingers" form. Aaqil is a cat, also naked. Quack is a duck - naked... Well, you see where I'm going.

 

[LuoirM]

Technically, I'm already naked, if I'm in my "ball of fingers" form. Aaqil is a cat, also naked. Quack is a duck - naked... Well, you see where I'm going.

Without skin and Without furs

 

[SRB]

Without skin and Without furs

Bruh

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Starts imagining naked version of everyone in school*
*literally everyone, even, yes, that one.*

Without skin and Without furs

*gives you aphantasia* ಠ_ಠ