She never really did use you as furniture(literally) now that I think about it
O-one of me? What do you mean, goddess daikon? A-and I, a mere minion, would never even dare to think of something such as m-m-ma-rryi



- *explodes and temporarily turns into a Villainess*
Why, it must be a black wedding befitting of someone of my stature! It will be done when the stars are aligned and the scenery is picturesque enough to be dyed in the blood of fallen heroes. However, do note that the ceremony shall be nothing more than a show of my power and influence, as Matcha's body, soul and very existence already rests in my grip
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There is no sign of the strange version of your Rootling, but you have a feeling that you should eat a fortune cookie today, and you have a feeling that should you eat that fortune cookie, it will say "Happy news is on its way."