SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Oh god, oh fuck, even I can't overpower a death flag THIS strong.

Tch... You're overreacting mama Not to mention that they are already like a married couple. You saw what Seymour said. This wedding is just a formality and nothing but an excuse for us to have some fun The Eldritch family loves their parties

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Don't you want to be part of my Harem, Iris-chan?

Yes, I already have three relationships btw.

The way you're going, it's gonna be an incest harem.
*envious glare*

Don't worry mam you cam be part of the harem!

Hold up guys wedding plans before a character arc fully resolves is a death flag!

You really care about death?

Someone should burn her at a stake.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Someone should burn her at a stake.

For what!? I'm just eating popcorn!

 

[SRB]

Don't worry mam you cam be part of the harem!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

The way you're going, it's gonna be an incest harem.
*disappointed glare*

Babushka uses. Disappointed Stare.
It's super effective!

 

[RepresentingDesire]

For what!? I'm just eating popcorn!

Yes, that's all the reason I need and that's more reason than Azure ever needed for stabbing.

I saw your envious glare.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

The way you're going, it's gonna be an incest harem.
*disappointed glare*

You know what they say, Mama, incest is

It's okay Matcha-kun... this time I was the one punished and even the Evil Pink Midget peeked out to say hello I was roasted both by your Yandere and mine I shall never do that again

Ane-san, our similarities grow, not that I needed further confirmation, you truly are my sister... we share the same fate of ending up in the arms of yanderes.

Hmm... I see... Welp, looks like you're too powerful for our dear Matcha @SsemouyOnan One of you will have to do for my Little Bro... So... Wedding when?

W-wedding? *swallows*

Lord Matcha, I had just discovered that you can grow chocolate! You see, I had buried a bunch within my time capsule, and shortly after I had enshrined this scythe, they started growing like crops in an open field! I used this scythe to expedite the process, but I believe we now have a method of production that does not rely on your powers

Seymour, that's unexpected. The notion that chocolate, the very essence of my being, could burgeon from the soil like the most resplendent of crops, is a revelation indeed. Yet, let us not be too hasty in dismissing the charm of my abilities in the creation of chocolate.
That scythe looks strangely familiar. Is that chocolate?

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Better to stay away from that scythe...

She never really did use you as furniture(literally) now that I think about it

She has never used him as a furniture (literally) yet

Can we skip that part?

I'll walk you down the aisle. You can't say no.

?

I will be throwing flowers for you two

You're gonna be the ring bringer!

Hold up guys wedding plans before a character arc fully resolves is a death flag!

Wait what? Who's getting married?

Congratulations! Who's getting married? Who are the lucky ones? We should throw a big party!

Ssemouy and Matcha

...
......
W-when was this decided?
Not that I would mind but it's a little sudden...

 

[SRB]

I saw your envious glare.

First, it wasn't an envious gla-
*remembers your powers*
... So you decided to just go ahead and snatch me for your harem? Why?

 

[SRB]

You know what they say, Mama, incest is

I can and I will take out the belt.

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uFCfK

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ane-san, our similarities grow, not that I needed further confirmation, you truly are my sister... we share the same fate of ending up in the arms of yanderes.

Yay! Chosen by Yanderes Sibling Duo

W-wedding? *swallows*

Wedding ? ? ?‍‍?

Congratulations! Who's getting married? Who are the lucky ones? We should throw a big party!



...
......
W-when was this decided?
Not that I would mind but it's a little sudden...

Anyone who read you text-wall battle knows that it's not sudden

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I can and I will take out the belt.

We have to maintain the purity of our blood, what could possibly go wrong....

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Spoiler

Matcha ceases to be and transforms into [The Bitter Scythe of Love, Death and Chocolate], a tool designed to obliterate destiny.
In becoming this weapon, I am eternally bonded to True Seymour, ready to carve a path through the very fabric of fate with abilities inspired by my own essence

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I can and I will take out the belt.

Babushka doin some good old sense knocking i see.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

We have to maintain the purity of our blood, what could possibly go wrong....

Do i really have to mention the multiple babies that have birth defects or died during the early days of Europe where incest was the huge deal?

 

[LuoirM]

Conclusion: both Danny and Azure have abandonment issues.

Perfect comboniation.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

First, it wasn't an envious gla-
*realizes her own feelings*
... So just go ahead and snatch me for your harem! Baka!

So you didn't knew it yourself.

We have to maintain the purity of our blood, what could possibly go wrong....

Nothing.

Perfect comboniation.

They look like a good SM pair ftoo.

 

[SRB]

Babushka doin some good old sense knocking i see.

 

[LuoirM]

They look like a good SM pair ftoo.

I think I saw some good "couple trading" thingy on PubHorn...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Do i really have to mention the multiple babies that have birth defects or died during the early days of Europe where incest was the huge deal?

The genetic defects can be negated by the Villainess' Declaration, problem? Wait why are we talking about inbred offspring...

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I feel insulted because you mislabeled me as a psychopath

But everyone here....wait...

Now that I think about it....

If everyone here is batshit insane...

Then it should be the normalcy of this place.

So....

Only the sane people here are the crazy ones.

....Okay. I apologize for calling you insane. You are normal.